Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Fapcop said:
Dang it!

Why did we have to get featured??

This was such a chill little thread, where everybody knew the regular posters.

Now? It feels like your favorite little, local cafe got featured in some ungodly hipster magazine, and it’s so crowded by tourists and faggots snapping selfies that you have to wait forever for your espresso.
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On one hand? I can agree. The degree of chill and "knowing your fellow posters" to a degree was nice. However? More eyes on the little pink Doods? Means more potential for creativity expressed in wonderfully deranged ways.

Things will settle down, and those who remain invested will remain.
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Also, Any Kiwi speak russian?
I know the first bit is Pooner, but my Russian/Cyrillic is a little rusty

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i don't know how I've never seen these before but I am glad. Nothing on the farms except maybe the thought of Chris & Barb ACTUALLY doing it has come this close to making me feel like puking.

Holy shit. What an esoteric phenomonon pooners are.
 
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Sneed Chuckson said:
Is it possible to get rotdogs removed? I know the details of the MTF surgery but I'm fuzzy on the FTM. Is there anything left under there? Could it be corrected?
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It is basically only hanging from that top part of skin on the mons pubis area so yes it can be removed and if you were stupid enough to get your urethra moved up there (which requires them taking a skin graft from your cheek) then it would need to be put back or you would need a permanent catheter or something, which is a thing by the way!

There's something else called a clit burial that you can undo as well, that is hoping that you didn't cut it off which to my knowledge most women don't..... Also another fun fact is usually they only have sensation around the base of the rotdog because the nerves just die. So them being able to tug on it and feel clitoral stimulation is often the only thing they get. If you look at one it is often very white or very white colored because it has very poor circulation as they have to take a small bit of blood supply from the arm. This also causes one's hand to swell and often lose fine motor control as well as muscle strength!!! You can't undo that!

You can also get the labia ball implants removed. Yes you heard me correctly.

There's something else that you can't undo which is getting an entire hysterectomy and removing your vagina.

Also you will always have that degloved arm and skin graft from your thigh which honestly to me is way more horrifying than a rot dog.
 
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Meiwaku said:
If you look at one it is often very white or very white colored because it has very poor circulation
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the pics i've seen of rotdogs reminded me of freshly exhumed corpses on an the autopsy table, with the pale color and stitches
the pics of mtf axe wounds on the other hand look more like an autopsy in progress, with blood and gore everywhere
 
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Zezima said:
I suppose it's not surprising that it took a while for the female variant of the tranny to pop up.

I knew an old friend who's trying to do that whole ftm crap and I'm like, "You know, that's not how men act, they don't dress faggy nor do the stuff you're doing, I'm not sure where you're getting this false perspective from." she sperged out and I basically said, "you're better off being a tomboy then whatever this new trend is." and as usual, she got mad and blocked me. Been 4 years now, she probably hanged herself realizing nobody would want her after losing her assets. Oh well, life goes on.

Just some interesting insight I suppose.
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She'll probably memory hole that exchange in her eventual come-to-Jesus detrans phase, where "nO OnE wArNEd mEEEE!!!!"
 
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Too bad about this one - she'd be a super-cute baby dyke if only she hadn't done teetus deletus. Still looks better than a lot of the other IRL pooners featured in this thread.

...are baby dykes even still a thing? Or all they all pooners and enbies anymore?

Procrastinhater said:
Christ you can fucking tell its a woman just from a zoomed in image of the corner of her bottom lip.
Its hopeless Doods.
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Personally, I'm more worried about the state of that piercing - it's looking a bit, um, crusty.

Constellationzero said:
Also: Propane? Jesus Christ...
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Taste the meat, not the heat, dood.
 
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TremendousBoredom said:
On one hand? I can agree. The degree of chill and "knowing your fellow posters" to a degree was nice. However? More eyes on the little pink Doods? Means more potential for creativity expressed in wonderfully deranged ways.

Things will settle down, and those who remain invested will remain.
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Also, Any Kiwi speak russian?
I know the first bit is Pooner, but my Russian/Cyrillic is a little rusty

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"I'm pooner bitch"
 
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Fastest Hand In The East said:
You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".

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Off-topic, but that's both the best scene and the best character in the film. I heard more than one filthy fucking philistine say how FMJ isn't worth watching after the bootcamp part. "We mean Marines, son" indeed.
 
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The Feline Solution said:
Off-topic, but that's both the best scene and the best character in the film. I heard more than one filthy fucking philistine say how FMJ isn't worth watching after the bootcamp part. "We mean Marines, son" indeed.
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Remember, back in the world there won’t be anyone worth killing. Except people who don’t love every minute of FMJ
 
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