I will genuinely mourn for Bob because one of the most active sources of entertainment in this site has closed forever.
As and when he falls ill, I'll pray for him. All of us need prayer and, God willing, Bob might return to the Church before it's too late.
Chris is Bob's life partner and the father of his children. They're already there.
Chris is essentially Bob's surrogate dad given the amount of stuff the diabetic scrounger does with his nephews and nieces.
Ironically for how performatively woke he is, Bob is afraid of change and just wants the world to keep watching Spiderman, keep playing Super Mario, and never transition to anything more convenient or foreign to him and his long-established personal preferences.
A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean?
Silence and friends unseen!
A few brains as well: that is autism!
And that makes us seem special to you!
He thinks everyone goes to the cinema, and everyone thinks it's super important, so obviously it must be a huge part of the economy.
Once again, Bob displays an ignorance of economics that makes Diane Abbott look like Milton Freedman.
What he doesn't realise is that even if the film industry made more money on paper than the agricultural sector,
1) the money the agricultural sector makes is distributed to more people instead of being kept in the hands of a few millionaire actors
2) you can live without capeshit, but you can't live without food.
I'm honestly pretty surprised he's so loudly left, even if it's just performative, given how much of his personality is dependant on preserving the traditions of American consoomerism.
Bob is, and this is going to sound weird, a conservative for progressive ideology. He wants to conserve the current woke orthodoxy* at all costs but doesn't realise that, like self-proclaimed reactionaries who go around wearing double-breasted suits, his views are anachronistic and go against the will of the people.
* apologies to any Orthodox Kiwis for associating you with Roberto
Bob is not politically left. He outright hates the working class. He feels that he is part of the intellectual elite, ergo he should make more money than peons making steel, running power plants, factories, etc. Every once in a while he will parrot a leftist talking point in a tweet.
Calling him left is akin to me as calling him a health guru because every once in a while he will tweet something about healthy eating that others should do, that in no way his obese ass does.
Much like his film critiques, there is nothing of substance in his political views. It's like a cargo cult depiction of political thought. They are all over the place and they are just there for a stunted man child to live his sad life as the acme of existence in his own deluded mind.
His feminist tweets in no way are support for feminism. They are to get the dopamine rush if he manages to get a retweet or a like from an account with a feminine twitter handle. Nothing more...nothing less. Hence why he routinely gets blocked and cock blocked on Twitter by women.
Bobby's beliefs are very much like a cargo cult. He sees people being leftists and having sex, so he imitates those beliefs in the hope that
John Frum hot celebrities will come down from the Heavens and provide him with sex.
Bob believes in the superiority of Bob, the Democratic Party, and his vision of the future. All else that doesn't vaguely fall within his sphere is inferior and not worthy of existence
”I believe in one Party,
the Democrats almighty,
maker of capeshit and consumer goods,
of all things visible and invisible.
I believe in one Lord Technocracy,
the Only Begotten Gender-Neutral Child of the Party,
born of Neoliberalism before all ages.
Ideology from Ideology, Light from Light,
true Progress from true Progress,
begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Party;
through it all Marvel films shall be made.
For us troons and for our free markets
it came down from a thread of tweets,
and by the thinkers was incarnate of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,
and became Moviebob.
For our sake he was crucified under Lindsay Ellis,
he suffered doxxxxing from harassment forums and privated his account,
and rose again when Twitter told him that he had to take his account off private or he'd lose his bluecheck
in accordance with the 3441 page long thread on KF.
He ascended into shit takes
and is seated at the right hand of Breadtube.
He will come again in glory
to judge the creative workers and the mayo ghouls
and his feudal technocracy will have no end.
I believe in the Podcast, the heap of bullshit, the giver of insanity,
which proceeds from the Chippa and the Moviebob,
which with the Party and the Technocracy is adored and glorified,
which has spoken through the patronising Bahstan-accented tweets.
I believe in one, holy, Superior and Progressive Future.
I confess one cancellation for the accountability of people I don't like
and I look forward to the genocide of the MAGAts
and the life of the cities to come. Amen.” - the Moviebob Creed.
He spouts proclamations that, at different times, sound like they could come from a Jihadi, a member of the League of the Militant Godless, or a man in the Einsatztruppen, but he's the spitting image of a keyboard warrior.
