Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Nutritious_Banana]

Man, his brother looks like alternate reality Jim Duggan, where he gave up on wrestling to pursue a career as a forklift operator.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Chris posts another picture of this duosome:

I withdrawal my previous statement about Bob looking like a "relatively normal" kid. I would've wanted to punch that face if I were one of Bob's classmates. Those eyes are freaking soulless.

Daddy Chapman just looks miserable that he raised a fuck up like Bob.

"Oh, why didn't I wear a condom that night?"

Meanwhile, Ma Chipman (who I assume is behind the camera) is thinking, "Why didn't I abort that clump of cells when I had the chance? It would've saved me thirty years of never-ending disappointment."

 

[Red Hood]

Some random musings:

Bob wants a crippled action hero? How about a dude with a wheelchair that has a minigun on it?

Also his brother referring to himself as "The Chippa" is spergtastic.

Filmrobbie has this irritating tendency to make it seem as though his enjoyment of disposable media is some kind of morally heroic act, and he just happens to like it more because of some neutral metric like diversity or leftist political screeds. Case in point:View attachment 1162429
I can’t imagine a world where a five year old boy likes an animated toy advertisement better because of diversity. He’s both asserting his shitty childhood taste as “morally correct” AND doing the thing where checkmarks make up a story about how their kids spout leftist talking points, except since he’s Bob and has never once had sex, he has to make up stories about his own childhood.
However as an ex-five year old I have an idea why Bob might actually have been interested in a scantily-clad redhead at that age, and certainly why he’s “bringing attention to marginalized voices” today. The only voice being amplified is his lard-enveloped, horribly friction-burned coomnozzle crying out in pain as he jackhammers it once more with his greasy, 300-pound benching sausage fingers.

This means, in one tweet, Bob has been able to capture almost all facets of his shit-tier personality:
1. A Male Feminist Simp who bows down to the every demand of women
2. A coomer/degenerate sex pest who only interacts with women to rub his chub
3. A consoomer who bravely views the “right” products
4. A self-congratulating bullshitter

All he needed was ONE mention of the Superior Future and we could’ve had BINGO

Ugh, those Tumblr-faces.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

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The sad tale of a 15 year old girl trapped inside a 39 year old balding fat man's body.

>The "nice normal people" of the world still haven't forgiven me for being BORN, so I don't expect it for anything else.

Achievement unlocked: Peak self-unawareness. That's some life-long narcissism, there. Am I so angry, hateful, and socially inept that I haven't been able to get along with people my entire life? No, friendo, it is humanity that is wrong. Humanity OWED me a Superior Future, and an immortal robot body, and a jetpack, and a starship. But instead, humanity has a grudge against me, so I was robbed. ROBBED I tell you! It is sometimes said that the reason that socialism never took root in America is that poor Americans don't consider themselves to be poor people, but merely temporarily disgraced millionaires. I think Bob considers himself to be merely a temporarily disgraced evil robot overlord.

Am I crazy for expecting Bob to have been balding and sporting those sunken cheeks as a preteen? I find it almost impossible to believe that HE, of all people, could have looked relatively normal at that age.

You're not crazy; I feel the same way about Bob's lesser twin and orbiter Andrew Dobson. Whenever I try to picture Dobson as a kid I just picture Dobson looking exactly as he is now, fat, bald, and bearded, only shorter, and he's mad that the teacher won't let him wear his hat in class to cover his shiny egg-like dome. It's just that they are so childish and incredibly stagnant that it makes it very hard to picture them as ever looking like anything other than what they are now. And seeing Bob's rant against people not forgiving him for being born only reinforces this.

 

[Koby_Fish]

>The "nice normal people" of the world still haven't forgiven me for being BORN, so I don't expect it for anything else.

Achievement unlocked: Peak self-unawareness. That's some life-long narcissism, there. Am I so angry, hateful, and socially inept that I haven't been able to get along with people my entire life? No, friendo, it is humanity that is wrong. Humanity OWED me a Superior Future, and an immortal robot body, and a jetpack, and a starship. But instead, humanity has a grudge against me, so I was robbed. ROBBED I tell you! It is sometimes said that the reason that socialism never took root in America is that poor Americans don't consider themselves to be poor people, but merely temporarily disgraced millionaires. I think Bob considers himself to be merely a temporarily disgraced evil robot overlord.


