Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Somebody really needs to make a Twitter account that directs the same kind of dehuamanizing rhetoric towards blacks, Latinos, Mulsims, and/or Asians that Bob does towards Trump supporters/white middle Americans just to see how quickly they get banned.

Laura Loomer, loljew that she is, already played that game, recycling Farrakhan quotes. didn't she?
 
"I am a comedy genius" Bob thought, as he wrote his fifth hilarious one liner of the day about killing everyone in the Midwest.

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Remind me, how many times has Bob called for someone to be literally murdered for a joke he didn't like?

Anyway seeing people dunk on Bob is always fun, so here is a link to the twitter thread Bob quoted here.

And more Bob "REAL WORKING CLASS" sperging that I really don't have the energy for right now.

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Also: LOL

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Has he ever said what isn't "real" working class? I know he gets defensive when people point out "YouTube critic" isn't working class. All those jobs he pointed out are in all states, and all the working class jobs that he didn't point out, construction workers, farmers, mechanics, plumbers, are also in all states. And all those jobs have women and POCs in them as well. He's the one dividing what "working class" is among racial/sex/and geographical lines. So yes, when people talk about helping the working class, that means everybody in the working class, not just racist white men in red states.

And this is one of those "lying or dumb" type scenarios, but the reason you need to appeal to "racist white men in red states" working class, is because it also appeals to non-racist, non-white, and non-men not in red states working class. Abandoning the working class by calling them all racist white men is a surefire way to flip purple states red and push blue states right. So if, you know, want to win elections, you need to appeal to people other than YouTube critics, clickbait journos, and careless college age baristas.

Also, LOL at "Communist dictatorship should rule us all because they have one attractive female." Never change, Bob.

Notice Bob doesn't actually answer or even address the other person saying he's a quasi-fascist. He just sort of rambles something incomprehensible (I assume it's some pop culture reference? Or some totally irrelevant drama he's bringing up?) and moves on. In his very small, mellow-yellow soaked brain, he thinks as long as he's talking and getting the last word, he must be winning.
You mean the Henny Youngman reference? He's the "Take my wife... please" comic. Bob's our very own Dennis Miller. The new MST3K should have hired him as head writer. I bet Yakety Sax was playing in the background when his brain was thinking that one up.

Oh, wait, Bob is dumb and doesn't know the difference between an old timey, turn of phrase, one liner and consistently and publicly wishing the death of millions because they have different political opinions, and calls it "just a joke, bro".
 
This mouth breathing mongoloid at least had enough foresight to put "at work" in quotes as he's still getting $3.2k in neet bucks on top of his $1200 TrumpBucks(tm).
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My favorite comment as it points out a bigger problem.
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All of this is typical Blob Bullshitery, such as forced by the government unemployment being a vacation, but it's the line about not liking your spouse and kids that remind me of the dead eggers, the women who've whored themselves out as they are stronk and independent, now in their late 30's, are on the verge of infertility, have no hope of having a family as they've hit the wall hard, and have a seething hatred of anyone who has what they've squandered away in the pursuit of meaningless and instant gratification. Just replace constant, empty, casual sex with overpriced plastic tiddlywinks and a plethora of surface level pop culture tidbits and you have the angriest virgin Revere has ever produced, Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman.

Eat your own shit Robert, you genetic dead end.
 
Serious question, if "The Superior Future" requires a single world government and China's human rights abuses mean little because "they can change".....shouldn't Bob be FOR Russian interference? Trump being a Russian agent is wrong to begin with but if it was true, he should be excited since Russia would check off the same boxes as China if not MORE considering the amount of global superpowers under their belt.
Yes but he also considers America to be a potential creator of the Superior Future, an America that is "already under Russian control" and could then hypothetically later control China. Both of which could "change them from the inside" as he believes will happen if China's the one taking over the world.
Bob's stupidity makes him susceptible to Orwellian doublethink for the simple reason that he doesn't care as long as he gets what he wants. Reality and logic be damned.

This mouth breathing mongoloid at least had enough foresight to put "at work" in quotes as he's still getting $3.2k in neet bucks on top of his $1200 TrumpBucks(tm).
https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1251311147791376390 https://archive.vn/8hUX7
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Something to consider: Corona-Chan has been hitting online publications hard as advertising revenue is drying up, and the Escapist is likely no exception. Soon some of his patrons may realize that they may not have the disposable income to give him the bucks on Patreon. Our beloved Bob may be out of a job and destitute in the near-future.
 
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This mouth breathing mongoloid at least had enough foresight to put "at work" in quotes as he's still getting $3.2k in neet bucks on top of his $1200 TrumpBucks(tm).
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I don't consider sperging about media and the superior future™ while shoving junk food down throat constitutes as work, Robert. Why does he even pretend that he contributes anything of value to society?
 
