Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Slideshow Bill]

It seems people on TikTok are applying the man v. bear theory to Azlan, and she is NOT pleased.

This cracks me up about TIFs. They scream about how they aren't woman and how they don't want to be associated with women and how they are true and honest men but when women are bonding with each other over misandry then the TIFs suddenly have no problem admitting that they were born and raised female and this impacts how they interact with the world and that those meanie manhating memes don't apply to them because they aren't the same as "cis" men and that they should be included in women's spaces and conversations because they are still technically female.
The same logic applies to TIMs, right, TIFs? They were born and raised male and therefore aren't the same as women and are still basically men? Right?

 

[Gay Communist Gun Club]

This cracks me up about TIFs. They scream about how they aren't woman and how they don't want to be associated with women and how they are true and honest men but when women are bonding with each other over misandry then the TIFs suddenly have no problem admitting that they were born and raised female and this impacts how they interact with the world and that those meanie manhating memes don't apply to them because they aren't the same as "cis" men and that they should be included in women's spaces and conversations because they are still technically female.
The same logic applies to TIMs, right, TIFs? They were born and raised male and therefore aren't the same as women and are still basically men? Right?

"You can't have your testosterone and inject it too"

 

[Procrastinhater]

sad old bald men

Press F for TentacleDick/Gruffin.

What the fuck are you even meant to do with those? What function can they possibly serve?

Our amusement.

I WANT TO SEE THAT ROTDOG SO BADLY LMAO!!

Sounds like we have another ElephantDick in the making here!

Spoiler: OY VEY

Penis? What penis? That's a sandworm, as in Dune. A little Shai Hulud.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Imagine being so porn-rotted you get the word "faggot" tattooed across your body

Spoiler: Fat, Islamic

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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The fourth panel consists of the pooner trying and failing to feed something like a frankfurter into the guy’s anus. The fifth is her crying and writing an essay about feeling invalidated on Reddit.

 

[glass_houses]

Imagine being so porn-rotted you get the word "faggot" tattooed across your body

Spoiler: Fat, Islamic

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THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!

 

[Poonocchio]

THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!

Severely mentally ill and fat.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

These true and honest boys are doing "queer pop punk". Like always, very fembrained. StormRyan cameo at 2:35. She was one of Kalvin Garrah's friends. Kalvin (power word: Kayleigh) was a truscum TIF and she and her friends would bully other trannies. Blaire White was also a part of this crew. I don't know what happened to Kalvin but I guess Ryan repented and embraced the TIF crowd

(highlight is 8:20 to 19:58 because she rambles on and on). Kalvin Garrah is/was TIF Public Enemy #1 and this Brennen individual was a major target and it was a big civil war in the TIF crowd back in the day.
TIF on TIF violence:

archive of Pussyboy
StormRyan DFE'd years ago but here's an archive of her current videos .StormRyan
Kalvin Garrah

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

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more realistic scenarios

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

more realistic scenarios
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Yet to see muscular tall pooners with working erections lmao

 

[cybertoaster]

Even if a pooner could realistically grasp the expectations, hardships, and realities of being a man (which they never, ever could, bc they aren't men, but let's just pretend),

Is not because they aren't men, is because they don't want to, see pooners going to jail and demanding they be sent to women's prison, what happened to your gender dysphoria dood?

and it's amazing there aren't MORE suicides

Give it time...

she suicide-baited about wanting to be with Allah

More like with shaitan, even shit like suicide bombers is heresy in islam.

Because only a coomer would lower himself to fuck a stinky woman with a beard, that's why.

I don't get what's with this generation of young adults that decry Christianity at every turn as authoritarian and outdated, then worship Muslim culture

They don't know anything about muslim scripture, they already know barely anything about christianity.

Because Christianity is the religion and cultural background to the people who told them "no". It's as simple as that.

It's their Christian or "Christian" mothers, fathers, and older family members who told them/hold beliefs that certain things are perverted, sinful, and degenerate. They want to believe in something and attach themselves to a belief system for whatever reason but also haven't gotten over "fuck you dad I don't want to go to Sunday school!"

A lot of people feel the need to have a spiritual life in whatever form that takes. Why is a different discussion. But because Christianity has been propped up as the Big Bad that dislikes you having fun, they reflexively despise it, even while choosing to be involved in similarly, if not more restrictive religions.

Its far simpler than that, "people" like this thing here know jack shit about christianity, most didn't even have christian parents per se but "spiritual" people who hardly went to church let alone force their kids to be religious. Most of these oxygen thieves come from very liberal homes where there were no limits imposed on them hence the lunacy spiral, meanwhile the vast majority of people from a religious background stay religious.

Christianity is the designated two minutes hate target, there are absolutely no consequences from the system for hating christians, there will be no hate crime accusations, no arrest, and the possibility of being killed by an angry christian are next to zero. On the other hand islam right now is a get-away-with-anything card and it makes you near impossible to criticize if you live in ultra-lib enclaves like these things do, so even if done subconsciously the fact is dregs like this pooner understand the advantages of hating one dying religion while embracing one that at its core wants to toss her from a building.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Yet to see muscular tall pooners with working erections lmao

The other doods would have to help pumping.

 

[cybertoaster]

The most feminine-looking pooner I’ve ever seen is upset that an employee directed her to the women’s bathroom.
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u/My_Comical_Romance

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

since there's a whole rich Slavic pagan tradition to draw on

Which nobody cares about.

