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Son, you're lucky we use you for entertainment rather than profit. As the Bear showed you, a proper bandit would find you an easy mark.
You haven't learned anything, have you.
Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart
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You haven't learned anything, have you.
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We do it for free, though. You paid thousands of dollars and years of your time, all completely flushed down the toilet.
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Also, we're intentionally funny. You and your mom are whiny, entitled idiots, to be laughed at and not with.
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Ever notice how Fancy Bear stopped posting how they hacked me after I went and changed my passwords? All they actually had was a password dump from somewhere, and a totally unnecessary and exaggerated Russian "accent". Even if they're actually pros, nobody is going to burn a 0day on some random Internet person. There are easier targets with much higher rewards out there. The closest anyone's come to bringing my system down is when someone (likely from this site) DDoS'd me. They weren't very good at it though, and gave up after I made some adjustments to my Apache config. They didn't even change the user agent string of their hacking tool, so I was able to block it at the firewall and watch them use downforeveryoneorjustme to try and figure out why the site stopped working for them. Besides that, I get dozens of login attempts every day from random Chinese bots and God knows what else. They all fail because I'm not a terrible sysadmin.
I hate to break it to you, but many people find you extremely unfunny and call this website a hate group full of dark edgy school shooter wannabes.
FYI people laugh at you, not with you.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, try not to disappoint your families too much this year. See you all in another 11 months when someone bumps the thread again for attention.
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All this effort, when you can just save us some time by screaming, "I'M NOT MAD! I'M NOT OWNED! IT IS YOU WHO IS MAD!"
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We're aware of that and we find those people terribly funny.
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Because that was what he was trying to get you to do.
The more you demean Fancy Bear's work, the more you prove that it's easy to pwn you. I realize you're a butthurt little boy whose incompetence got exposed, but it's not smart to advertise your weaknesses like that. (Then again, you are Helena's most prominent closeted gay man.)
Yes, there are people who whine about this site, including those whose BS is exposed here. But everyone who knows of you laughs at you. I don't think you have one supporter of note, or ever will.
You have now joined the legions of trannies, perverts, con artists, and other filth whom we amuse ourselves by observing.
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even Chris Chan knows better than to post on here and poke the bear.
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Motherfucker, are you really squatting a subreddit made up here just so you can extort money?
That's not very Christ-like of you.
Also, if you could refrain from quadruple-posting while you're getting corncobbed, that'd be great.
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Some cows are frustrating to watch, because their terrible behaviour never seems to catch up with them. It took years for Yaniv to get the smackdown he richly deserved, Onision's pedo empire has still not quite collapsed yet after a decade and Russell Greer remains God's Favourite Idiot, seemingly immune to the consequences of his actions via some sort of divine pity.
Skylar though, Skylar is great. Every stupid thing he does catches up with him and fucks him in the ass almost immediately, sometimes within days. And what's even better is that he never learns, he just comes back for more Karmic punishment over and over again. It's beautiful.
Shine on you spergy diamond.
Skylar though, Skylar is great. Every stupid thing he does catches up with him and fucks him in the ass almost immediately, sometimes within days. And what's even better is that he never learns, he just comes back for more Karmic punishment over and over again. It's beautiful.
Shine on you spergy diamond.
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Lol, the kid really did it. Let me hit the bong again and I'll come up with more names, I've already thought of one that's still open.
PriorInsect seems a little autistically obsessed with Sky-Guy, but I'll give them credit for nabbing r/popcornfordinner.
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Hmm.... gets fucked in the ass and comes back for more. Sounds super gay to me.
As a gay man, I officially declare @Skylar Ittner a homosexual. Your toaster and first dildo will arrive in the mail within 4-6 weeks.
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Sounds to me like this kid is begging for another visit by the Bear.
Maybe he secretly likes it?
Maybe he secretly likes it?
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He's not here for the hunting, is he?
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Well it's pretty obvious he is a self hating gay.
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What a fun saga this was. Seeing it getting bumped brings back good memories.
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I get that you're exceptional, but why do you always make it so easy for people to realize that?
Also, you can't fix shit. Your code is worse than the spaghetti mess that Bethesda comes up with and your knowledge of hardware is practically non-existent. You try your hardest to come off as being a genius, but all you are is just another pants shitting exceptional person.
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Skylar mocking @Fancy Bear? I mean it is up to the bear, but it seems like a idiot move.
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Skylar is a twink looking for a papa bear to put him in his place, which is on his knees, praising Godbear.
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He is so depraved of attention, that he comes here for it the moment his thread gets bumped. Sad.