As I said above, although in a heavily tongue-in-cheek way, when a person turns away from God he looks for other things to fill the place of a higher power in his life. For Soviet Russians and Nazis, that was Stalin and Hitler respectively. For some today, it's musicians and actors. For Moviebob, it's the one, holy, progressive and superior future.
Bobby fancies himself a Machiavellian mastermind, a chessplayer to whom everything is under calculation, every person and institution is a pawn, and no move is illegal. He doesn't understand that the Machiavellian mastermind doesn't exist outside Hollywood.
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A branch of the "it is good to be sadistic" thread wanders off the tangent of... misgendering.
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So in 2021 it is no longer acceptable to call a she/her tranny "a person". What a relief: I'm sick of having to consider them persons anyway.
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Yesterday I called him too lazy to learn new software; today Bobby reassures us he is very very hard working, and hethinks he is "REALLY F***ING GOOD" at his job (what job?)
And do you know you can get along with Bobby if you only respect his "profession"?
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These two sweet darlings should understand that, just because you're "working class" doesn't mean your "jerb" is valuable and worth preserving. Bobby will heartily concur.
Cleavage:
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Dob Chipman:
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Quarrel between Angels.
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They made up later so don't worry.
What Movieblob fails to understand is that the Nazis didn't believe they were doing evil and didn't herd Jews, gypsies, Slavs, gays, communists and the disabled into the gas chambers for shits and giggles. They genuinely believed that they needed to kill ”
Üntermenschen” and gladly turned in their Jewish neighbours because they thought they were doing the right thing. He doesn't realise that just because you think you're in the right doesn't mean that you're in the right, and that this applies equally to him as it does to ”MAGA chuds”.
Oh, and scrounging off soyboys isn't a job so you can't be really f***ing [sic] good at it.
Just to reaffirm that, here's another example of his projection of "Daddy issues".
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I love seeing more evidence that Robert hates the idea that anyone could be braver than him.
Robert seems to think the military operates like fucking Full Metal jacket, with psychos dressed up as Sargents.
Roberto fails to understand the real world isn't like movies, part ∞
In his story, by his own account, some girl was screaming at the cops. Not Bob. Bob was standing there, ready to interpose his bulk between the gestapo and m'lady dangerhair if the HECKING PIGS moved in to start cracking skulls. The reality is that cops are trained in crowd control, and know that some screaming chick is no threat at all, and neither was the fat nerd in a sportscoat and a funny-book t-shirt. I really enjoyed that story. Even when Bob tries to make himself the protagonist, he's still supremely passive.
In reality, Bobby would book it down the block if he saw a black person, let alone a riot.
Hillary would treat them like servants, and the Gores would tell their kid(s) that if you got bad grades/flunked out of school you'd end up a loser like them.
Quelle surprise.
I wonder how many sneaky snaps he took of women who weren't looking while he was there. Probably keeps those in the same folder as his precious Lindsay picture.
Robrecht probably has a folder of creepshots of women.
Needless to say, they're probably all laminated.
The phrase "sexual preference" became verboten within hours of Amy Coney Barrett uttering it. I wonder people who haven't had their eyeballs grafted to their Twitter can keep up in the future
Ironically enough, the last time one of their number tried to come up with a clever retort to Amy Coney Barrett (”the dogma lives loudly within you”) it became a popular Catholic slogan. They really don't learn, do they?
I find it revolting that this fuck kept displaying "Proud American" on his website while fundamentally trashing one of the country's basic tenets repeatedly for years. He really is like those German-Anerican Bund jagoffs who kept pictures of George Washington everywhere while yelling "Sieg Heil" under them.
Bob would be the sort of guy who went to Nazi Germany, talked about how nicer it was and how Nazism was building a superior future in Germany without any of those Christian ghouls, came home and wrote a glowing article called ”Hurrah for the Blackshirts!” and then spent the whole of World War II pretending to have been a patriot the whole time.
Is being part of the SS considered shameful in America?
Depends what SS you mean.
Even better. Finish that one like Bob Ross with a "God bless you" for added effect.
It's amazing that something so harmless and well intentioned like this would probably make Bob angry as hell and go on another rampage.
”God? I think you mean SCIENCE, friendo!”
Schemes like these always seem cringey to me, but if I'm proven wrong and we get some laughs I won't complain.
This is one of the few times where I'm fine with cow tipping because it actually seems like this could be funny.