Bob inserts himself because everyone else is stupid and he is very smert.
This whole thing starts with a troon Bob orbits asking if "longbows" take a lot of physical strength to use, why are they the "Default Female Protagonist Weapon" then proceeds to only mention Hunger Games and failing to realize the difference between an actual longbow and a recurve bow
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The "classic dramatization". It's a real knee slapper.
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None of this is particularly note worthy. It's just goofs saying goofy things. That is until Bob comes crashing in like a pseudo intellectual Kool-aid guy on a coke binge. Please take note of how he was so proud with his ability to set these window lickers straight that he retweeted it.
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And this dipshit wonders, quite loudly even, why no one ever defends him.

I wanna add too that I just realized that Bob never updated his bio since he took himself off of protected mode and I find that funny.
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Sad I missed the bow discussion, but from (limited) personal experience I can tell you that in a warfare recreation situation, a lot of women choose the bow because going up against 250+ pounds of dude who's wearing full armor plate is a classic "You're gonna have a bad time" moment. Archery and polearms are popular weapons for women playing those situations; the shieldmaiden sword-and-board or berserker types are out there, but they're a little rarer. (Oh, and then there's magic, if you're playing that type of game.) In pop culture, at least, the bow seems to make sense as a female weapon because it means a woman doesn't have to 1v1 someone taller, broader, and more aggressive than her.

Shame. Bob missed a trick here: he could've pointed that out and bemoaned the sexism (assuming women are weak! The bow is a symbol of patriarchy!) in hopes of getting his e-peen touched.

Have to say, I'm really enjoying this whole personal account versus professional account thing. It's an interesting look at what Bob really thinks is appropriate to say as his professional self, plus a whole lot more posting straight from the id. Sperg more, Bob. You know you want to.
 
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Dammit! Ninja'd by @Your Local Neko Girl GF by seconds! lol. Repeated stuff hidden in the spoiler.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeee comes the walk back! I'm really hoping this goes down the road of his infamous "viruses suck because they're amoral don't just infect the people I believe to be bad".
"Go suck an egg"? What is this, the mid 80's...ohhhhhhhh.
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I don't consider sperging about media and the superior future™ while shoving junk food down throat constitutes as work, Robert. Why does he even pretend that he contributes anything of value to society?
I have to assume if he doesn't keep chanting the mantra of "what I do is worthwhile, what I do matters" then all that's left is firing that air pistol into the back of his mouth until maybe he get's an infection.
 
Yes but he also considers America to be a potential creator of the Superior Future, an America that is "already under Russian control" and could then hypothetically later control China. Both of which could "change them from the inside" as he believes will happen if China's the one taking over the world.
Someone needs to show Robert what happened in Tianmen Square in 1989.

You know, the LAST time anyone tried to change mainland China from within.
 
Someone needs to show Robert what happened in Tianmen Square in 1989.

You know, the LAST time anyone tried to change mainland China from within.
He's ingested enough CCP propaganda that he would deny that it ever happened.
 

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I don't consider sperging about media and the superior future™ while shoving junk food down throat constitutes as work, Robert. Why does he even pretend that he contributes anything of value to society?
I think Bob understand, on some subconscious level, he understands just how useless he is. He reads tweets calling him a fat useless fuck, and while he angrily denies it, he secretly knows they're right. He's almost 40, overweight, white, male, literally living in someone's basement, a virgin- as others have pointed out, he is literally the embodiment of what he hates. His self-loathing is likely what makes him lash out on Twitter.
Will he admit this? Never. That would require introspection Bob will never engage in. But he knows in the Superior Future (C) he'd be among the first to be purged. He has to demonstrate his usefulness constantly, while ignoring the inconvenient fact that his current lifestyle is only sustainable in the obsolete present- not his new world order.
 
