Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Vesperus]

Because he is a fat retard. H2h.

You might be on to something there.

 

[Red Hood]

You think Robert even knows about Nightwing's character traits and how he behaves? Or if he even takes that in consideration whenever he goes into his little twitter pitches for ass pats?

I'm have my doubts that Bob has even actually read any of the Marvel comics he claims to like, let alone the Distinguished Competition. Nightwing is a charming, confident Chad that just about everyone likes. The problem is, if he was badly written or played or by an actor without the right charisma he could easily come off as a douche. Dick Grayson is high on the list of "men want to be him, women want to be with him" characters. Probably moreso than Batman if you follow the comics, as Bruce is pretty fucking dysfunctional.

Page has all the charisma of a Bazooka Joe bubblegum wrapper.

 

[None Drunk Username]

Can’t wait to see a complete 180 Bob will do once Disney does the same shit WB is doing.

He's probably going to say something along the lines of, "Well since WB set the precedent- Disney HAS to do it now - they have no choice."

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

>calls anyone who doesn't ascribe to idpol purity politics and woke corporate control of culture a subhuman
>wades into orientalist perceptions of Asian religious traditions because it would be cool to see an elephant monster with a bunch of arms destroy cities

On the one hand, I really don't care about this take because I'm not a flaming idpol faggot. On the other, I'd love to see some Edward Said wannabe crush Roberto for having such inconsistent sociopolitical views when it comes to sating his corporate slave mentality.

Also using a Japanese term to describe a movie with a monster based on Indian religion...can CinemaRobert just get permanently cancelled by the woke left already? It would certainly be more entertaining than Godzilla Ripoff #9.

"Oh man wouldn't it be cool if Christ the Redeemer came to life and started battling it! Then Godzilla, and King Kong can show up and start crushing all the villages!"
"What do you mean that is horrendously offensive? Who cares about the religious chuds when I can watch BIG THINGS FIGHT!"

Bob is really on a roll with the horrid takes lately.

 

[hot hot leg]

"Oh man wouldn't it be cool if Christ the Redeemer came to life and started battling it!

When a hindu deity attacks Rio de Janeiro, the Brazilian government converts their most famous landmark into an anti-kaiju weapon to defend the city.

Ganesha vs Robo-Redeemer: Battle of the Gods

 

[Red Hood]

"Oh man wouldn't it be cool if Christ the Redeemer came to life and started battling it! Then Godzilla, and King Kong can show up and start crushing all the villages!"
"What do you mean that is horrendously offensive? Who cares about the religious chuds when I can watch BIG THINGS FIGHT!"

Bob is really on a roll with the horrid takes lately.

Isn't that basically a ripoff of the end of Ghostbusters 2 where they bring Lady Liberty to life with Nickelodeon gak?

 

[AnOminous]

>calls anyone who doesn't ascribe to idpol purity politics and woke corporate control of culture a subhuman
>wades into orientalist perceptions of Asian religious traditions because it would be cool to see an elephant monster with a bunch of arms destroy cities

Taking another culture's god of good luck and prosperity. Turn it into a ravening monster slaughtering people. I can't imagine how that could possibly be offensive. God this fat retard is unbelievable.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I've known a few engineers who are into nerdy entertainment. The difference is, I think, they treat it like entertainment instead of a lifestyle. They'll watch a Marvel or DC movie when it's streaming, and maybe talk about it if you ask, but they aren't going to go write a thesis about it on reddit or go buy every bit of branded merchandise they see.

Yeah.

I've never got people who treat any form of entertainment as a personality trait. Like, I play CK2 and I don't constantly make jokes about the Byzantines or removing [insert traditional food of an ethnic group], and I don't get why some people do that with anything.

Serious question: what do activists actually do? It seems like they get paid to bitch and talk over other people for a living.

Some of them also make condescending memes on Insta with captions about ”educating” you.

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I'd assume "worse". Bob isn't merciful enough for re-education camps. Remember he's the guy who has said multiple times that the mayo ghouls can't be rehabilitated and that even trying is a waste of time. If it was a black guy who committed a senseless murder of an innocent person? Yeah that guy can be rehabilitated. A white guy who posted a sorta racist meme once? Fucking hopeless and irredeemable sub-human send him to the "yeah this person really needs to exist" sarcasm camps for immediate elimination.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - the problem progressives have with Bob is that he says the quiet part out loud, not that he calls for the death of MAGA mayonnaise ghouls.

When a hindu deity attacks Rio de Janeiro, the Brazilian government converts their most famous landmark into an anti-kaiju weapon to defend the city.

Ganesha vs Robo-Redeemer: Battle of the Gods

That's taking ”my God is bigger than your God” a bit literally.

Taking another culture's god of good luck and prosperity. Turn it into a ravening monster slaughtering people. I can't imagine how that could possibly be offensive. God this fat retard is unbelievable.

I look forward to him having the balls to suggest that we should build a giant statue of Mohammed and have it go around slaughtering people.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

And finally, Bobby's supernova hot take of the day:
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Moviebob don't even movie. People gave the late Harryhausen shit for years over this, even after he went out of his way to not directly model it after the image of a deity.

