Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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How many magic science men do they have? I bet you can't even name a single atomic warlock or even a photonic druid. I know the science, friendo, I know all of the sciences.
To be honest though if there was a RPG that had a class called atomic warlock I would play the shit out of that. Just for the chance to fire off Eldritch radiation.
 
I’d like to second what @Mola Ram said and go one step further by saying that I think that Bob’s Randroid tendencies never truly went away. He still jabbers on and on about an elite few given free reign to mold society as they see fit, parasites holding humanity back from reaching their potential, and has an incredibly selfish worldview. The main differences now are his paying more explicit lip-service to left-wing causes, a significantly more authoritarian bent, and the exact nature of the parasites he rails against.
Bob also dislikes paying taxes. He should be baited into an anti-tax screed every spring, as it's easy to do and, well, he's Bob.

Bob, being the political genius he is has decided to give his opinion on how the American left should operate:
"Focus on economic minority groups, sexual degeneracy and polarising issues renegading US culture. Ignore the needs and wants of the majority of the US". It's tweets like these that make me wish that Bob would run for political office. It would be a trashfire that would put Sargon's trashfire to shame.
Does this mongoloid think every Democrat who voted for Carter was a hippie? Or that they all marched in Selma?

This is some willful motherfucking ignorance, right here.
 
How many magic science men do they have? I bet you can't even name a single atomic warlock or even a photonic druid. I know the science, friendo, I know all of the sciences.
Nah, ya need some techpriests for that shit. The kind that to turn on a toaster need to recite a prayer for 3 hours straight so when you push the ON button the machine spirit doesn't get pissed and burns your bread.
That was basically Hillary Clinton's 2016 election run. Of course Bob's answer to this is to take away voting rights from a huge portion of the opposition, but he doesn't seem to realize you actually have to obtain power before you can do that
This is actually kind of interesting. Does Bob support limited voting (outside of "everybody that doesn't think like me doesn't deserve to vote nor live")?
 
This is actually kind of interesting. Does Bob support limited voting (outside of "everybody that doesn't think like me doesn't deserve to vote nor live")?

Bob just throws out that all sorts of people shouldn't be allowed to vote, ever. OK, fine. But Bob has no sort of framework for making this happen. Does he want a constitutional amendment, a law passed by congress, an executive order? Who knows? He just kinda waves his hand around vaguely and never provides any kind of actual plan. Because he doesn't have one. Because he's ignorant about rights, jurisprudence, history, psychology.

Even the commies and anarchists have more concrete plans for getting their ideas adopted than Bob. He thinks political power is a magic wand that makes all opposition disappear.
 
Bob just throws out that all sorts of people shouldn't be allowed to vote, ever. OK, fine. But Bob has no sort of framework for making this happen. Does he want a constitutional amendment, a law passed by congress, an executive order? Who knows? He just kinda waves his hand around vaguely and never provides any kind of actual plan. Because he doesn't have one. Because he's ignorant about rights, jurisprudence, history, psychology.

Even the commies and anarchists have more concrete plans for getting their ideas adopted than Bob. He thinks political power is a magic wand that makes all opposition disappear.

You're assuming he wants a framework of any kind and isn't just fantasizing about straight-up exterminating the undesirables. He never quite says that, but he says enough to draw the inference that's what he really craves.
 
You're assuming he wants a framework of any kind and isn't just fantasizing about straight-up exterminating the undesirables. He never quite says that, but he says enough to draw the inference that's what he really craves.
Why do most people not realize that being the prez doesn't give you absolute power? It's people like Bob who get all alarmist when they see someone they don't like get into power as if instantly everything they fear will become reality. Does Bob know what the Senate is aside from a place where politicians go?

And let's not talk about framework. Who needs framework when you have thousands of people you don't like?
 
He's okay with paying taxes, so long as it's all spent on spaceships and none is given to the "Obsolete" flyover states.

Does he realise the country's most active spaceports are in Florida (not a flyover state, but a southern one)? There's also a SpaceX facility in southern Texas. This is for obvious practical reasons in that equatorial launches are most efficient closest to the equator, though polar launches usually go from Vandenberg, California. Presumably he wants these areas to get culturally converted somehow so they can serve the superior future more effectively.
 
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Why do most people not realize that being the prez doesn't give you absolute power? It's people like Bob who get all alarmist when they see someone they don't like get into power as if instantly everything they fear will become reality. Does Bob know what the Senate is aside from a place where politicians go?

And let's not talk about framework. Who needs framework when you have thousands of people you don't like?
When you consider how much power Congress (the supposed lawmaking body in the U.S.A.) has subcontracted out to alphabet agencies (e.g., EPA, DEA, CIA, etc.), the judiciary, or the presidency, it is understandable why people today think the presidency is effectively electable royalty. Though, if the two houses of Congress got their collective acts together, it wouldn't matter much who sits in the White House.
Additionally, do you notice how, when a Democrat president's moves are blocked by a Republican congress, it's obstruction, but when the political parties are reversed, it's reigning in a runaway presidency? That kind of doublethink is what runs through the heads of Bob and his ilk in regards to the United States government.
 
