Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[cypocryphy]

Those are likely Chris' friends and Blob just tags along, Blob likely has no friends of his own. I bet it's always been that way for the most part.

 

[Positron]

The W redeems himself by pointing his finger to "domestic terrorism" motivated by "anger, fear and resentment". Of course Robert the Smart sees through it all.

Do people born around 1980-90 in America think the same as Bobby? Nevertheless I hope Bobby would get over this angry phase like Lewis did.

Listen you evil Bible-thrumpers! History has given you enough time to join The Right Side! You richly deserve your anhiliation!


Once a ghoul, always a ghoul.


Even Bobby's regular toadkissers are shaking their heads:

When will TeamImpossible start calling Bobby "Nazi"? Place your bets!

Let's pretend 9/11 never happened and SMB3 is the best game ever.

9/12 is when America was galvanized and poured out their efforts to those afflicted by the tragedy, and resolved to protect the homeland against foreign invasion. It was the day when people realized open border is a receipt for disaster, and that globalization, perhaps even the Enlightenment project itself, is as much of wishful thinking as any of Bobby's Superior Future dreams.

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Bobby falls for fake news, again.



Indeed there simply cannot have been such a study. The population that take ivermectin on their own are heterogenous (old men, young men, healthy men, Bobby-like men); the dose they take, the dosage form, and the schedules are vastly different; and the duration between the time they start taking the drug (say May 2021?) and today is too short to observe any effect on fertility (male fertility indices, such as sperm count, fluctuate). The fact that such fake news are unquestioningly accepted and gleefully propagated speaks for the dire need to improve Scientific literacy in America (and I mean real Science, not "transwomen are women" ideological propaganda)




Yes. This is exactly how vaccination works, to PREVENT infection so that the pathogen cannot get a foothold even you are surrounded by the virus. But what we have now is a very, dare I say, postmodern type of vaccine that is quite helpless against infection and transmission.

Someone has come up with a financial conspiracy theory. Bobby continues to insist that the vaccine is "free":


Greenwald hits it where it hurts:




Bobby doesn't mind totalitarianism as long as people he hate get trampled and rolled over:

The Fedora must be the reverse of the magician's Top Hat. You can pull anything out of the Top Hat, and everything can fit inside a Fedora.

OK fess up! How many of you are sexually attracted to Bobby?

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Bobby comes up with the groundbreaking theory that Calvin is Hobbes.


And he learned Machiavellianism since pre-school, from Dr. Seuss, of all people.

What if the two stubbon Zax are Black or Injun? Would you build a road over where they live?

I don't want to die, so you must be my ally:

If people not dying are so important to people like Bobby, why we never see them advocate for cancer patients?
I don't know what is a "doxis". "Doxa" in Sociology means a set of unspoken rules and beliefs in a society, a subset of "culture".

Random political talk:

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I have no patience for this shit. You watch the 15 minute video and tell me whether it is worth getting mad about.



Comic-book bullshit. For full-size pictures go to his thread.








Consoom. Now that Chris-Chan has been incarcerated, Bobby becomes the de facto expert in children's toys among lolcows.




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I don't even know who that man is.


I have no fucking idea what he's trying to say.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've got to wonder if Bob ever says stuff like this around his family, because if this is what he says in public I can't even imagine what he's like in private.

I suddenly have the vivid image of Bob at his brothers place for thanksgiving, wearing his Mario blazer and slamming back his fifth hard lemonade before launching into a tirade about how the midwest are the reason they don't have interstellar flight and that the Union should have massacred every Confederate soldier and enslaved their families. The other guests look on in horror while Chris tries to tell them that he isn't that bad.

If the wedding pics are any indication, they'll just give him a phone to keep him from dishonoring the family name any further. He'll be given as little time as possible to interact with actual human beings.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Robert is, as we all well know, a retard. While it is not a perfect 1 to 1 comparision, just look at the Inuit/Eskimos of northern Canada and Alaska. Prior to the introduction of the western food supply, they parctisced largely subsitance harvesting of fish, reindeer, berries, and whales. Fat people in the way we commonly think of fat people, like the picture thry are referring to, or even just big boys like the guy who played the Mountain in GOT, didn't exist.

Tldr- you dont need to be fat to deal with the cold weather

 

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Elites gathering with elites. You may want to investigate these people.
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im a man and my vagina dried up looking at those intellectual powerhouse and phisical adonys over there

 

[Laughingjoke2]

BOBERT IF YOU SEE THIS EITHER GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND CREATE THAT FUTURE OR STFU YOU STUPID, HATEFUL, FAT BAG OF SHIT, & QUIT WHINING ABOUT LOSING SOMETHING YOU NEVER HAD OR EARNED.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I've got to wonder if Bob ever says stuff like this around his family, because if this is what he says in public I can't even imagine what he's like in private.

I suddenly have the vivid image of Bob at his brothers place for thanksgiving, wearing his Mario blazer and slamming back his fifth hard lemonade before launching into a tirade about how the midwest are the reason they don't have interstellar flight and that the Union should have massacred every Confederate soldier and enslaved their families. The other guests look on in horror while Chris tries to tell them that he isn't that bad.