 

[Coccxys]

This whole epilepsy reeing is just standard "found a target, throw anything we can at it" we've come to expect from this lot. Almost every game, film and tv show ever have had the potential to trigger photosensitive epilepsy. Sit a photosensitive epileptic in front of Mario, MCU films or any of the kaiju stuff Bob likes and you're likely to get very similar results but I'm guessing those aren't problematic ablist pieces of shit are they Bob?

 

[Meriasek]

I'd assume "worse". Bob isn't merciful enough for re-education camps. Remember he's the guy who has said multiple times that the mayo ghouls can't be rehabilitated and that even trying is a waste of time. If it was a black guy who committed a senseless murder of an innocent person? Yeah that guy can be rehabilitated. A white guy who posted a sorta racist meme once? Fucking hopeless and irredeemable sub-human send him to the "yeah this person really needs to exist" sarcasm camps for immediate elimination.

Yeah. Bob made it very clear, repeatedly, that he thinks the MAGA ghouls are not worth the effort. Only if they see the light out of their own efforts should they be granted some basic redemption, and even then he wants to punish them, just less than the irredeemable ghouls.
But of course, Bob wouldn't want to put them into death camps. I mean, he would love it, but so far he's been walking the line and didn't say that part out loud yet. It's always "I don't want to genocide them, I just don't care if they die". Ideally, he'd want the MAGA ghouls be cast out of the cities and the countryside cut off from the glories that the cities produce. Let the MAGA ghouls live or die on their own. Of course, that's what a lot of those actually want, so Sneaky Blob would then amend this with "but the land belongs to the natives, so you better not farm or build or hunt or do anything".
He doesn't admit that he wants to kill them, but he does want them to die or at least disappear.
The gist is that Bob is a vile piece of shit and if he ever wanders into the wrong part of Boston and gets sent home with a ruptured spleen and broken teeth, I can't say there wouldn't be a slight increase of the velocity with which air leaves my nose at the news. The good thing is that he never leaves his basement, so that's unlikely to happen. My hope's on gangrenous feet now.

 

[The tired cat]

One amusing thing about the chick with epilepsy who Robert is trying to whiteknight, she both told people not to make it about her and also she doesn't seem to agree with Blob on the game at all, she was excited for it (and I presume still is), but she wanted to warn people about the strobe effect until it's fixed*. In her article (and subsequent tweets) she frames it much more as her own mistake, and just not wanting others to make the same mistake.

*The Cyberpunk2077 account replied to her and said they're taking care of it, incase anyone here is interested and has similar issues.

I'll say props to the person actually not trying to fault the game devs for this and on the plus side it's kinda cool the devs wanna address this, but thie does make me wonder. Usually as the game loads you do get a mesaage giving a warning how if you have epilepsy they should be careful in playing this game

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Yeah, there was that standard warning, but I guess it can vary as to what effects can cause what seizures or something, she was unlucky in that it was one that can trigger hers. From reading this there's actually quite a few big games apparently that aren't patched or anything for this, especially Nintendo games, but nobody cares except in this case because all the troons and their types are looking for reasons to hate on the game. She was just writing the article as a warning but they all jumped on it as part of their war on the game and the company. And Bob has followed his troons in to this slice of the culture war.

At least from what I saw on Twitter she seemed less upset about the few people sending her flashing gifs or whatever (if true of course) than all the people who rushed in to show how hard they cared like Robert.

Anyway, I thought the extra context just made it more amusing that Bob was doing everything wrong yet again.

 

[myiqis53]

Do you guys think bob will play cyberpunk?

 

[E Solveig]

When a hindu deity attacks Rio de Janeiro, the Brazilian government converts their most famous landmark into an anti-kaiju weapon to defend the city.

Ganesha vs Robo-Redeemer: Battle of the Gods

i would unironically watch the shit out of that. have robo-jesus spout revelations quotes in portuguese

i mean its better than fucking paradise lost with care bears

 

[Nobue]

Do you guys think bob will play cyberpunk?

I dunno, but after all the drama over it, I'll probably try it when a used copy is like twenty bucks

 

[Coccxys]

Do you guys think bob will play cyberpunk?

Bob will do the same as what he does with movies: give it minimal thought, wait until the woke brigade decide their option then repeat it back to them.

 

[Foltest]

Do you guys think bob will play cyberpunk?

he won't. When was the last time he played a game that didn't have his fat plumber in it? He has made it clear the distance he has for modern game. His "Ghost of thusima is just dark souls lite lol" shows that he has not played it or any of the Dark souls game.

 

[The tired cat]

he won't. When was the last time he played a game that didn't have his fat plumber in it? He has made it clear the distance he has for modern game. His "Ghost of thusima is just dark souls lite lol" shows that he has not played it or any of the Dark souls game.

Well, hes also the guy who went on record saying how Skyrim and Dark Souls are the same game

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hey, asshole piece of shit parents. Your four-year-old shouldn’t need a bra. Spend more time focusing on her health and development and less time sperging out about defunct video rental store chains. I’m a mandated reporter and the Chipmans are fucking lucky I’m not in Massachusetts. This shit is unacceptable.