Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

Cato said:
It's usually a relatively safe bet lolcows who show up and post will make such threats, but in this guy's case, he's already tried to tenaciously pursue a frivolous lawsuit when 50 lawyers refused to help him and the Internet widely mocked him and told him he had no case.

It's basically a guarantee that @Null will be posting some fun stuff from this guy in the "Take that off the god damn Internet!" section at some point, and I'd wager probably not long from now.
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The Anchuent Prophecy was fullfilled.

As it was written, so it shall be.
 
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Top 1% of SAT score but he needs to check a dictionary for the word "stubborn"
 
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I really love Skylar. He doesn't produce enough milk to be one of the greats, but when he does it is grade A cream. He tries to use the catechism of the catholic church to argue with people who aren't catholic, like because he can cite a source written by a fellow loon his stupid position is true. He tries to use a retarded grading system to prove his arguments aren't bullshit. Then he tries to legally threaten fucking Null.

Skylar, buddy, if you're reading this, start producing content full time. If you posted as much as OPL you would easily beat him on Patreon.
 
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Cato said:
Apparently he simultaneously is concerned with our well-being but doesn't care if we wallow in our own sadness.
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I think that one of his biggest problems in life is that he can't just cut his losses and move on.

Like, he could have just stopped making the posters, done his last semester and moved on, hell, maybe even start properly protesting his cause as an actual Bachelor holder, maybe then he wouldn't have landed here in the 1st place.

Or at a later point, he could've just stopped being exceptional on the internet (or at least be exceptional with different accounts), and cut his losses there.

Instead he got on the radar of one of the most elite hackers in the world and got his shit completely fucked up.

Amusingly enough, even after all that, he still refuses to call it quits in a battle only he can stand to lose.

The whole thing is just amazing! :story:
 
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Cato said:
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Never ceases to amaze me how these idiots hate the fact we monitor and laugh at them, yet all they need to do is stop being idiots and we stop paying attention.

Skylar more than most, because after the SMS dump he pretty much vanished and I for one was sure he'd learned his lesson. Silly me, it seems, because he's back for round 2.

neural said:
I think that one of his biggest problems in life is that he can't just cut his losses and move on.

Like, he could have just stopped making the posters, done his last semester and moved on, hell, maybe even start properly protesting his cause as an actual Bachelor holder, maybe then he wouldn't have landed here in the 1st place.

Or at a later point, he could've just stopped being exceptional on the internet (or at least be exceptional with different accounts), and cut his losses there.

Instead he got on the radar of one of the most elite hackers in the world and got his shit completely fucked up.

Amusingly enough, even after all that, he still refuses to call it quits in a battle only he can stand to lose.

The whole thing is just amazing! :story:
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The fact this dipshit is an Eagle Scout is insulting, to put it mildly. He doesn't uphold much of the Scout Law:

Trustworthy - HA! AS IF!
Loyal - outside of his dedication to religion, nope.
Helpful - hardly
Friendly - anything but
Courteous - ditto
Kind - he wants gay people to die because religion says so...so no
Obedient - only to his parents, nobody else
Cheerful - unlikely
Thrifty - given that rustbucket with the worst server rack shelves ever (made of wood! no heatsinks!)? Probably to a fault.
Brave - Foolhardy is more appropriate, since he won't come face us on the farms like before
Clean - Assuming he bathes, yes
Reverent - I think this is the only part of the law Skylar remembers.
 
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Angry New Ager said:
His going full REEEtard and getting kicked out in his final semester will never cease to amuse me. I mean, holy shit--that's just golden. Even Iconoclast/Jonathan Sweet managed to graduate before getting fired from the student paper for plagiarism, and he's one of the most epic losers I've seen here.
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Over a fucking poster. All he had to do was just keep his shit together and forget about the poster.
 
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Skeealator said:
Over a fucking poster. All he had to do was just keep his shit together and forget about the poster.
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He is absolutely terrified that other people might not agree with him, which is madness, because he's right and he can't be wrong, because that would mean mommy wasn't perfect. I am getting some uncomfortable vibes from his relationship with his mother, but until further evidence presents itself, that's all they are, vibes.
 
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