Chris seems just as deranged as Bob, but somehow much more of a sad sack.

He probably sits there nodding and agreeing with his big brothers insightful observations while his wife tends to his disabled children.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Chris seems just as deranged as Bob, but somehow much more of a sad sack.

He probably sits there nodding and agreeing with his big brothers insightful observations while his wife tends to his disabled children.

Bob is the type of person that even other shitlibs don't wanna be around. He says all of the quiet parts out loud and he dose it in such a paste eating, low IQ type of manner.

 

[Positron]

Those are likely Chris' friends and Blob just tags along, Blob likely has no friends of his own. I bet it's always been that way for the most part.

More likely Chris tagged Bobby along, to impress his new friends with his "famous" big brother.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob says he “refuses to let the world go stagnant.” What exactly is he doing to change the direction of the universe — tweeting 25/8?

And it’s just like a low-status underachiever like Bob to be enraged that a fantasy future he did zero to contribute to has been “stolen” from him. If you’re 40 and still think the world owes you jack shit, odds are you’ll always be miserable. So he’s getting what he deserves.

Also, Chris cheated on his taxes to fund a home remodel but still refuses to clean his fucking house. The dust is so thick on that bottle and those vases that it’s visible from quite a distance. Year in and year out, their dining room is always overflowing with out of season holiday decorations, Target bins bursting with discarded toys, and empty beer bottles. His wife doesn’t work. They had several months of lockdown to pick up a dust cloth and throw out literal garbage. But the same trash that was in the dining room six years ago is still there, with more added to it. For people who are so concerned with germs and disease, they sure don’t live like it. Much elite, such thinker!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Anybody else here that used to unironically watch Bob's videos?

I watched them in the early 2010's, and enjoyed them. Even back then he still seemed like an egotistical, over-opinionated dick who I wouldn't want to know in real life, but at least he kept it in the realm of opinions about movies and video games.

It was when Trump+Twitter came along that Bob became too intolerable for me.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

"Taunted with a future" lol what a cringy dork. Back To The Future Part II was never going to be reality, you autistic slob.

Fuck. Where to begin? First, his repeated assertions that President Trump was directly responsible for the 700K COVID deaths is pure bunk. If anyone should be blamed it should be the CCP as they lied to the world repeated about the transmissibility of the virus and punished scientists who went against the narrative. But of course, Bob will never blame them because he she the People's Republic of China as that shining city on the hill held up by cheap concrete and LITERAL garbage. What's more you can link the theft of "his" future to the admission of China into the WTO, which they gamed to eviscerate the manufacturing bases of several western nations. This was also facilitated by conniving politicians and corporations who sought to personally profit from the cheap labor at the expense of the working and middle classes while tossing them into the meat grinders that were Afghanistan and Iraq . It was them who suffered the most from the 2008 financial meltdown (while the government handed the banks a bailout) and it is them who are taking the brunt of COVID-19's economic impact. It's not the brutes/bullies/idiots who are are destroying civilization, it's the greedy and craven politicians and their corporate overloads to manipulate the system for their benefit to the detriment of everyone else. Yet Bob throws his lot in with them due to his delusions of adequacy and intelligence.

I would hesitate to call Bob a destroyer, though. He is far too unintelligent to manipulate the system, but he is a consumer who doesn't contribute anything to society as a whole. The people who build are the people that start businesses and take risks, and repeated lockdowns by BLUE governors utterly decimated them and enriched people like Jeff Bezos. Intellectuals do not build either. They sit in their offices writing worthless papers on Critical (Race) Theory while leaching off the tax payer. All Bob does with his life is talk about pop culture, something I do for free on this very forum, and even though he makes around $4000 a month on Patreon he is not even worth that as a person.. He is a burden on society. I hate to invoke his beloved niece and nephew, but fuck it. They are destined to become burdens on society because he is doing his part to turn them into mindless little consumers along with his brother and sister-in-law.

In short, Bob is in no position to determine anyone else's worth.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Anybody else here that used to unironically watch Bob's videos?

I watched them in the early 2010's, and enjoyed them. Even back then he still seemed like an egotistical, over-opinionated dick who I wouldn't want to know in real life, but at least he kept it in the realm of opinions about movies and video games.

It was when Trump+Twitter came along that Bob became too intolerable for me.

No. I always thought he was an asshole with shitty opinions. The skits kept me even further away.

Liking Other M should be the one crime that gets you sent to a reeducation camp. A clear sign of mental abnormality.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bobby comes up with the groundbreaking theory that Calvin is Hobbes.

Er'go.

Er'go.

Robert you bloody imbecile, you finally figured out what the apostrophe key does and you stuck it in the middle of a word that doesn't need one. Couldn't possibly need one. There's no "go" possessives, nothing it could be a shortening of, there's no similar constructions that you could be confusing it for. Even a person, the type who definately uses ATM Machine's, attempting to make themselves sound smarter with "ergo" would never even think to stick an apostrophe there because nothing down to their most basic pattern-matching lizard brain would say "Hold up, something's missing!"

