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I interrupt your scheduled seething session about...D&D to announce that someone has broken their programming and is complaining on how long it takes to process an ban appeal.
Tanka is not amused.
Tanka is not amused.
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Poor wmarshal is about to visit the cornfield via Tanka.I interrupt your scheduled seething session about...D&D to announce that someone has broken their programming and is complaining on how long it takes to process an ban appeal.
Tanka is not amused.
Remember how both the Nazis and the Russians were " dealing" with anyone who criticized their ideology?LOL "Press conferencing"? I could watch these people getting torn limb from limb by grizzly bears and I would sleep like a baby. They really are the worst people in the world. Ever.
If you have a copy of the rules handy, go to the Personality and Background section and take a look at which one you've got. I know of at least these two that have weird gender nonsense:
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Okay, yeah. I've still got my Player's Handbook from the very first printing of 5e. I didn't realize that they'd slipped that in there.Jesus Christ. Why the FUCK is that in a game they're trying to simultaneously bowdlerize for kids? Unless they're grooming them, that is.
And I just checked my PDF. Thankfully, mine has the first image excerpt with no mention of hermaphrodites (what the fuck). But still, fuck me, I definitely don't remember seeing THAT in BECMI or AD&D2E. Even 3E didn't have this shit.
I love how they continually invent new infractions that make it very easy to break a rule without realizing that you're breaking a rule. See also: Holdoing.I interrupt your scheduled seething session about...D&D to announce that someone has broken their programming and is complaining on how long it takes to process an ban appeal.
Tanka is not amused.
What's really frustrating is that the reason for asking in the Trouble Tickets subforum is because there was no answer when appealing. Leave a fucking channel open, jannies.I love how they continually invent new infractions that make it very easy to break a rule without realizing that you're breaking a rule. See also: Holdoing.
But that would hold them accountable for their actions!What's really frustrating is that the reason for asking in the Trouble Tickets subforum is because there was no answer when appealing. Leave a fucking channel open, jannies.
So yeah, original link in quote, but I'll leave a screencap below (and an archive link that someone already made) if for some reason Tanka or another jannie decides to erase evidence (highly unlikely, though, as they probably schlick themselves to a "job well done"):I interrupt your scheduled seething session about...D&D to announce that someone has broken their programming and is complaining on how long it takes to process an ban appeal.
Tanka is not amused.
Well I guess now "Gender is aAnd adding new sections. There are at least 2 reprints of the 5e core book, and the 2nd edition says some Elven women have penises. Specifically it says Elves have a third gender of "hermaphrodites."
When you're just making shit up as you go, ambiguity and opacity are desirable. It's like corporate HR: the rules are to get other people in trouble.What's really frustrating is that the reason for asking in the Trouble Tickets subforum is because there was no answer when appealing. Leave a fucking channel open, jannies.
This may be the shittiest shitmod on the shittiest site on the Internet. With RetardEra out there, Tanka has truly accomplished something to be more vile and disgusting and shitty and smug than any other mod on the Internet. Honestly I would curbstomp this dude American History X style given the opportunity.So yeah, original link in quote, but I'll leave a screencap below (and an archive link that someone already made) if for some reason Tanka or another jannie decides to erase evidence (highly unlikely, though, as they probably schlick themselves to a "job well done"):
It was, at least currently. The Wokescolds aren't burning books and putting out sermons to parents to make sure and confiscate little Johnny's monster manual yet. You didn't risk being called a wierdo, you got risked being called a Satan worshipper and faced actual disciplinary action if you were a minor.
Also, the same people that propagated the Satanic Panic didn't go away. If anything, they got richer and thanks to the internet have an even wider audience.
Will they get to that point? Wouldn't shock me, but they haven't.
Again, you didn't get to meet the full both barrels effect when evangelicals get their hands on something they think is demonic. They didn't change names, they confiscated the material and threw it into a fire. Cringe lore changes is still not worse than that.The "worst" thing to come out of the Satanic Panic was that AD&D got a bit bowldlerized. Oh no, heavens me, they changed the names of demons and devils. Official RAW battle wheelchairs and friendly Mindflayers is worse. The way the game social culture has changed so that not nodding and clapping for woke crap gets you the stink eye is worse.
Did you live through it? Did you get to attend your family's church burning your "occult paraphenalia" on pallet fires? Someone wasn't alive when Pat Robertson, a televangelist, almost got the presidency. Hell, Trump had televangelists in his goddamned cabinet. The fundies are always in places of power, even if it's more fragmented (THANK THE GODS).People made a big deal about fundies but they never had the kind of institutional power that these insane weirdos do.
So is Witchcraft. Which is what we greybeards got accused of being into. Hell, we STILL get accused of it since the fundies never went away.Conformity with gender bullshit is, in some countries, enforced by penalty of law and it's worldwide.