You're not crazy; I feel the same way about Bob's lesser twin and orbiter Andrew Dobson. Whenever I try to picture Dobson as a kid I just picture Dobson looking exactly as he is now, fat, bald, and bearded, only shorter, and he's mad that the teacher won't let him wear his hat in class to cover his shiny egg-like dome. It's just that they are so childish and incredibly stagnant that it makes it very hard to picture them as ever looking like anything other than what they are now. And seeing Bob's rant against people not forgiving him for being born only reinforces this.

in the dobson thread somewhere someone posted a pic of Andrew Dobson as a kid graduating high school. He still had hair then but he was a chubbster then though not as bad as now. IMO he looked like a soulless-deadeyed-staring autist.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

in the dobson thread somewhere someone posted a pic of Andrew Dobson as a kid graduating high school. He still had hair then but he was a chubbster then though not as bad as now. IMO he looked like a soulless-deadeyed-staring autist.

Spoiler: You get what you clicked for

 

[Big Nasty]

Apparently, there is a place for some sort of "prole" class in Bobworld. This class consist of fat slobs who occupy themselves by gorging on shit food, drinking shit booze and watching shit entertainment.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Bob confirmed for Gadget Hackwrench porn.

Who isn't?

Bob being a furry might be less embarrassing than his public thirsting for Wu, troons, femdom fetish films, and Princess Peach.

Bob's dick is posting on Twitter again.
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Case in point.

Since he’s reuploading his old Big Picture videos on his channel, here’s one where Bob lacks self awareness in 2011 as he does now in 2020.

That video was basically him being mad at Fast and the Furious and Expendables beating Scott Pilgrim at the box office. It's like his hatred of Joker and Sonic these days.

Geez, this is like watching a Razorfist video with slower cuts on the video accompaniment, no sense of energy and even more exceptional commentary. Did their frenemy status start out because they were stepping on each other's toes so hard as far as format goes?

I doubt it. Far more likely was that Razorfist was an "anti-thinker" that was more popular than him. I think Razorfist made fun of Bob a few times throughout his videos whenever he needed a fat joke.

Titan A.E.

Which also had an amazing soundtrack.

I have nothing to add, but I liked that movie and being reminded of it was a huge dose of nostalgia. Thanks.

Holy fuck.

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Robert has his very own canon Paper Mario avatar!

The best part.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob's hands are too pure to sully by playing nazi FPS games. His love of video games is the pure steel, if you don't like exactly the same games for exactly the same reasons, your love of video games is lesser and unworthy.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Spoiler: You get what you clicked for

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It's amazing how when it comes to the god tier trio of fat angry spergs (Dobson, Bob and Jake Alley), it's ultimately Dobson who has the most going for him. He has the most potential for a good life and good career if he was just to work hard and drop his horrendous personality. He also has a good voice and would look decent if he just took care of himself.

What the fuck went wrong with people like Bob and Alley that Dobson has the most potential out of all of them?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

It's amazing how when it comes to the god tier trio of fat angry spergs (Dobson, Bob and Jake Alley), it's ultimately Dobson who has the most going for him. He has the most potential for a good life and good career if he was just to work hard and drop his horrendous personality. He also has a good voice and would look decent if he just took care of himself.

What the fuck went wrong with people like Bob and Alley that Dobson has the most potential out of all of them?

Alley and Bob may have some serious mental health issues and how they were raised. Dobson's just a plain old cunt

 

[Bolo]

Forgot to mention that those Fear Effect games were complete unplayable dogshit eh Robert? Oh wait, you never played them have you.

And fucken please, trying to make this slimeball game ahead of it's time when in the early 2000's everybody was doing the sexual ambivalent, leather clad female fatale.

Not to mention, this was cheap cheesecake, again, in the early 2000's everybody was doing a variation of "hot girl on hot girl action" for cheap boners. Every fucking teen comedy at the time ridding American Pie's coattails was doing this shit.

Aside from that, even Eidos was pretty shameless in order to milk that trend, here Robert, this was the actual ad that had people talking about this game:

So what's next Robert? You gonna tell me those Cinemax After Dark movies where they had two ladies dry humping each other was also a liberation act for the fair sex?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So what's next Robert? You gonna tell me those Cinemax After Dark movies where they had two ladies dry humping each other was also a liberation act for the fair sex?

He'd probably justify something about him watching Skinemax flicks for reasons other than their intended purposes.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He'd probably justify something about him watching Skinemax flicks for reasons other than their intended purposes.

It's empowering to women for you to have a boner and to cum all over their glasses you see. Well, unless their politics are wrong then they get lined up against the wall, and seeing how all porn is inherently political (this is a real stance Bob has taken that I can't look up right now) it gets kinda muddy but, well, let's just say there's going to a healthy mix of bloody/cummy glasses of empowerment. It's very progressive.