Your brain is broken, Bob. I'm not saying you're stupid, that is obvious, I am saying that somewhere in the eternal night between your ears there is something that is regularly and consistently crossing synaptic gaps that should never be crossed. If this were your beloved Marvel universe it'd be some force beginning to manifest the link to you new mind powers but out here it's just yet another sign you're just a large useless half-rotten leaf on the tree of life.

(I apologize but I get unreasonably MATI at Bob's writing. To use a line from a Youtube parody "English is a lovely language, why do you have to sully it so?")

 

[link1234]

Anybody else here that used to unironically watch Bob's videos?

I watched them in the early 2010's, and enjoyed them. Even back then he still seemed like an egotistical, over-opinionated dick who I wouldn't want to know in real life, but at least he kept it in the realm of opinions about movies and video games.

It was when Trump+Twitter came along that Bob became too intolerable for me.

I used to think he was alright. I used to like him because we had similar taste in games and movies. I am also quite a bit younger than him so I think we might have been close to the same emotional maturity at the time. Even back then I felt he would get obsessive about a few things and go out of his way to hate something because he assumed his bullies liked for example the Halo video games. I always felt he hated Halo because the dudebros who thought Mario was "gay" were fans of those games so of course that means those games suck. I would remember morons like that when I was in school but now that I am older I hardly see anyone care if you played Mario or whatever.

Trump was a big part of his current madness but I think Anita Sarkeesian was the first start of him going in his downward spiral. I did not mind him having a different view on her than I did, but his absolute refusal to acknowledge any criticism of her claims and claiming everyone who did not like her hates women was what started me to realize that he is an asshole.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Anybody else here that used to unironically watch Bob's videos?

I watched them in the early 2010's, and enjoyed them. Even back then he still seemed like an egotistical, over-opinionated dick who I wouldn't want to know in real life, but at least he kept it in the realm of opinions about movies and video games.

It was when Trump+Twitter came along that Bob became too intolerable for me.

I would find him somewhat tolerable even as his biases were showing in his videos.

But then came Gamergate, getting fired from it, diagnosed with diabetes, and Trump that send him over the top.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I used to think he was alright. I used to like him because we had similar taste in games and movies. I am also quite a bit younger than him so I think we might have been close to the same emotional maturity at the time. Even back then I felt he would get obsessive about a few things and go out of his way to hate something because he assumed his bullies liked for example the Halo video games. I always felt he hated Halo because the dudebros who thought Mario was "gay" were fans of those games so of course that means those games suck. I would remember morons like that when I was in school but now that I am older I hardly see anyone care if you played Mario or whatever.

Trump was a big part of his current madness but I think Anita Sarkeesian was the first start of him going in his downward spiral. I did not mind him having a different view on her than I did, but his absolute refusal to acknowledge any criticism of her claims and claiming everyone who did not like her hates women was what started me to realize that he is an asshole.

Bob discovering Anita Sarkeesian and hooking up with the SJWs was like having that one socially awkward but generally cool nerd in your friend group hook up with a dangerhair then just become a mouthpiece for her politics from then on. To the point where you have to ban him from all of your activities because he's so insufferable. It's even worse than that, because Bob is simping for a woman who will never have sex with him. He betrayed his audience/parasocial online fandom for a coochie he will never get to touch.

 

[blablabla]

Anybody else here that used to unironically watch Bob's videos?

I watched them in the early 2010's, and enjoyed them. Even back then he still seemed like an egotistical, over-opinionated dick who I wouldn't want to know in real life, but at least he kept it in the realm of opinions about movies and video games.

It was when Trump+Twitter came along that Bob became too intolerable for me.

i have watched 5 minutes of bob on my life
1.- i didnt know that his gimmick was retarded yahtzee
2.- he missed the point on the producers that legit i tought I was the retard.

his shitty videos are sub human trash but they are the least of this piece of shit ptoblems

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Anybody else here that used to unironically watch Bob's videos?

I watched them in the early 2010's, and enjoyed them. Even back then he still seemed like an egotistical, over-opinionated dick who I wouldn't want to know in real life, but at least he kept it in the realm of opinions about movies and video games.

It was when Trump+Twitter came along that Bob became too intolerable for me.

To be fair, I watched one or two of the early ones on Screw Attack. What stood out to me was when he was talking about game design how it was all brown and uninteresting. Then a few years later when I saw one of his videos, I was wondering, "Is everyone doing stupid skits like Linkara these days?". I had to stop. Then Gamergate kicked in and he lost his mind.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

To be fair, I watched one or two of the early ones on Screw Attack. What stood out to me was when he was talking about game design how it was all brown and uninteresting. Then a few years later when I saw one of his videos, I was wondering, "Is everyone doing stupid skits like Linkara these days?". I had to stop. Then Gamergate kicked in and he lost his mind.

Yeah, Bob's skits and storylines were so painful.

I remember he would accuse people who complained about them of being against fun. No, we just thinks it's embarrassing to see fat fucks running around pretending to be ninjas in the forest.

One of the things I love about Civvie 11 is how he recognized that reviewers that had skits and storylines tended to use them to exercise a geek power fantasy. In contrast, Civvie set out to make his character the least empowered character he could come up with.