Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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This is not an original thought in the slightest, but it took extended exposure to Bob’s tweets and his Twitter cronies to grasp just how malignant that cancer of a platform really is. I’m now at the point of thinking anyone who’s very active on Twitter is at least a six out of 10 on the nutbars scale. I can think of some exceptions that prove the rule, but not many.
 
Bike cuck guy is a spineless weasel with negative self-respect, and will rationalize all misfortune that happens to him as somehow being his fault. His "friendgroup" constantly bullies him as a result, as evidenced by the reaction to a tweet saying "political disagreements shouldn't merit ending friendships".
New Guy artist is a narcissistic asshat who presented a person feeling sympathy for someone else getting robbed as being a dopey idiot, and presented themselves as the virtuous hero for taking perverse glee in it. Bike cuck guy is leagues better, if only because his mental issues are pathetically directed inward instead of against others.
What's funnier is the New Guy artist had a track record of doing comics where she try's to pain others as "bad" and herself as better. For example, one comic she overhears a person, a female, spending time with another female, so the purple haired dummy jumps in going "OMG!! ARE YA WUUVERS! HOW'S YOUR WUUUVEER!", so the person corrects them and says they are just friends to which purple one responds "Oh, so you're one of those boring people" or something along those lines.
 
Bike cuck guy is a spineless weasel with negative self-respect, and will rationalize all misfortune that happens to him as somehow being his fault. His "friendgroup" constantly bullies him as a result, as evidenced by the reaction to a tweet saying "political disagreements shouldn't merit ending friendships".
New Guy artist is a narcissistic asshat who presented a person feeling sympathy for someone else getting robbed as being a dopey idiot, and presented themselves as the virtuous hero for taking perverse glee in it. Bike cuck guy is leagues better, if only because his mental issues are pathetically directed inward instead of against others.


It's because sports games took off during the PS1 and the kids who bullied him in middle school started playing vidya in high school on it. I can't remember where he let that particular bit slip but it's one of the most revealing things Bob's ever said. He hates "hardcore" gaming, FPS games, and Sony products because they embody the era where he wasn't the cool outsider for playing video games anymore, and, even worse, his precious Mario still wasn't popular as playing video games became more mainstream.

Off topic: but this is both right and wrong about Shen. He’s just kind of a depressed guy, who lets insane trannies and other leftist bully him. He was upset with bike cuck meme at first but he grew to accept and laugh at it (opposite of Jess and New Guy). This isn’t the first time they’ve wildly misconstrued what he’s said into “gas the trannies” and bullied him into deleting the tweet and going silent. Dude just has no backbone and he gets dog piled insane people because he should be uwu softboi and not a real person.
It’s sad because he’s a good, fun person when he’s not walking on eggshells.

He’s kind of anti-Cinema Robert: always working on improving his craft and trying new things, doesn’t want murder 90% of America, and shuts up and deletes when people call him out (even when they’re wrong).
 
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Weasel words, both Robert and HBald.

How many are Republicans, Bob? How many Tories, HBald?

That's rhetorical. We all know all conservatives are murderers. How else could we explain all the funerals you two have talked about attending over the past decade?
 
Off topic: but this is both right and wrong about Shen. He’s just kind of a depressed guy, who lets insane trannies and other leftist bully him. He was upset with bike cuck meme at first but he grew to accept and laugh at it (opposite of Jess and New Guy). This isn’t the first time they’ve wildly misconstrued what he’s said into “gas the trannies” and bullied him into deleting the tweet and going silent. Dude just has no backbone and he gets dog piled insane people because he should be uwu softboi and not a real person.
It’s sad because he’s a good, fun person when he’s not walking on eggshells.

He’s kind of anti-Cinema Robert: always working on improving his craft and trying new things, doesn’t want murder 90% of America, and shuts up and deletes when people call him out (even when they’re wrong).
I have less respect for the otherwise well-adjusted people, cowering in front of the mob in an eternally craven bid for acceptance, than I do the idiots who fight them in a dumb way. Scott Alexander from SlateStarCodex does the same mincing noncomittal horseshit as Shen, where he lets radicals 'on his side' bully him into submission over having a spine and telling people when it's no longer ok to treat you that way over partisan bullshit.
If you're in a community that'll instantly unperson you the moment you step out of line, it's time to leave that community, not time to cower in front of them. I don't even buy it's primarily a financial concern, history has shown over and over you can do well financially breaking for the moderates or going apolitical than catering to the mob, it's all short-term benefits and ego protectionism that drives this mindset.
 
