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Which is why I setup a Google alert for several keywords related to all of this. Most of the time you are all being idiots pretending you know shit, but sometimes there's an actual threat, which I can fix while they're busy bragging about finding it. Either way it's a win for me.
Son, you're lucky we use you for entertainment rather than profit. As the Bear showed you, a proper bandit would find you an easy mark.

You haven't learned anything, have you.
 
Son, you're lucky we use you for entertainment rather than profit. As the Bear showed you, a proper bandit would find you an easy mark.

You haven't learned anything, have you.

Ever notice how Fancy Bear stopped posting how they hacked me after I went and changed my passwords? All they actually had was a password dump from somewhere, and a totally unnecessary and exaggerated Russian "accent". Even if they're actually pros, nobody is going to burn a 0day on some random Internet person. There are easier targets with much higher rewards out there. The closest anyone's come to bringing my system down is when someone (likely from this site) DDoS'd me. They weren't very good at it though, and gave up after I made some adjustments to my Apache config. They didn't even change the user agent string of their hacking tool, so I was able to block it at the firewall and watch them use downforeveryoneorjustme to try and figure out why the site stopped working for them. Besides that, I get dozens of login attempts every day from random Chinese bots and God knows what else. They all fail because I'm not a terrible sysadmin.

Also, we're intentionally funny.

I hate to break it to you, but many people find you extremely unfunny and call this website a hate group full of dark edgy school shooter wannabes.

Also, we're intentionally funny.

FYI people laugh at you, not with you.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, try not to disappoint your families too much this year. See you all in another 11 months when someone bumps the thread again for attention.
 
Ever notice how Fancy Bear stopped posting how they hacked me after I went and changed my passwords?
Because that was what he was trying to get you to do.

The more you demean Fancy Bear's work, the more you prove that it's easy to pwn you. I realize you're a butthurt little boy whose incompetence got exposed, but it's not smart to advertise your weaknesses like that. (Then again, you are Helena's most prominent closeted gay man.)

Yes, there are people who whine about this site, including those whose BS is exposed here. But everyone who knows of you laughs at you. I don't think you have one supporter of note, or ever will.

You have now joined the legions of trannies, perverts, con artists, and other filth whom we amuse ourselves by observing.
 
Some cows are frustrating to watch, because their terrible behaviour never seems to catch up with them. It took years for Yaniv to get the smackdown he richly deserved, Onision's pedo empire has still not quite collapsed yet after a decade and Russell Greer remains God's Favourite Idiot, seemingly immune to the consequences of his actions via some sort of divine pity.

Skylar though, Skylar is great. Every stupid thing he does catches up with him and fucks him in the ass almost immediately, sometimes within days. And what's even better is that he never learns, he just comes back for more Karmic punishment over and over again. It's beautiful.

Shine on you spergy diamond.
 
Motherfucker, are you really squatting a subreddit made up here just so you can extort money?

That's not very Christ-like of you.

Also, if you could refrain from quadruple-posting while you're getting corncobbed, that'd be great.
Lol, the kid really did it. Let me hit the bong again and I'll come up with more names, I've already thought of one that's still open.

PriorInsect seems a little autistically obsessed with Sky-Guy, but I'll give them credit for nabbing r/popcornfordinner.
 
Skylar though, Skylar is great. Every stupid thing he does catches up with him and fucks him in the ass almost immediately, sometimes within days. And what's even better is that he never learns, he just comes back for more Karmic punishment over and over again. It's beautiful.

Hmm.... gets fucked in the ass and comes back for more. Sounds super gay to me.

As a gay man, I officially declare @Skylar Ittner a homosexual. Your toaster and first dildo will arrive in the mail within 4-6 weeks.
 
Which is why I setup a Google alert for several keywords related to all of this. Most of the time you are all being idiots pretending you know shit, but sometimes there's an actual threat, which I can fix while they're busy bragging about finding it. Either way it's a win for me.



This entire website in a nutshell.
I get that you're exceptional, but why do you always make it so easy for people to realize that?

Also, you can't fix shit. Your code is worse than the spaghetti mess that Bethesda comes up with and your knowledge of hardware is practically non-existent. You try your hardest to come off as being a genius, but all you are is just another pants shitting exceptional person.
 
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