Okay! So I know this isn't my first post here (just had to make a Milton joke with Bobbo's thick glasses in a basement that one time) but I wanna introduce myself here formally.
So first my confession is that I had once actually followed Movieblob, it was the late 00's and shortly after seeing Bayformers 2 and was already introduced by a former fried to Zero Punctuation on Escapist, saw Bob's angry review of it and struck a chord with me at the time. Me agreeing with his reviews didn't last all that long however, when say he dumped on John Carter (of Mars) for which I can safely assume was due to Avengers coming out later that same year and that's all he cared about, plus the fact how he was defending to the death the brilliance of Sucker Punch and Scott Pilgrim, two movies that made me both cringe and filled with misanthropic rage (for Scott Pilgrim cause every character I hated and wanted to chaingun away like I was DoomGuy, SuckerPunch I agreed with Mike form RLM's opinion), I haven't been following this thread since the beginning so I wonder how at the time Bob coped with the fact that his Saintess Anita hated the movie and found it revolting? Ironically when I finally DID see Pixels I really didn't care enough to be mad at it for being dumb, all I thought was how Josh Gad's character must have REALLY got under Bob's skin since a lot about him was like looking into a funhouse mirror of Bob, but he loved Ghostbusters 2016 and you could see a lot of that film's bad guy in Bob when you peel the layers too.
It's kinda ironic how when Anita first cried about having mean things said to her on Twitter so therefore nobody could ever criticize her talking points, and I started to become angry at him for flipping his own script at the time since a GO episode had him dismissing feminists, saying that they're, "running out of Dragons to slay" around the time of 08' or so I forget. When I desperately was looking for someone who wasn't afraid to challenge Anita did I find that 2 part video at first by YT'er InstigativeJournalism (which is no longer around but the videos mirrored), Bob actually responded to me mentioning that on his Blog and said it was bullshit "2nd wave sexism" to calmly refute feminist (or just her) talking points, quite the about face he had taken at the time but little did I know how par for the course this'll be when it comes to what he opines about that day and then again years later (but he's just evolving is his usual justification). Then I followed MundaneMatt who was challenging Anita at the time, LOL, yeah, didn't realize all it took was Killroy and some guys dicking around on streams laughing at him for the "BoulderKing" to show his true colors on that. Similar to Thunderf00t also loosing his damm mind over UK not wanting to be part of the EU to torpedo all the good will he garnered and start pedantically shiting on pple who used to support him for not being pro-EU and being a smug ass about it; 2016 changed a lot of people.
I know I'm gonna get flack for oversharing (or mad at the Internet) some things but I just don't know where else I can go where maybe I can try and feel welcomed, I avoid Twitter like the plague (in fact had I known what Bob was like on that platform I likely would never had followed him until he merely started kissing Sarkeesian's ass, even before Gamergate took off) and sadly I started a Facebook profile after moving so I could still interact and share stuff with my close friends whom we've played D&D and goofed around for years up to this point. And then 2014 happened, then allofthesudden one of them for example on FB starts bombarding my timeline with all this fucking Jezebel type articles, shrieking about "Menenists", even sharing tweets form fucking Arthur Chu (whom I only knew of at the time as that asshole from Jeopardy) and I was kinda retorting to a lot of them (cause I was seeing through Anita pretty early on since I know her type, and the post-modern feminists, not to mention JordanOwen's videos were pretty informative about her mannerisms) and she at first did the whole, "did you even READ the article" icy response. And that escalated to the point now where the male friends totally cucked out to Anita...then to Zoe Quinn....and I can't remember completely but I think one even shared a "standwithButts" tweet and I got sick to my stomach. Long story short they all blocked or just don't talk to me anymore as of 2015 then on. (:_( I once while logged on as someone else they didn't block looked at their FB timeline and after the 16' election changed their profile pic to a guillotine, so yup, we were all pretty left-leaning being typical Californians upset over the Iraq war n' all, but I don't even know them anymore, they're sanctimonious assholes now thanks to "Woke".
Bob loves to cry about loosing his dreams and future he 'earned", October 2017 in the north bay area my entire neighborhood burned down in the Tubbs Wildfire...not to mention I actually was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome in my teens and have made more effort in coping with it, even trying to be less of an introvert and go out there and meet new people at comic conventions. Things were really starting to look up until 2014 happened, starting with the Elliot Rodger incident and the discourse only getting worse from then on.
Back on topic, IDK why I still keep tabs on Blobbo, it's now just for cringe entertainment I suppose and I'm thankful this thread exists psychoanalyzing him or just laughing. On some level I look at him and his decaying mental state and thank gawd I didn't act like an asshole to my therapists and worked at bettering myself mentally and physically. Or just glad I'm not as autistic as a lolcow. Anyway, sorry if I shared too much, lurking for a while and wanted to say something poignant like others before me.
 
They're wrong, Moviebob won't be out there there with the people he views as obsolete.

The people he views as obsolete have actual important jobs that we all rely on like farming and manufacturing.

THEY'LL still be employed if shit hits the fan, Moviebob won't.
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I just love the weird irony how a Furry avatar who admits to once liking him is now calling him out for being such an asshole, while the textbook limp wristed "Whovian" is now white knighting Bob...WTF!? "I'll sonic scewdriver all the negativity off of Twitter" *buzzzzz* *buzzzz* :tumblr: Is there a sonic screwdriver Dwho gif out there BTW?
 
A good rule of thumb for avoiding these people in real life, is to never become friends with anyone whose social media feed goes for more than a week without posting a picture of something, anything, just for the picture's sake.

That is, they posted a pic and did not use it as a metaphor or as proof of, their core beliefs.

They just liked it and wanted to share

It can be their cat/dog, a tree, a flower, a train, a lasagna, a pair of shoes, a parking lot... anything.

If a person can post for a month straight an NEVER once dabbles in sharing an interest for interests sake, or just observing the world in a non-political stance, well, you have a soulless ideologue, who lives for forcibly bending the world to their will and can find no joy in it as long as they must suffer WRONGTHINKERS living in ti as well, and nothing of value will come of friending them.

Bob is one of them, the only pics he posts "prove" the stupidity of his enemies....
To be fair, Robert does post things once in a while, mostly his atrocious cooking, sometimes some other thing- a wall of beer cans, his terrible clothing choices, etc. But I don't know if it's more than once a month, and it certainly does get drowned out with the political nonsense.
 
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