Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Personally I am disappointed in Bob. He really went to the snack section and saw a packet of pudding with a dragon on it and one with a unicorn, and instantly assumed that one was for boys and the other was for girls. I thought he was more woke than that.

Honestly, I agree.

This is pathetic, even for Bob. Come on, Blobby, you can do better than this.

Come on, make us laugh.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

But why would anybody pay an extra $2,000 for a window on the door? Or make it so that the refrigerator can connect to the Internet? The novelty of replying to this thread from my freezer would be kind of funny once, but evidently there's a market for people to pay thousands of dollars for the ability to do that and I'm just too old to understand it.

It's pretty much a moral obligation at this point on the hacking community to make a fridge-hacking tool so simple an idiot could use it, and disseminate it as widely as possible. The Internet of Shit must be stopped, and the only way to do that is to make as many people as possible aware that is a bad idea in the most undeniable possible way.

Yeah, those things fucking suck. I encountered one, identified a video image of iced tea after a fucking ad stopped playing, opened the door, only to be greeted by bottles of not iced tea. I then opened every fucking door looking for the iced tea.

If only there was some other technology that would allow us to look in to cases and preview the products we might want to buy. Video screen cooler doors only create NEW problems, are a bad product, and whoever invented them should be deported to a volcano.

From the supermarket's point of view, that's a feature, since it is forcing you to spend more time browsing through products that you weren't intending to buy. Statistically, a certain number of people will make impulse purchases and buy more than they otherwise would have. That's why if my local supermarket puts that shit in, I'll stop going to it.

 

[Positron]

Suddenly The Bible isn't a fairytale any more:



Why are words so confusing?


I dunno, I thought Christofascists tend not to have Rick and Morty avatars.



The Veiled Prophet Ball is the KKK Ball:


The "Elle" TeamImpossible mentions is actress Ellie Kemper, who is threatened with cancellation because she participated in the ball -- 22 years ago.


If you don't approve of critical race theory, you side with Hitler:

I agree CRT is not just Frankfurt School (not that Frankfurt School is itself a consistent school of thought; hell not even Adorno is consistent with himself), but given CRT is predicated on setting up one group collectively in a power struggle against other groups, I think it is fair to put it under the Hegelian-Marxist ideological umbrella.

Tennis player Naomi Osaka states she will no longer appear in front of the press "to protect her mental health", which caused Piers Morgan to throw a tantrum.



Bob Chipman, cultural critic, is surprisingly clueless as to how mass media works. Osaka is hardly the caliber of Djokovic or the Williams Sisters; even Bobby knows she is B-tier. If she stop seeing the press she will just fade to nothing, and any subsequent interviews she deigns to do will be a non-event.



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Chris's fridge apparently costs so much that Big Bro is asked to chip in -- not that this is unfair as Bobby must have used it.

His Patreon update.



MCU:






Pee o'sea lust:


Sometimes a sword is just a sword; I doubt this is one of these times.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Sometimes a sword is just a sword; I doubt this is one of these times.
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Bob's mental image is more like this:

 

[Red Hood]

But why would anybody pay an extra $2,000 for a window on the door? Or make it so that the refrigerator can connect to the Internet? The novelty of replying to this thread from my freezer would be kind of funny once, but evidently there's a market for people to pay thousands of dollars for the ability to do that and I'm just too old to understand it.

You no longer have to rely on senses being heightened from Ritalin to be alerted that your milk is expiring, I suppose.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

You might be right, but I can't remember ever seeing those particular shades of blue and pink arranged that way for any other reason. The fact that the website describes kids the way you say sounds deliberately coy about gender to me.

Maybe so, but I feel that this is less a case of ”breakfast cereal made for troons” and more ”some wokist had a hand in making this and made it as LGBTBBQVHS-inclusive as he could”.

that godawful Nickelodeon pride commercial with the drag queen.

It wasn't a commercial, it was a full-on episode of Blue's Clues.

Reductio ad Hitlerum is not an argument.

 

[Bloody bunny]

I think he did a bad job of framing why bob is stupid.

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Bob simultaneously shits on the white working class for preventing technological advancement, while also parading around how great America was for fighting Hitler. That generation was pretty much all white, working class
Not to mention the fact that we had a competition with the soviets and english on who could pick up and coerce/force the most nazi scientists to work on scientific projects. The irony of Von Braun working for NASA after helping to bomb the allies is not lost on me.
But that's because I believe in nuance. I believe in nuance because I don't base my view of history on myopic mainstream propaganda produced for mass consumption.