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I was just going back over his early videos and even then he was blaming the Playstation for allowing the dang, dirty jocks into the world of vidya.
Dudebros of the era were obviously playing Tecmo Bowl, Castlevania and Punch Out as one in four American homes had a Nintendo in the late 80's. Why the fuck does he pretend it was a secret club that only a select few got into instead of a massive cultural phenomena? Was 80's WWF wrestling with Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant a secret thing that only a select few nerds knew about as well?
The same reason he pretends the MCU is some niche nerdy thing instead of the largest entertainment product of the last 15 or so years.
It's part of his pathetic consoomer identity.
Marvel and Nintendo aren't mainstream and banal they're cool and exclusive.
Literally be anything in the world other than a consoomer kids.
Even being dead would make you more alive than that.
 
I've been seeing sentiments like this cropping up in the weirdest places. I think people are just getting exhausted with the bullshit.
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>TFW a guy who sucks dick for a living has more common sense than a major political party
Sucking benis is honest and hard work, unlike being a politician
 
I thought Shen was the "bike cuck comic" guy? Wait, you mean that Mallorie person? So Bike Cuck Comic is a better person than New Guy Comic?
Bike cuck guy is a spineless weasel with negative self-respect, and will rationalize all misfortune that happens to him as somehow being his fault. His "friendgroup" constantly bullies him as a result, as evidenced by the reaction to a tweet saying "political disagreements shouldn't merit ending friendships".
New Guy artist is a narcissistic asshat who presented a person feeling sympathy for someone else getting robbed as being a dopey idiot, and presented themselves as the virtuous hero for taking perverse glee in it. Bike cuck guy is leagues better, if only because his mental issues are pathetically directed inward instead of against others.
Off topic: but this is both right and wrong about Shen. He’s just kind of a depressed guy, who lets insane trannies and other leftist bully him. He was upset with bike cuck meme at first but he grew to accept and laugh at it (opposite of Jess and New Guy). This isn’t the first time they’ve wildly misconstrued what he’s said into “gas the trannies” and bullied him into deleting the tweet and going silent. Dude just has no backbone and he gets dog piled insane people because he should be uwu softboi and not a real person.
It’s sad because he’s a good, fun person when he’s not walking on eggshells.

He’s kind of anti-Cinema Robert: always working on improving his craft and trying new things, doesn’t want murder 90% of America, and shuts up and deletes when people call him out (even when they’re wrong).
I have less respect for the otherwise well-adjusted people, cowering in front of the mob in an eternally craven bid for acceptance, than I do the idiots who fight them in a dumb way. Scott Alexander from SlateStarCodex does the same mincing noncomittal horseshit as Shen, where he lets radicals 'on his side' bully him into submission over having a spine and telling people when it's no longer ok to treat you that way over partisan bullshit.
If you're in a community that'll instantly unperson you the moment you step out of line, it's time to leave that community, not time to cower in front of them. I don't even buy it's primarily a financial concern, history has shown over and over you can do well financially breaking for the moderates or going apolitical than catering to the mob, it's all short-term benefits and ego protectionism that drives this mindset.
Last I'd heard of him, I thought Shen was finally showing some signs of growing a spine and making some comments that were pretty much trolling the type of leftists who jump down his throat. I'm not talking about his "Get along with people with different opinions" comment here. I recall him saying something that wasn't exactly "based and redpilled" but a bit more aggressive and sarcastic.
 
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I was just going back over his early videos and even then he was blaming the Playstation for allowing the dang, dirty jocks into the world of vidya.
Dudebros of the era were obviously playing Tecmo Bowl, Castlevania and Punch Out as one in four American homes had a Nintendo in the late 80's. Why the fuck does he pretend it was a secret club that only a select few got into instead of a massive cultural phenomena? Was 80's WWF wrestling with Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant a secret thing that only a select few nerds knew about as well?

I'm 2 years younger than Bob...I can confirm most every kid in my class and school had an NES, and eventually a Genesis or SNES. Yes, even the athletic 'dudebro' kids. They didn't play as much as the 'nerdy' kids, but video games were still huge back then. And sports games were too...the Genesis was famous for sports games.
 
