Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Tronathon242]

EDIT: Giving a less MATI take - Is Bob even aware that Rush Limbaugh fundraised for numerous charities, including Cancer research and for wounded vets? Has Bob ever done anything similar?

Because it seems like the evil right wing talk show host has done more apolitical, real-world good than Blobbert has. But as always that doesn't seem to even enter his conscience, he was a voice on team Red and that's all that mattes to Bob and other Blue Checkmark retards.

He knows and doesn't care. The way a Christian might view Pablo Escobar's charity efforts is the way Bobert looks at Rush's: he was evil therefore it was all fake. Of course, this is the same manchild who views everyone who doesn't vote for his exact line of politics as inferior and non-human, so him calling anyone evil will never not be deliciously stupid.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

So if Bob and his senpais die of cancer, does this mean it was quasi-divine justice/karma?

Odin help you if you said that about Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Bob and his ilk.

I really have no real feelings on Rush Limbaugh's passing because--frankly--I didn't know the man nor did I listen to his show. While I have heard that he said some vile stuff, Bob says worse things on every day that ends with "y".

 

[Alexander Thaut]

That makes sense.

In Isekai, the main character is some uninteresting beta male/female who got transported to another world. They become powerful and loved by everyone.

But you see that’s thing though, even though the main characters are losers they had redeeming qualities. They were kind, smart or funny. Bob and his ilk, are none of those things. They’re perverted, selfish and miserable(I know I’m repeating what’s already been said, I’m using it as an example).

bob would claim he's a nice guy and then get killed by the GOddess that summons him in between worlds and be forced to live as a eunuch slave in an African-inspired Isekai land.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The only thing Rush and Bob will ever have in common is both will die without a direct heir.

But Rush will have put many, many other people on better paths in life directly and indirectly.

Rush made a conscientious effort NOT to have kids, on purpose. This was explicitly so he could focus on his career. He's been divorced 3 times (an early media report from years ago tried to discredit him by saying he was divorced 7 times and another one said 5 times, before he married Marta who in reality was divorce #3 - his obit in the Arts section of today's paper set the record straight), which means he's had more women than Bob will EVER have.

Meanwhile Bob's lack of a direct heir is only due to Bob not capable of finding a woman willing to spawn with him because unlike Bob, people will willingly have sex with Rush Limbaugh.

 

[EnemyStand]

bob would claim he's a nice guy and then get killed by the GOddess that summons him in between worlds and be forced to live as a eunuch slave in an African-inspired Isekai land.

Personally, I'd prefer the justice to be he reincarnates as Mario with none of Mario's athleticism, has to go through every single level on the original platformer like that (no warping) and at the end the Princess is repulsed by him. Oh, and infinite lives. Of course, that would be more Hell than isekai...

 

[Strange Wilderness]

The only thing Rush and Bob will ever have in common is both will die without a direct heir.

But Rush will have put many, many other people on better paths in life directly and indirectly.

I'd like to think Bob has put many people on a better path as well. Of course its because people are so horrified at what he says they immediately start dieting and working out to avoid turning out like him.

 

[Mr Snek]

Personally, I'd prefer the justice to be he reincarnates as Mario with none of Mario's athleticism, has to go through every single level on the original platformer like that (no warping) and at the end the Princess is repulsed by him. Oh, and infinite lives. Of course, that would be more Hell than isekai...

The idea of a fat manchild being transported into the place of his video game hero, being forced to undergo his heroes challenges and trials and learning something about hard work and achievement would actually make a great story.

 

[TowinKarz]

I haven't used DeviantArt for years - has it really gotten that bad?

The latest update made navigation worse and folder management more tedious while adding a "my pronouns are" feature to your profile that you can't delete and can only skip by choosing "I don't feel comfortable answering right now" , plus the "suggested for you" feature shoehorns in diversity art or tribute art to the latest BLM martyr or passed-on RBG-tier activist/politican and you can't turn it off.

Also, whatever tweaks they made to the internal algorithms instantly halved the number of views I was getting. Nowadays, only people following seem to notice.

If I were into conspiracies, I'd say they did it so they could "improve" the search function later and really get your art "seen" - , by getting you to buy a premium account or something...