Another thing that should've been mentioned is that Bob would be a nazi in world war 2 Germany. People literally play "nazi or moviebob".
I know it's not deep to say "just replace x with y", but it's quite obvious that moviebob is scapegoating the "uneducated white trash" in the same way that Hitler blamed the "old guard" for allowing slavic immigrants in for cheap labor.
Or you know the "Jewish Working Class".

Cause adding a race to a claim on class structure is somehow not racism, right?

Everyone but Bob has the understanding that his "mode of operation" is the same as the nazis. But since he is "against fascism" his methods, or proposed methods are not regarded as such.
Even though he is literally a would-be lazy fascist dictator, who would rather sit around and play video games, watch movies, and tweet.
The same cognitive dissonance happens when we see Mr. Girl talking about pedophilia
All you have to do is be as unbiased as possible, and hold people to principles to see their hypocrisy. Bob literally refuses to accept that his mentality is the same as the people he projects as his enemies.

As he said,
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If there are no bad tactics, then by definition Moviebob is willing to do whatever possible to destroy "a target".
That means that whomever Moviebob deems "undesirable" is worthy of receiving whatever Moviebob or someone he supports can think of.
Let me put it glibly:
Even Hitler had a Madagascar plan. Does Movie Bob?
Moviebob's inability to reconcile the fact he's worse than Hitler in theory is hilarious to me. Oh, and absolutely horrifying and morally reprehensible.

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Walter Sobchak is basically Moviebob if he had a spine.

Fuck no he is not. By the power of the dude take it the back man!!!

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Bob whines about gendered pudding

That's awfully unwoke of him. If children's products aren't hypergendered then it's not being inclusive to queers and trannies.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Sometimes they can. You know, if you connect it right.

Maybe our new poll should be: Was Chris able to successfully connect his fridge to the internet?

Over/under when he does a podcast from it?

No wait! New poll idea: Kiwifarms successfully hacks Chris' fridge. What one video/song do you want to play on an infinite loop on it?

My vote...

I say we put Song of the South on there. Or something else colorful to red pill the kids.

 

[Tronathon242]

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If you don't approve of critical race theory, you side with Hitler:
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I agree CRT is not just Frankfurt School (not that Frankfurt School is itself a consistent school of thought; hell not even Adorno is consistent with himself), but given CRT is predicated on setting up one group collectively in a power struggle against other groups, I think it is fair to put it under the Hegelian-Marxist ideological umbrella.

Yes, Bob. Tucker is the traitor. You, however, the one who advocates for getting rid of the Constitution, teaching that the nation is inherently evil, and seeing it eventually disappear in a post-national world are the patriot.

Also, poor reading comprehension strikes again. Find the pro-Hitler statement there. It seems like he's saying that was a terrible consequence of Hitler cracking down on the Frankfurt School. If anything, it's anti-Hitler because that Austrian fuck forced that shit on us indirectly. In addition, it would be absolutely fair to classify CRT as Frankfurt-esque and Marxist because, as you mentioned, it's got its own versions of proletariat and bourgeoisie.

Trivia time. The man was probably around 110lbs when he was alive, and was probably a warrior--he had the blood of 4 different men on him, and a stab wound through his hand. Neolithic people were tiny.

Yet even those tiny people would have no trouble handling someone like Bob. It doesn't matter how "advanced" or "stout" he is. He's a flabby, cowardly asshole with a plastic gun up against 110 lbs of survival savvy individuals who, guessing by how this guy died, weren't afraid of a fight. It wouldn't be much of contest.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

You might be right, but I can't remember ever seeing those particular shades of blue and pink arranged that way for any other reason. The fact that the website describes kids the way you say sounds deliberately coy about gender to me.

Cotton candy.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yes, Bob. Tucker is the traitor. You, however, the one who advocates for getting rid of the Constitution, teaching that the nation is inherently evil, and seeing it eventually disappear in a post-national world are the patriot.

Also, poor reading comprehension strikes again. Find the pro-Hitler statement there. It seems like he's saying that was a terrible consequence of Hitler cracking down on the Frankfurt School. If anything, it's anti-Hitler because that Austrian fuck forced that shit on us indirectly. In addition, it would be absolutely fair to classify CRT as Frankfurt-esque and Marxist because, as you mentioned, it's got its own versions of proletariat and bourgeoisie.

