Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Aren’t they still separately owned by Disney though?

Yes, they're both owned by Disney but they aren't the same entity. Bob uses them interchangeably which is incorrect as Entertainment has nothing to do with what Studios is doing. Maybe Disney is coordinating some things between them but they're separate compartments.

Perhaps I'm putting words in his mouth but Bob seems to be the type that thinks Kevin Feige demanded the creation of Riri Williams and other nu-Marvel characters he praises instead of it being something Entertainment did independently.

 

[BR55]

Aren’t they still separately owned by Disney though?

They are but thats not the point. Entertainment handles the comics. Studios handles the films.
The whole thing was set up like that in the wake of Captain America Civil War because apparently the comics guys were being a huge pain in the ass for the movie guys so Feige went to Disney and asked to be cut lose from Entertainment.
Not that Bob's aware of any of that.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Yes, they're both owned by Disney but they aren't the same entity. Bob uses them interchangeably which is incorrect as Entertainment has nothing to do with what Studios is doing. Maybe Disney is coordinating some things between them but they're separate compartments.

For someone who pretends to be an industry insider, Bob is predictably shitty at it. If I were him, I would be constantly be looking up articles and news about studios and stars.

They are but thats not the point. Entertainment handles the comics. Studios handles the films.
The whole thing was set up like in the wake of Captain America Civil War because apparently the comics guys were being a huge pain in the ass for the movie guys so Feige went to Disney and asked to be cut lose from Entertainment.
Not that Bob's aware of any of that.

I didn’t hear about that during the time it was in production. All I knew was that Perlmutter and Feige constantly feuded begins the scenes.

I imagine Bob thinks Perlmutter is a genius that Feige follows.

 

[Rathkor]

For someone who pretends to be an industry insider, Bob is predictably shitty at it. If I were him, I would be constantly be looking up articles and news about studios and stars.


I didn’t hear about that during the time it was in production. All I knew was that Perlmutter and Feige constantly feuded begins the scenes.

I imagine Bob thinks Perlmutter is a genius that Feige follows.

No, he thinks Perlmutter is a dinosaur who is out oftouch and believed Kevin Feige is doing shadow ops and secretly running marvel as a master manipulator.

 

[Kamatsubu]

It'd be funny if Bob said he's an industry insider but in reality he's been banned by all the industries.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

No, he thinks Perlmutter is a dinosaur who is out oftouch and believed Kevin Feige is doing shadow ops and secretly running marvel as a master manipulator.

I'm struggling to determine if this is as delusional as his claims about Hillary growing moon wheat or not. Pretty close.

So I saw the new Hugh Jackman movie called The Front Runner. It chronicles the rise and fall of Colorado Democrat Senator Gary Hart, whose 1988 presidential campaign was torpedoed by a sex scandal. Since this will probably show what a scumbag Hart is, I think Bob will sperg about this since it'll show a Democrat having a scandal.

 

[RockVolnutt]

No, he thinks Perlmutter is a dinosaur who is out oftouch and believed Kevin Feige is doing shadow ops and secretly running marvel as a master manipulator.

"Hey @Kevfeige, where can I send in my comic pitch for The Superior Sentry? It's about a Muslim Mexican from Boston who beats up all the Nazis who called him fat online."
"Uh, you can try @Marvel but they don't usually accept outside comic scripts as they are a mess legally. I have nothing over that."
"I get your hidden message. This can be our little secret. "

 

[Mola Ram]

Since this will probably show what a scumbag Hart is

You're not old enough to remember how they slobbered over Hart, are you?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You're not old enough to remember how they slobbered over Hart, are you?

I was born in 1996, so I can't remember. I imagined, however, that there were people like Bob who felt Hart would lead them to The Superior Future and called Bush 41 voters bigoted that needed to be isolated from society.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I'd think that the average 1980s Democrat, let alone someone who was thought to be electable to the presidency by vote of a majority of the country, is going to have a number of positions that are problematic for the modern era. In particular I really doubt that he would have offered sufficient girlcock sucking to the almighty trans lobby. He's useless to the modern Left, they'll be perfectly happy to throw him under the bus because he laughed at a crossdressing joke once or something.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Bob's in for a rude awakening all those newer characters Bob loves lost their chances at the Marvel Studios table once Fiege got the Fantastic Four and X-Men back. Fiege has no issue with minority or women characters he fought for Black Panther and Captain Marvel but it's no secret he's wanted the FF cosmic characters for years and his love for the X-Men. Fiege doesn't play that SJW diversity game he always gives them half assed promises when they demand diversity and usually leaves the scenes they wanted as deleted scenes for the Blu-Ray. Fiege cares about money and the characters he likes and Bob might learn that doesn't gel with his SJW nonsense Fiege didn't do Miles Morales just an off hand comment his criminal uncle made that he has a nephew in Homecoming so the SJWs and Bob could cream their pants Miles exist in the MCU while Fiege tells the Peter Parker story he wants.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I was born in 1996, so I can't remember. I imagined, however, that there were people like Bob who felt Hart would lead them to The Superior Future and called Bush 41 voters bigoted that needed to be isolated from society.

Reading about Hart's scandal on wikipedia or wherever really pales in comparison to the way a lot of young people followed it back then - through Bloom County. I think Breathed had one of the covers of his anthologies with a picture of Opus on Gary Hart's lap on the stern of the Monkey Business.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Feminist.

Okay Fatman.

I mean, the police were increasingly militarized under Obama, but sure, it's wypipo's fault.

Does a tweed jacket even fit you?

So an article which lists every reasonably acclaimed movie regardless of actual chances means that it's the front runner.

Also, it's fucking August.

Good thing Bob isn't that stupi-

 

[link1234]

OMG the Twitter handle is a girls first name followed by a bunch of numbers. How can anyone think that was a real person?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

So Bob is going to keep doing cringy anti-Jordan Peterson hit-skits but he himself won't even go as far as participate in an interview. It's a bit disappointing that more people don't point out his relative cowardice.

 

[Creep3r]

Good thing Bob isn't that stupi-
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Just when you think Bob (and the Twitter community) can't possibly get any stupider, they still somehow manage to prove you wrong. Amazing.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Feminist.
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Now I'm looking forward to a MovieBob/Cinema Snob crossover review where Bob spends the entire time not getting the joke.

 

[thismanlies]

Feminist.

Has anyone told Bob that real lesbians look like... him?

 

[Zaryiu]

"Wakanda's real to me, Ethan Hawke!"
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The easiest thing to mock is his idea that no borders will make us more intellectual.

"ME THINK NO BORDERS OR LAW MAKE ME BRAIN YUGEREST. UNGA BUNGA."-World's fatest caveman.

That's insulting to caveman, they invented stuff and survived really big dangers and Bob wouldn't do either of those he'd be the kid the predators stole for dinner

Can't wait to see the dystopian, disease-riddled above-ground sewers that results in when you're butted up next to all the industry you're usually supposed to have a city well away from!

Bob is a wannabe Judge Cal, who would be in the role of Fergee that would sacrifice himself to save us from the Footless Furher?

 

[LaughingJoke]

That's insulting to caveman, they invented stuff and survived really big dangers and Bob wouldn't do either of those he'd be the kid the predators stole for dinner

Immediately made me think of this and it being Bob's past life.