But that's giving them too much credit.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

That makes sense.

In Isekai, the main character is some uninteresting beta male/female who got transported to another world. They become powerful and loved by everyone.

But you see that’s thing though, even though the main characters are losers they had redeeming qualities. They were kind, smart or funny. Bob and his ilk, are none of those things. They’re perverted, selfish and miserable(I know I’m repeating what’s already been said, I’m using it as an example).

The thing I like about the anime, The Twelve Kingdoms is that it takes a girl from the real world, sticks her in a fantasy world, gives her superpowers, and she still fucks up. It takes her a long time to get her act together. Also one of the people who accidentally gets sucked into the fantasy world with her dies, horribly and pointlessly. It's rare that you'll get an Isekai that actually tries to be realistic in how screwed a person from the modern would would be in anything other than a modern world.

It's not surprising to see Bob dinging on Rush Limbaugh. We all knew he was going to do it. I don't even have to look at his twitter feed to know that he dunked on the late Margaret Thatcher as well, because those are the people the popular media Lefties hate. I doubt Bob could mention anything Limbaugh or Thatcher did or said during their lives without having to look it up, though. If Bob himself were to croak tomorrow, I would not say "Good!" and start dancing in his grave. I would express sadness at Bob's niece and nephew losing an uncle, I would express hope that other people could learn from Bob's example on how not to be a fartbladder filled with hot air and bile, and I would express regret over all the good FIlmRobert could have done with his love of weird and obscure media and desire to share it with the masses.

And then I'd say, "Well, at least Chris is still alive so we have a spare! Time to change the thread name!"

 

[Randall Fragg]

-Ein console, Ein city, Ein foot
-Second console War
-Marinate all livestock in Mountain Dew
-Dazing or War
-Superior Future
-41% Brigade


This guy is my hero

I spent way too fucking long on this

 

[Positron]

Mario grew up to be a respectable middle-class golfer dad. How about Bob?


More Nintendo:


Rush Limbaugh. He did good in his death by inspiring people to consoom pop culture.


Somehow Limbaugh reminds Bobby of Glenn Close. I have no fucking idea:




Bobby, Arkle and their ilk are the best judge of morals:

Bobby's followers are busily denouncing Tim as a bot.

Leftist = moral:




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Meanwhile, even divested of his social media accounts, Trump continues to live rent-free and keeps pressing Bobby's buttons:


The good, moral left think the police are their tool of oppression. We defund you if you go after the wrong targets, but we hire you back if we want to extirpate wrongthinkers:

"...peacefully violent protests". Gives you the idea of the intellect of Bobby's cronies.

The wife of a mayor in Texas got fired because his husband's realtalk hurt the easily traumatized brunch socialists. Cancel culture continues not to be a thing.



Conservative woman disrespects Congressdamsel AOC. Bobby insults her the only way he can:


Biden refuses to cancel student debts.


+ + + +
Luke grouches about Joker, again:


Disney, Joker, and "dog-racism":


Cruella is either a "DNC Girlboss" or a working class hero turned Joker:


Bobby appropriates Arabic culture by calling white people "ghouls":


Catholic school:


Hell hath no thirst like a male feminist:

 

[Koby_Fish]

I spent way too fucking long on this
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I laughed way too fucking hard at this, especially the "ein foot" part, ROFL. Yeah, if Bob has any feet left...

It's not surprising to see Bob dinging on Rush Limbaugh. We all knew he was going to do it. I don't even have to look at his twitter feed to know that he dunked on the late Margaret Thatcher as well, because those are the people the popular media Lefties hate. I doubt Bob could mention anything Limbaugh or Thatcher did or said during their lives without having to look it up, though. If Bob himself were to croak tomorrow, I would not say "Good!" and start dancing in his grave. I would express sadness at Bob's niece and nephew losing an uncle, I would express hope that other people could learn from Bob's example on how not to be a fartbladder filled with hot air and bile, and I would express regret over all the good FIlmRobert could have done with his love of weird and obscure media and desire to share it with the masses.

And then I'd say, "Well, at least Chris is still alive so we have a spare! Time to change the thread name!"