Yet even those tiny people would have no trouble handling someone like Bob. It doesn't matter how "advanced" or "stout" he is. He's a flabby, cowardly asshole with a plastic gun up against 110 lbs of survival savvy individuals who, guessing by how this guy died, weren't afraid of a fight. It wouldn't be much of contest.

In Bobbo's diseased, beetus-addled mind, Tucker is a traitor not because he's somehow against America, but he's against the ideals of the woke far left IngSocJus crowd and stands in the way of The Soopeeryah Fyootchah™. Tucker giving monologues on FOX NEWS/Youtube is literally preventing Bobbert from uploading his consciousness into Ghost in the Shell.

(as an aside, he shouldn't make fun of Tucker for going right wing cuz his stupid hippie mom abandoned him, he should be yelling into the aether/void @ Tucker's mom, "HEY! You should have stayed home and raised your kid, then he wouldn't have turned into, well.....whatever THIS is!" [insert pic of Tucker in a bowtie from his Crossfire days])

Bob doesn't care if America crumbles into dust and ceases to exist, as long as it brings about the Flying Cars, Intergenerational Space Colonization Rockets, and Moon Wheat.

Fast forward to when Aliens are confirmed (and sapient), and watch Bob's senpais and angels twist themselves in knots over "Neo-Colonization" (which of course will be "bad") of already-inhabited alien worlds. Bob's brain, uploaded to his robot body at last, would explode.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Personally I'm pretty sure he's right about this, because the infiltration of the gender insanity into children's products is horrifyingly advanced. Those are clearly the trans flag colors, and of course "trans kids" get something delicate and magical like the unicorn to represent them. Bob's issue isn't spotting this; his issue is he thinks it's an unabashedly good thing.

For my own part, I'm disgusted anyone would want stuff that color traveling through their children's digestive tracts, but then the Chipman spawn are on record as having the shittiest diet imaginable thanks to their trog parents.

Maybe so, but I feel that this is less a case of ”breakfast cereal made for troons” and more ”some wokist had a hand in making this and made it as LGBTBBQVHS-inclusive as he could”.

You two waffling like this reminded me of this:

There's no Jews in the bread, guys.

The company's obviously gone "more inclusive" and the unicorn one would've likely had the one blue mixed in "cos sometimes boys like Unicorns too".

That'd be it.

Its more funny Bob's got Blue = boys. Pink = girls so ingrained into his own psyche that he still sees the use of any colour as gendered. He's supposed to be progressive as all fuuuuuuuuuck but is still sticking to heteronormative colour schemes subconciously.

 

[King Dead]

Yes, Bob. Tucker is the traitor. You, however, the one who advocates for getting rid of the Constitution, teaching that the nation is inherently evil, and seeing it eventually disappear in a post-national world are the patriot.

Also, poor reading comprehension strikes again. Find the pro-Hitler statement there. It seems like he's saying that was a terrible consequence of Hitler cracking down on the Frankfurt School. If anything, it's anti-Hitler because that Austrian fuck forced that shit on us indirectly. In addition, it would be absolutely fair to classify CRT as Frankfurt-esque and Marxist because, as you mentioned, it's got its own versions of proletariat and bourgeoisie.

It's ridiculous how far these morons will go to avoid giving W's to their ideological enemies. As has been pointed out countless times already, if you're really going to say that you need to be against everything Hitler supported, then you'd better start hating dogs (I'm gonna need to steal "reductio ad Hitlerum," @Marshal Mannerheim). Bad people can support good things just as easily as good people can support bad things. It's almost like the world isn't entirely black-and-white! Incredible!

Plus, if you have to go to that much trouble dancing around definitions of all the bullshit that leftist schools of thought have generated over the past couple centuries in order to pull a "well aykshully" on people who don't want to live under a commie utopia, maybe you should just fucking admit that you're a commie and be done with it. I don't care if critical theory and critical race theory aren't exactly the same thing or came from exactly the same people. They're both garbage postmodernist ideologies that stem from the same roots and are awful for society, and I want nothing to do with any of that shit.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's ridiculous how far these morons will go to avoid giving W's to their ideological enemies. As has been pointed out countless times already, if you're really going to say that you need to be against everything Hitler supported, then you'd better start hating dogs (I'm gonna need to steal "reductio ad Hitlerum," @Marshal Mannerheim). Bad people can support good things just as easily as good people can support bad things. It's almost like the world isn't entirely black-and-white! Incredible!

