The First Annual Bufords Kiwi Awards - Let's celebrate our fellow Farmers.

[BrokeBackPhil]

Best Rewritten OP
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu

Best researcher
@MNPublicRecords

Best Lolcow Fanwork
@All becomes gunt

Honorable mentions:
@Balldo's Gate for his exposé of metokur masochist a degenerate kino casino paypig
@Third World Aristocrat for the rekeita clips videos like this masterpiece:

 

[Temperance]

Best New OP: 764 / "com" by @Relinquish

• Side-note: For anyone interested in the broader topic of Internet groomers/sociopaths, I highly recommend reading the Gen Z "Ironic" Degeneracy thread, which includes more links to related threads. @Sprate Header, @Relinquish, @Markass the Worst, and others did a great job last year researching & exposing these freaks.

Best Rewritten OP: Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best Researcher: @Larry David's Opera Cape
Best Lolcow Fanwork: @Shush, "A Future Rekieta Stream"

 

[Asian tech support]

Best new OP: 764 by @Relinquish
Best rewritten OP: Chris Tyson by @TheThreadIsDead578
Best researcher: @notorietus
Best lolcow fanwork: @NaggotFigger

 

[Just A Rat]

Gotta drop a Best Researcher vote for @KateFarmsShill

 

[Winsome Whimsical Waif]

Buford Ballot:​

Best New OP: Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome by @Markass the Worst
Best Rewritten OP: Dax Herrera by @AltisticRight
Best Researcher: @notorietus
Best Lolcow Fanwork: "The Nullie Incident" by @Bruno Powroznik

Personal Honorable Mentions:​

(Some other fanworks made by my fellow kiwis that I enjoyed immensely):

Sir Balldolot and the Kiwinavian Prudes by @Sharpeteer

BALLDO ELYSIUM: COKE STREAM by @Finger Pistols

Stereogram Balldo by @Gorton Colu

Spoiler: Nick's Talisman

Also I can't find it for the life of me in the avalanche of autism that is the Nick Rekieta thread, but someone made a very entertaining video about grieving over not seeing the bodycam footage that was a spoof of 80s/90s infomercials/internal company training videos.

 

[Folk Hero]

Best Rewritten OP - Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best Researcher - @Kate Farms Shill
Best Lolcow Fanwork - @Shush, "A Future Rekieta Stream" (but also, honourable mention to @Sharpeteer for Sir Balldolot)

 

[SCV]

Best Lolcow Fanwork: "A Future Rekieta Stream"

 

[gagabobo1997]

I was unfortunately banned when this was posted so I didn't get to see it until now but I'd like to say that I'm deeply honored to have been nominated for best new thread and extend a huge thanks to everyone that votes for me. I hope to provide many more contributions to the website in 2025! Amazing job from all the other nominees, too.

Also vote for my nigga @Relinquish

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

mmmm guys i do not know who to vote

 

[East_Clintwood]

Best New OP
- Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome, by @Markass the Worst

Best Rewritten OP
- Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

Best Researcher
- @Kees H

Best Lolcow Fanwork
- @Avenue, The Keno Kasino Gamba Bot

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Best New OP

• Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome, by @Markass the Worst

Best Rewritten OP

• Dax Herrera by @AltisticRight

Best Researcher

• @MNPublicRecords

Best Lolcow Fanwork

• @IamnottheNSA, "Dr. Matthew C. Harris Audiobook"

 

[Pedophobe]

Markass the Worst for Best New OP
MNPublicRecords for Best Researcher
Shush for Best Lolcow Fanwork
Himedall All-seeing Waifu for Best Rewritten OP

Yeah it's a very Rackets oriented slate, that's just what I like. Congratulations to all nominees, you're doing great work.

 

[stupid frog]

Best Researcher: @MNPublicRecords

 

[Battery Low]

Best Researcher- KateFarmsShill

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

All votes have been counted, vote totals and winners have been added to the OP. Thanks to @Mutley for counting and thanks to everyone who voted and contributed!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

All votes have been counted, vote totals and winners have been added to the OP. Thanks to @Mutley for counting and thanks to everyone who voted and contributed!

Shouldn't the poll be closed then?

 

[Blade of Grass]

Holy smokes! In a miraculous turn of events, 91 more people came to the thread and voted in the unclosed poll, and since the "Best Overall Contributor" hasn't been explicitly named, it seems @Osama Bin Laden is the final victor! Congratulations!

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Shouldn't the poll be closed then?

It shouls but I can't close it when I edit the thread

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It shouls but I can't close it when I edit the thread

Done. It will close in an hour

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Holy smokes! In a miraculous turn of events, 91 more people came to the thread and voted in the unclosed poll, and since the "Best Overall Contributor" hasn't been explicitly named, it seems @Osama Bin Laden is the final victor! Congratulations!

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lol what the fuck? i was willing to accept useful as the winner but this is fine

HEIL KIWIFARMS


I see im still second, fuck this game dood. im gonna go fuck a dood man. fucking evil eddie flipped the fucking switch man