When you consider how much power Congress (the supposed lawmaking body in the U.S.A.) has subcontracted out to alphabet agencies (e.g., EPA, DEA, CIA, etc.), the judiciary, or the presidency, it is understandable why people today think the presidency is effectively electable royalty. Though, if the two houses of Congress got their collective acts together, it wouldn't matter much who sits in the White House.
Additionally, do you notice how, when a Democrat president's moves are blocked by a Republican congress, it's obstruction, but when the political parties are reversed, it's reigning in a runaway presidency? That kind of doublethink is what runs through the heads of Bob and his ilk in regards to the United States government.

I didn't realize Bob was even capable of singlethink.
 
This is actually kind of interesting. Does Bob support limited voting (outside of "everybody that doesn't think like me doesn't deserve to vote nor live")?
Expanded voting weirdly enough. He’s actually said that he thinks that the rest of the world should vote in our, at least, presidential elections. His reasoning was that we have such an effect on the rest of the world that they should have a say in what goes on in the US of A.
 
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Bob on why franchise film reboots are the same thing as different versions of Renaissance paintings on the same subject matter.
Since clearly immovable images of the crucifixion used as decor.
Bob has no ability to look at anything outside the modern world and the pace of living. Right now I can watch Bruce Wayne's parents get shot 16 different ways in a matter of minutes. How long would it take someone to see two different sculptures of the Pieta, one in Rome, one in Florence in Renaissance times? Such art was seldom for popular consumption anyway. They were symbols of power and influence for the cities, institutions, and people that commissioned them.

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Expanded voting weirdly enough. He’s actually said that he thinks that the rest of the world should vote in our, at least, presidential elections. His reasoning was that we have such an effect on the rest of the world that they should have a say in what goes on in the US of A.
Leftists in general love to say dumb shit like that, not just Bob. Of course the first time rights for LGBT are threatened by large socially conservative voting blocs in Africa, the Middle East, and Central and South America, they'd change their tune in a hurry, but since it is so absolutely stupid and insane a position they know it will never be implemented so they'll never have to put their money where their mouths are so they can verbally defecate away. Although I'd love to see Bob fume as his beloved space program was gutted to allocate more money for social programs for the vast teeming (and now voting) hordes of third world poor.
 
Bob on why franchise film reboots are the same thing as different versions of Renaissance paintings on the same subject matter.
Since clearly immovable images of the crucifixion used as decor.
Bob has no ability to look at anything outside the modern world and the pace of living. Right now I can watch Bruce Wayne's parents get shot 16 different ways in a matter of minutes. How long would it take someone to see two different sculptures of the Pieta, one in Rome, one in Florence in Renaissance times? Such art was seldom for popular consumption anyway. They were symbols of power and influence for the cities, institutions, and people that commissioned them.

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Fucking LOL at Bob's insistence that any MCU director outside of Kenneth Branagh (and let's not forget Branagh's one MCU film is generally regarded as one of the worst) qualifies as a "top talent" on the level of Michelangelo or da Vinci. His taste is so basic and so trash.
 
Leftists in general love to say dumb shit like that, not just Bob. Of course the first time rights for LGBT are threatened by large socially conservative voting blocs in Africa, the Middle East, and Central and South America, they'd change their tune in a hurry, but since it is so absolutely stupid and insane a position they know it will never be implemented so they'll never have to put their money where their mouths are so they can verbally defecate away. Although I'd love to see Bob fume as his beloved space program was gutted to allocate more money for social programs for the vast teeming (and now voting) hordes of third world poor.

India has a substantial space programme and used an anti-satellite missile test as a show of strength prior to an election so I doubt it. Even if a socialist dictatorship took over, which it well might in that crazy scenario, the USSR and the PRC were and are very fond of space travel for prestige and potential for future colonisation. I doubt an American SSR would be much different and would probably continue the Artemis programme in an effort to establish dominance over its rivals. SpaceX would get nationalised, though, which would be a shame.

What I've noticed though is that American socialists have very different views on those issues from their foreign autocratic counterparts, who are generally fond of large defence and government aerospace projects.
 
Fucking LOL at Bob's insistence that any MCU director outside of Kenneth Branagh (and let's not forget Branagh's one MCU film is generally regarded as one of the worst) qualifies as a "top talent" on the level of Michelangelo or da Vinci. His taste is so basic and so trash.
The MCU is the most important artistic achievement of our century frendo!
If you were Elite like Bob you know this.
Just like bringing McNuggets to parties, drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade on the beach and watching WWE are also truly Elite and Cultured activity's.
I swear Bob would be so much somewhat more tolerable if he just owned up to being and having plebian tastes.
I like the MCU and fatty food but you don't see me claiming to be some 21st century renaissance man ubermensch do you now?
 
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