Plus, if you have to go to that much trouble dancing around definitions of all the bullshit that leftist schools of thought have generated over the past couple centuries in order to pull a "well aykshully" on people who don't want to live under a commie utopia, maybe you should just fucking admit that you're a commie and be done with it. I don't care if critical theory and critical race theory aren't exactly the same thing or came from exactly the same people. They're both garbage postmodernist ideologies that stem from the same roots and are awful for society, and I want nothing to do with any of that shit.

Oh, were some to convince Bob to spread the notion that Vegetarianism is bad, because Hitler was a vegetarian....

 

[Meriasek]

Bob usually isn't against something in particular, but against the association of said something with someone bad. He made it clear that he doesn't mind oppressive systems and utmost cruelty against human beings, it just needed to be done by the right people against the correct targets.
But for example concentration camps are associated with bad people, so they have to be renounced and disavowed until the concept is rebooted under a different name. Effectively the same, but the name is clean of the bad association.
That's what it's all about, appearances. Bob made it clear that he has no moral qualms about hurting people. In fact, he made it kinda clear that cruelty towards deserving targets is his main priority. Doing something that doesn't benefit nor hurt good people, but hurts bad people? He'd be for it.
He loves concentration camps, just hates that the Nazis gave them a bad rep.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

The Veiled Prophet Ball is the KKK Ball:
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The "Elle" TeamImpossible mentions is actress Ellie Kemper, who is threatened with cancellation because she participated in the ball -- 22 years ago.
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This is a particularly retarded hot take from Bob. I had never heard of this event before reading about it here, but five minutes of research on the internet reveal that it is the debutante ball for St. Louis, MO, dates back to 1878, and has all this weird pageantry that is loosely based around some New Orleans Mardi Gras traditions.

So Bob says that it is Masonic, it is the KKK, and it is the GOP (or GQP as he is "so cleverly" going to call it forevermore). Masonic? Who knows? Who cares? Masonic is not a dirty word to people who don't subscribe to certain far out conspiracy theories. I have ancestors who were Masons. Most Americans of Protestant background whose family has been in the US for at least 100 years do as well (This includes you Bob, if you actually are a descendant of early settlers as you claim). KKK? Could be. It had its origins in one of the largest cities of a state that would have seceded during the Civil War if not for direct Federal intervention. Many early participants may have had ties to the real KKK. This does not work in favor of Blob's argument. GOP? I doubt it. To this day to get anywhere in St. Louis politics you have to be a Democrat. The only president who ever participated in this event was Harry Truman, a Missourian, but also a Democrat.

You can almost feel the seethe through the screen when Bob cries about Ellie Kemper growing up rich and privileged. That's right, Bob, she's hopelessly out of your league, stick to trannies.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I say we put Song of the South on there. Or something else colorful to red pill the kids.

The Chipmans like movies, right? Why not Birth of a Nation?

(I'm gonna need to steal "reductio ad Hitlerum," @Marshal Mannerheim).

Reductio ad Hitlerum is an actual logical fallacy: it is an attempt to discredit an opponent's view by claiming a similar view (if not the exact same view) was held by the Nazis. Our boy Bob, smoothbrain that he is, uses it quite a lot.

 

[Mola Ram]

Masonic? Who knows? Who cares? Masonic is not a dirty word to people who don't subscribe to certain far out conspiracy theories.

This is almost certainly an artifact of Bob's lapsed Catholic background. Catholics and Masons do not get along well at all. I doubt Bob gives a wet shit about the reasons for it (Catholics have been forbidden from joining the Masons by Papal decree since the 18th century), but he probably heard some nasty things about them filtered through whatever his family's politics are and lumped them together with The Obsolescents for whatever reason. That Bob's family is surely not connected enough ever to be invited into a lodge probably had a lot to do with it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Masonic is not a dirty word to people who don't subscribe to certain far out conspiracy theories.

Or (as @Mola Ram pointed out) Catholics, especially trads. There's a lot of stuff on traditionalist websites about Masonry within the Church, and being a Mason was grounds for excommunication under the 1917 Code of Canon Law, which quite a few trads still hold to.