I'm 2 years younger than Bob...I can confirm most every kid in my class and school had an NES, and eventually a Genesis or SNES. Yes, even the athletic 'dudebro' kids. They didn't play as much as the 'nerdy' kids, but video games were still huge back then. And sports games were too...the Genesis was famous for sports games.
I’m a few years older than him and I, my brothers, and our friends were all athletes (and attractive ones— sorry, Bob) who played NES and Sega Genesis. Even the popular girls played. Hell, there was a time when our mom even got into it (mostly Tetris on Gameboy). This was in the early and mid-1990s. Bob is so invested in his geeks vs. shitlords headcanon that he’s trying to rewrite history.

What's funnier is the New Guy artist had a track record of doing comics where she try's to pain others as "bad" and herself as better. For example, one comic she overhears a person, a female, spending time with another female, so the purple haired dummy jumps in going "OMG!! ARE YA WUUVERS! HOW'S YOUR WUUUVEER!", so the person corrects them and says they are just friends to which purple one responds "Oh, so you're one of those boring people" or something along those lines.

Sounds like every poly/swinger type I’ve ever known, and unfortunately I’ve known a few. I think what they get off on most is forcing people to know/hear about their depravity.
 
Bike cuck guy is a spineless weasel with negative self-respect, and will rationalize all misfortune that happens to him as somehow being his fault. His "friendgroup" constantly bullies him as a result, as evidenced by the reaction to a tweet saying "political disagreements shouldn't merit ending friendships".
New Guy artist is a narcissistic asshat who presented a person feeling sympathy for someone else getting robbed as being a dopey idiot, and presented themselves as the virtuous hero for taking perverse glee in it. Bike cuck guy is leagues better, if only because his mental issues are pathetically directed inward instead of against others.


It's because sports games took off during the PS1 and the kids who bullied him in middle school started playing vidya in high school on it. I can't remember where he let that particular bit slip but it's one of the most revealing things Bob's ever said. He hates "hardcore" gaming, FPS games, and Sony products because they embody the era where he wasn't the cool outsider for playing video games anymore, and, even worse, his precious Mario still wasn't popular as playing video games became more mainstream.
Sports games have been popular forever. Tecmo Bowl and Blades of Steel on NES, Madden and NBA Jam took off on 16 bit, Ken Griffey Jr on SNES. I believe even Bob's beloved Nintendo put out black box Golf and Baseball games.

"Nerds vs jocks/dudebros" is a pernicious myth. You want real hardcore nerds? Start talking baseball stats and box scores. The "jocks" are simply the folk devil in the imagined "jocks vs nerds" conflict.

The truly intelligent do not scoff at physical improvement; exercising regularly contributes not only to longer lifespans and fewer ailments, it contributes positively to mental health and concentration. All things Bob runs away from.

Well...runs away, figuratively speaking.
 
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Sports games have been popular forever. Tecmo Bowl and Blades of Steel on NES, Madden and NBA Jam took off on 16 bit, Ken Griffey Jr on SNES. I believe even Bob's beloved Nintendo put out black box Golf and Baseball games.
Madden. NBA Jam, and Tecmo Bowl were EVERYTHING in middle school. Just because those are the closest Bob ever got to playing a sport doesn’t mean actual athletes weren’t a primary market for them.
 
I'm 2 years younger than Bob...I can confirm most every kid in my class and school had an NES, and eventually a Genesis or SNES. Yes, even the athletic 'dudebro' kids. They didn't play as much as the 'nerdy' kids, but video games were still huge back then. And sports games were too...the Genesis was famous for sports games.
Yeah, what really made vidya game culture different back then wasn't that they were considered to be for nerds, but that many adults considered them to be toys for children. Sure, there were a few adult competitive gamers like that Donkey Kong speed run scam guy, but they were exceptions to the rule. Generally you were expected to be above video games (just like cartoons) if you wanted to be seen as a respectable adult, unless you played with your kids or maybe occasionally went to the arcade as a social activity.

Sports games have been popular forever. Tecmo Bowl and Blades of Steel on NES, Madden and NBA Jam took off on 16 bit, Ken Griffey Jr on SNES. I believe even Bob's beloved Nintendo put out black box Golf and Baseball games.

"Nerds vs jocks/dudebros" is a pernicious myth. You want real hardcore nerds? Start talking baseball stats and box scores. The "jocks" are simply the folk devil in the imagined "jocks vs nerds" conflict.