That's the thing about a lot of lefties; they reflexively hate a person on the opposite political spectrum because hurr durr conservatives bad. They don't take a closer look at policies that were supported (like in Thatcher's case - lots of Labour voters are pissed that she closed up a bunch of coal mines and put miners out of work but nowadays she'd be heralded for taking action against climate change/dirty polluting coal), and in Limbaugh's case most of them never listened to his show; they only heard things off the media second hand reports (or various things like Union Newsletter propaganda) which were often mistaken or outright false. Bob is no different than these knee-jerk h8ers. I would hazard a guess that Bob hasn't listened to any first-hand Limbaugh broadcasts, or if he has, it was not very much and he turned it off in a rage without hearing it out.

Then there's the ones who will listen but then misunderstand/deliberately misrepresent what was said.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I used to listen to Rush quite frequently until the radio interference to the radio station I could hear it on got too bad for me to listen to it most of the time unless I was in the car. But I knew right away if the media made a claim about Rush that was utter bullshit, because I was listening at the time the thing was allegedly said, and I was like "Did we even listen to the same thing? Did this person actually listen AT ALL or are they just making shit up?"

(It's hard to tell which is going on quite frankly so I'm willing to give a benefit of a doubt most of the time but then that just means the person doing the misrepresenting is an idiot.) Bob might have a tendency towards this as well, had he actually heard any Rush broadcasts.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob looks like he grew off of that thing on Chris' nose after someone spilled Mountain Dew on it.

 

[blablabla]

this inbred moron still tries to make fun of peoples appearances doesnt he? he really is that retarded

 

[EnemyStand]

this inbred moron still tries to make fun of peoples appearances doesnt he? he really is that retarded

Granted, if I looked like Bob I'd be coping as hard as I could too.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Conservative woman disrespects Congressdamsel AOC. Bobby insults her the only way he can:

Every time he insults a conservative woman on Twitter, someone should reply with his deleted tweet that got him to be told by Lindsay to fuck off.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Mario grew up to be a respectable middle-class golfer dad. How about Bob?
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A tale of two fat guys. One has a job as a plumber/princess savor and enjoys physical activities and social events. Mario is a golfer, tennis player, baseball player, olympiad, and party animal. One has a "job" collecting Patreon welfare after he got fired from his job because he couldn't shut up on Twitter. Bobs only hobbies are sitting in a basement consooming pop culture, tweeting non-stop while drunk, eating enough McDonalds to feed a family of four, and buying plastic crap to share space with empty beer cans

Rush Limbaugh. He did good in his death by inspiring people to consoom pop culture.
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An alcoholic who looks like a giant tumor calls a man who died of cancer and suffered from pill addictions from a surgery a giant tumor. Hypocrisy thy name is Bob

Conservative woman disrespects Congressdamsel AOC. Bobby insults her the only way he can:
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INCEL RAGE INCEL RAGE INCEL RAGE

Luke grouches about Joker, again:
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Disney, Joker, and "dog-racism":
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Joker is a film about a poor downtrodden guy who gets caught up in a bad situation and goes into a downward spiral where he embraces being the villain because the society he lives in treated him and so many others like him like trash. Bob and the rest of the assholes he kisses up to look down on someone like Arthur while promoting angry black people who burn their own cities down. Bob is a more malicious version of Robert De Niros character where he actively insults the lower classes as inferior and wants them to suffer instead of being an out of touch ivory tower comedian who does have some morals.

I laughed way too fucking hard at this, especially the "ein foot" part, ROFL. Yeah, if Bob has any feet left...



That's the thing about a lot of lefties; they reflexively hate a person on the opposite political spectrum because hurr durr conservatives bad. They don't take a closer look at policies that were supported (like in Thatcher's case - lots of Labour voters are pissed that she closed up a bunch of coal mines and put miners out of work but nowadays she'd be heralded for taking action against climate change/dirty polluting coal), and in Limbaugh's case most of them never listened to his show; they only heard things off the media second hand reports (or various things like Union Newsletter propaganda) which were often mistaken or outright false. Bob is no different than these knee-jerk h8ers. I would hazard a guess that Bob hasn't listened to any first-hand Limbaugh broadcasts, or if he has, it was not very much and he turned it off in a rage without hearing it out.