EDIT:
Found it.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-5553855

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Like THE most famous "porn scenario" everyon…

archived 27 Feb 2020 16:27:02 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Judge Dredd]

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Forgot to mention that those Fear Effect games were complete unplayable dogshit eh Robert? Oh wait, you never played them have you.

And fucken please, trying to make this slimeball game ahead of it's time when in the early 2000's everybody was doing the sexual ambivalent, leather clad female fatale.

Not to mention, this was cheap cheesecake, again, in the early 2000's everybody was doing a variation of "hot girl on hot girl action" for cheap boners. Every fucking teen comedy at the time ridding American Pie's coattails was doing this shit.

Aside from that, even Eidos was pretty shameless in order to tard cum that trend, here Robert, this was the actual ad that had people talking about this game:

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So what's next Robert? You gonna tell me those Cinemax After Dark movies where they had two ladies dry humping each other was also a liberation act for the fair sex?

Parts of Fear Effect 2 were decent imo.

Robert's acting as if this his first time hearing about this game. He failed to mention was that there was a game called Tomb Raider that was popular at the time and Fear Effect was likely taking inspiration from. I can understand why he forgot it though. It's not as if the games are still going to this day. Maybe he would have heard of it if there was 2 film adaptations, one featuring with Angelina Jolie in her prime and Chris Barrie in a supporting role. Perhaps it's the Resident Evil style gameplay that threw him off. It's not as if those are still going today or have 2 popular (if bad) film series. It's not as if films and games are the only 2 areas he claims to be an expert in.

Or maybe he completely missed those games because they weren't made by Nintendo.

I don't know why Fear Effect is being brought up now. If there is a reason let me know, but it seems so random and out of nowhere that I think Bob stumbled across it while googling "lesbian" and "video games".

And Bob, if you're reading this, whatever happened to "Feminism has gone from complaining about sexy women to promoting progressive alternatives"? Because it looks like your complaining about sexy women in video games to me.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It's amazing how when it comes to the god tier trio of fat angry spergs (Dobson, Bob and Jake Alley), it's ultimately Dobson who has the most going for him. He has the most potential for a good life and good career if he was just to work hard and drop his horrendous personality. He also has a good voice and would look decent if he just took care of himself.

What the fuck went wrong with people like Bob and Alley that Dobson has the most potential out of all of them?

I disagree with the "would look decent if he just took care of himself part," the man still has his Humpty Dumpty head, but otherwise yes, Dobson actually has some talent even if he's currently squandering it.

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Forgot to mention that those Fear Effect games were complete unplayable dogshit eh Robert? Oh wait, you never played them have you.

And fucken please, trying to make this slimeball game ahead of it's time when in the early 2000's everybody was doing the sexual ambivalent, leather clad female fatale.

Not to mention, this was cheap cheesecake, again, in the early 2000's everybody was doing a variation of "hot girl on hot girl action" for cheap boners. Every fucking teen comedy at the time ridding American Pie's coattails was doing this shit.

Aside from that, even Eidos was pretty shameless in order to tard cum that trend, here Robert, this was the actual ad that had people talking about this game:

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So what's next Robert? You gonna tell me those Cinemax After Dark movies where they had two ladies dry humping each other was also a liberation act for the fair sex?

Robert: "UNNNNGGHHH, SO PROGRESSIVE! I'M SUCH A GREAT PERSON FOR MY ENLIGHTENED GAMING AND MOVIE VIEWING HABITS!" FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

I'm pretty sure this is exactly the kind of old school game advertising that other woke warriors on Cracked and similar wretched hives have called sexist, but sure Bob.

 

[BubbleButt]

Robert: "UNNNNGGHHH, SO PROGRESSIVE! I'M SUCH A GREAT PERSON FOR MY ENLIGHTENED GAMING AND MOVIE VIEWING HABITS!" FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

This is exactly the same kind of shit I said to fuck girls in HIGH SCHOOL. Pretending you're a feminist to get in snooty bitches' pants.

Nigga needs to seriously consider either getting past whatever hangups he has about getting stuffed in the retard stall in high school since no locker could hold him, or to continue to commit suicide by food . I'd say neck himself but he has no neck. I'd say shoot himself but all he has is a prop gun.

 

[Flexo]

Parts of Fear Effect 2 were decent imo.

Yeah but i think those ads showed us all of them.

 

[OttoWest]

Bob replies to a well known satire account.

 

[King Dead]

Bob replies to a well known satire account.
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Bob, nobody's gonna make a movie about a cat cop. Plinkett covered this years ago.