Yes, but on account of wanting to fucking erase history and options, not on account of making Illithids friendly.But to be honest, the woke are worse.
Okay, I was going to be sympathetic while telling you that, while your experience was obviously terrible if true, it was not the norm. I didn't know anyone who had shit burned or confiscated. I don't know anyone who knew anyone. From the sounds of it, most of the folks here are similar. The Satanic Panic was no fun, no bueno. But it was not a nationwide, orchestrated book burning with pyres 20 feet high.Again, you didn't get to meet the full both barrels effect when evangelicals get their hands on something they think is demonic. They didn't change names, they confiscated the material and threw it into a fire. Cringe lore changes is still not worse than that.
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What is worse than that, is wokescolds seeking to work to start pressuring websites to stop selling previous editions and older games. That's where my opinion is starting to take a sharp turn on which side I consider worse. I can live with retarded lore changes, they can be ignored and my table will play the game we want to play. I will not abide erasing options, however.
Did you live through it? Did you get to attend your family's church burning your "occult paraphenalia" on pallet fires? Someone wasn't alive when Pat Robertson, a televangelist, almost got the presidency. Hell, Trump had televangelists in his goddamned cabinet. The fundies are always in places of power, even if it's more fragmented (THANK THE GODS).
So is Witchcraft. Which is what we greybeards got accused of being into. Hell, we STILL get accused of it since the fundies never went away.
Yes, but on account of wanting to fucking erase history and options, not on account of making Illithids friendly.
Calm down sparky, I got all the fedora shit out of my system in college. Yes, I'm an atheist, but one that realizes that while systems can be shit, human beings are individuals and take to them in different ways and acting like TJ Kirk and his ilk doesn't help a damn thing. That doesn't mean, however, that I'm under the cheery fantasy that the fundies went away. Hell, the fact that Jim Bakker, the poster child for fallen televangelist hypocrisy, still has a nationwide show and is richer than you and I will ever be is proof enough of that.Okay, I was going to be sympathetic while telling you that, while your experience was obviously terrible if true, it was not the norm. I didn't know anyone who had shit burned or confiscated. I don't know anyone who knew anyone. From the sounds of it, most of the folks here are similar. The Satanic Panic was no fun, no bueno. But it was not a nationwide, orchestrated book burning with pyres 20 feet high.
Then you start talking about Pat Robertson almost becoming president when he actually had to bow out before the Republican primaries were even over in '88? To be clear I don't blame you entirely. But I do curse your parents for turning out yet another potentially insufferable atheist into the world with heavy handed religion.
This is more me sharing my personal experience and I agree with you in the main but In his defense, I had a similar experience. I had stuff confiscated and disappeared because I had a mother who never met a moral panic that she didn't dive into headfirst. She remains an anti-vaxxer of the "it will give my kid autism and peanut allergies" variety to this day. She wasn't a fundie but she did believe everything that she saw on the news in the way that only pre-internet moms could. And so, I learned how to be subtle about it. I didn't pick up D&D books (Though I did play it outside of the house at a local game store on saturdays) until I was eighteen and even then, I snuck it into the house, shoved it into a shadowy corner and then made damn sure that I had it on my lap when I was reading it so that she couldn't see the cover because she really wasn't a fan of knocking before entering the room. In the meantime, I played Sci-Fi RPGs. I'm kind of unique in that I cut my teeth on Mechwarrior and Cyberpunk 2020 rather than Faerun. That was how pervasive that shit was back in the day.Okay, I was going to be sympathetic while telling you that, while your experience was obviously terrible if true, it was not the norm. I didn't know anyone who had shit burned or confiscated. I don't know anyone who knew anyone. From the sounds of it, most of the folks here are similar. The Satanic Panic was no fun, no bueno. But it was not a nationwide, orchestrated book burning with pyres 20 feet high.
Then you start talking about Pat Robertson almost becoming president when he actually had to bow out before the Republican primaries were even over in '88? To be clear I don't blame you entirely. But I do curse your parents for turning out yet another potentially insufferable atheist into the world with heavy handed religion.
You're right about keeping this thread on topic, but I'll just offer that D&D is the battleground in the roleplaying sphere right now.I interrupt your scheduled seething session about...D&D to announce that someone has broken their programming and is complaining on how long it takes to process an ban appeal.
Tanka is not amused.
The last paragraph in that shows that it's a suicide post since they're deliberately calling out that mods use prior bans, justified or not, as grounds to enhance their tyranny as well as the appeals process being a joke. Not that they need to but mentioning it is really hammering in calling out the assholes. Granted I also suspect that their removed points about a specific admin were probably rather on the nose.So yeah, original link in quote, but I'll leave a screencap below (and an archive link that someone already made) if for some reason Tanka or another jannie decides to erase evidence (highly unlikely, though, as they probably schlick themselves to a "job well done"):
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