The truly intelligent do not scoff at physical improvement; exercising regularly contributes not only to longer lifespans and fewer ailments, it contributes positively to mental health and concentration. All things Bob runs away from.

Well...runs away, figuratively speaking.
The nerds vs jocks divide was really popular kids vs socially awkward motherfuckers. Hollywood took some stereotypes about both and exaggerated the fuck out of them, usually making nerds the "good guys" and jocks the "bad guys." Some of this was because various producers and directors were outsiders themselves growing up and bitter about it, but mainly because rooting for the underdog is usually more interesting and exciting than rooting for Chad. And since Robert's brain doesn't distinguish between TV fiction and real life in the same way a normal person does...
 
By his own admission, Bob was a high school bully who made life hell for those he considered easy targets. Yet he still thinks he’s got some moral superiority over bullies who happened to also have athletic talent and good looks. Worse, he’s 40 fucking years old and still attached to this fictional narrative. Looking at his life, you can see where estrangement from reality gets a guy.
 
Sports games have been popular forever. Tecmo Bowl and Blades of Steel on NES, Madden and NBA Jam took off on 16 bit, Ken Griffey Jr on SNES. I believe even Bob's beloved Nintendo put out black box Golf and Baseball games.

"Nerds vs jocks/dudebros" is a pernicious myth. You want real hardcore nerds? Start talking baseball stats and box scores. The "jocks" are simply the folk devil in the imagined "jocks vs nerds" conflict.

The truly intelligent do not scoff at physical improvement; exercising regularly contributes not only to longer lifespans and fewer ailments, it contributes positively to mental health and concentration. All things Bob runs away from.

Well...runs away, figuratively speaking.
March Madness is literally the nerdiest thing I have ever come across and I am a fucking turbo nerd.
 
Just FYI, but for maximum nerd cred, the Phantom Stranger and Specter were voiced by Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamil respectively.

Also Bob's opinions on Batman make me want to dunk his head in a toilet even more. Mr. "Paradise Lost via the Care Bears" does not get to lecture others on taking a property too seriously.

The Robot fever gets inside his brain again:
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LET MY PEOPLE GO!

I've seen Friendly AI described as "the apotheosis of Robo-Jesus who will beam up all True Believers to Space-Heaven in the Techno-Rapture" which is pretty close IMO.

I heard that was @Bender campaign slogan this year but I'm not sure it's going to work on a bumper sticker.

It is catchy though.

Sucking benis is honest and hard work, unlike being a politician
There's a difference?

EDIT: oh yeah and since I like to highlight people doing better than Bob. Ryan Long, a conservative comedian doing the sketches SNL won't, got to work with actual porn stars.

How many porn stars have been in your videos, Bob?
 
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I was just going back over his early videos and even then he was blaming the Playstation for allowing the dang, dirty jocks into the world of vidya.
Dudebros of the era were obviously playing Tecmo Bowl, Castlevania and Punch Out as one in four American homes had a Nintendo in the late 80's. Why the fuck does he pretend it was a secret club that only a select few got into instead of a massive cultural phenomena? Was 80's WWF wrestling with Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant a secret thing that only a select few nerds knew about as well?
Sports games have been popular forever. Tecmo Bowl and Blades of Steel on NES, Madden and NBA Jam took off on 16 bit, Ken Griffey Jr on SNES. I believe even Bob's beloved Nintendo put out black box Golf and Baseball games.

"Nerds vs jocks/dudebros" is a pernicious myth. You want real hardcore nerds? Start talking baseball stats and box scores. The "jocks" are simply the folk devil in the imagined "jocks vs nerds" conflict.

The truly intelligent do not scoff at physical improvement; exercising regularly contributes not only to longer lifespans and fewer ailments, it contributes positively to mental health and concentration. All things Bob runs away from.

Well...runs away, figuratively speaking.
Madden. NBA Jam, and Tecmo Bowl were EVERYTHING in middle school. Just because those are the closest Bob ever got to playing a sport doesn’t mean actual athletes weren’t a primary market for them.

This represents one of my favorite dichotomies about Bob: something (Nintendo, Mario, MCU) is great and the height of the art because of it's mass popularity with people.

At the same time though these things are very much underground. And Bob is one of the few people who even knows about them or even understands them.
 
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