Then there's the ones who will listen but then misunderstand/deliberately misrepresent what was said.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I used to listen to Rush quite frequently until the radio interference to the radio station I could hear it on got too bad for me to listen to it most of the time unless I was in the car. But I knew right away if the media made a claim about Rush that was utter bullshit, because I was listening at the time the thing was allegedly said, and I was like "Did we even listen to the same thing? Did this person actually listen AT ALL or are they just making shit up?"

(It's hard to tell which is going on quite frankly so I'm willing to give a benefit of a doubt most of the time but then that just means the person doing the misrepresenting is an idiot.) Bob might have a tendency towards this as well, had he actually heard any Rush broadcasts.

You ever see the Family Guy episode where Brian confronts Rush about being an awful person and Rush just responds back with "have you actually listened/read anything I've said?". For a low-brow show its a pretty powerful quote that asks the viewer how much of their knowledge on a certain individual or subject is influenced by outside perspectives and not the actual words someone is saying. Bob is just a partisan lazy motherfucker who believes whatever the cool kids believe and hates Rush Limbaugh because his Sempais do.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

The good, moral left think the police are their tool of oppression. We defund you if you go after the wrong targets, but we hire you back if we want to extirpate wrongthinkers:
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"...peacefully violent protests". Gives you the idea of the intellect of Bobby's cronies.

Claudius Brittanicus is right in that the Left wins because it's willing to embrace their own destructive scumbags while people on the Right will denounce anyone in their company who acts in an even slightly untoward manner. There's something to be said about the effectiveness of tribalistic behavior. Of course, there was a time when scholars used to denounce tribalistic behavior as psychotic and primitive - a backwards way of thinking that inhibited progress and technology. Imagine if your view of reality was shaped entirely by whether new ideas were friendly to your ideology and not whether those same ideas were effective or true. We know of places where this occurs right now: it's called the Third World. Vox Day may be an oversensitive sperg, but he's dead on the money when he says that a leftist takeover of the US will result in the collapse of infrastructure and the death of things like indoor plumbing. If you think math and science are racist because they trigger BIPOC dangerhairs, and people who believe this worm their way into power and start dictating policy, your civillization's days are numbered...

 

[Koby_Fish]

A tale of two fat guys. One has a job as a plumber/princess savor and enjoys physical activities and social events. Mario is a golfer, tennis player, baseball player, olympiad, and party animal. One has a "job" collecting Patreon welfare after he got fired from his job because he couldn't shut up on Twitter. Bobs only hobbies are sitting in a basement consooming pop culture, tweeting non-stop while drunk, eating enough McDonalds to feed a family of four, and buying plastic crap to share space with empty beer cans


An alcoholic who looks like a giant tumor calls a man who died of cancer and suffered from pill addictions from a surgery a giant tumor. Hypocrisy thy name is Bob


INCEL RAGE INCEL RAGE INCEL RAGE


Joker is a film about a poor downtrodden guy who gets caught up in a bad situation and goes into a downward spiral where he embraces being the villain because the society he lives in treated him and so many others like him like trash. Bob and the rest of the assholes he kisses up to look down on someone like Arthur while promoting angry black people who burn their own cities down. Bob is a more malicious version of Robert De Niros character where he actively insults the lower classes as inferior and wants them to suffer instead of being an out of touch ivory tower comedian who does have some morals.


You ever see the Family Guy episode where Brian confronts Rush about being an awful person and Rush just responds back with "have you actually listened/read anything I've said?". For a low-brow show its a pretty powerful quote that asks the viewer how much of their knowledge on a certain individual or subject is influenced by outside perspectives and not the actual words someone is saying. Bob is just a partisan lazy motherfucker who believes whatever the cool kids believe and hates Rush Limbaugh because his Sempais do.

oh yeah absolutely I saw that. Seth MacFarlane can be quite fair when he wants to.

 

[ChampFantana]

Considering how much of Bob's hatred and misanthropy stem from his eternal virginity, how differently might Bobert have turned out if Fatty Patty had thrown him a pity fuck back in high school?