Or maybe Germanic paganism is just sexier to her because it gets more screen time

Exactly, its the wewuz effect.

 

[Constellationzero]

THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!

A

Sorry, best I could shit out right now.

 

[SwanSwanson]

I might post about it tommorow.

I got the story down

Spoiler: The story

Some time ago I joined a tabletop group where we played cyberpunk 2020(essentially dungeons and dragons in the cyberpunk genre) and at the table there were 2 girls Alex and Lilly(not their real names), twins with bubbly personalities. They were very forthcoming with me. It should be easy for me to get one of them as my girlfriend right? I was also funny, I made a joke which was alluding to the N word.

GM "She speaks with her comrades in Japanese, insulting you"

Me "Do any of those words start with an N?"(I'm half black and I was playing a black guy)

That's what I had thought. Every man at the table besides me was either old, fat, cracked out or trans. I pretty much have zero competition, so I had to decide on which girl I was going to ask out. One of the girls has an asexual flag pinned on her bag, so she was probably out of the question. So I asked out the other one.

I should tell you something about this girl, Alex. She or "he" is not masculine at all in the way she presents or conduct herself. Yeah she has short hair but it's not really masculine at all and in my opinion, I prefer short hair on women. So I asked out Alex but she was slightly apprehensive about the age gap(shes 18, im 22), but eventually I convinced her. What could go wrong?

We eventually met up, her sister Lilly came, go my surprise, and the three of us hung out and drank tea had a great time and I took great care not to misgender Alex, even referring to us two as "both guys"(though I will say, there was a hint of humor in this, referring to this chick as a guy)

She seemed happy and said she'd see me Wednesday(it's game night Wednesday. It was Sunday when she said that)

So timeskip to Wednesday and I had a fever. I decided to text Alex asking her if she was sick by any chance and she unadded me from discord, I wasn't happy, I messaged the game master asking what happened and he said it was because I misgendered Alex and made inappropriate jokes.

I was at a low point, I agreed to apologize and that was the end of our discussion. When my fever subsided I began to feel more and more enraged at these people. How could they benifit from me and then betray me like this? I began to run in my head what it would be like speaking with these guys. I'm serious, the week gap was absolutely crazy and me trying to come up with my speech condemning them was insane a big line I had prepared was "I promise I wont make any off color jokes in the future. Once the day came, I awaited the time when they would ask me to apologize, nobody did and things were... normal although slightly awkward. They didn't ignore me.

At the end I asked Alex to readd me on discord figuring she was just acting impulsive and she said she would. Days pass and she didn't readd me. I decided to quit without a word and not see these guys anymore.

No big moment where I chastise the GM and Alex, no hanging out with Alex, I just return to my routine before meeting them.

It sorta makes sense that she wouldn't be the best person, after all trannies expect the entire world to conform with their lie, however I think the main reason she started this situation was that she simply didn't like me. The thing people don't explain about modern dating is how bad women will treat you and how much trash you'll have to sift through. I wonder every day why God made women like this.

 

[glass_houses]

The thing people don't explain about modern dating is how bad women will treat you and how much trash you'll have to sift through. I wonder every day why God made women like this.

My dude, listen to me very carefully: you pressured this girl into a date that she didn't want to go on. She was so uncomfortable with you that she brought her sister along. They drank tea instead of alcohol because they didn't trust you and didn't want to risk being intoxicated around you.

Neither of them were attracted to you, regardless of pronoun or sexuality pins, and it was clear that your chasing Alex, who explicitly said that she didn't want to be chased, threw off the entire vibe of the group and made things uncomfortable for everyone there.

Ordinarily I'd say, "Take the hint," but this wasn't a hint, it was multiple direct statements that she wasn't interested in you and the group didn't want to deal with your thirst problems.

You're saying, "Why are women like this?" when it's clear to some random autist on the internet that Alex was genuinely creeped out and afraid of you, because you're a moron who refuses to take no for an answer and seethes and malds when you're told to lift your game. "Why are women like this?" It's because restraining orders are expensive and judges usually refuse to sign them until you put a girl in the hospital first.

Here's five dollars. There's a vending machine down the hall. Buy yourself a fucking clue.

 

[SwanSwanson]

My dude, listen to me very carefully: you pressured this girl into a date that she didn't want to go on. She was so uncomfortable with you that she brought her sister along. They drank tea instead of alcohol because they didn't trust you and didn't want to risk being intoxicated around you.

Neither of them were attracted to you, regardless of pronoun or sexuality pins, and it was clear that your chasing Alex, who explicitly said that she didn't want to be chased, threw off the entire vibe of the group and made things uncomfortable for everyone there.

Ordinarily I'd say, "Take the hint," but this wasn't a hint, it was multiple direct statements that she wasn't interested in you and the group didn't want to deal with your thirst problems.

You're saying, "Why are women like this?" when it's clear to some random autist on the internet that Alex was genuinely creeped out and afraid of you, because you're a moron who refuses to take no for an answer and seethes and malds when you're told to lift your game. "Why are women like this?" It's because restraining orders are expensive and judges usually refuse to sign them until you put a girl in the hospital first.

Here's five dollars. There's a vending machine down the hall. Buy yourself a fucking clue.

I neglected to put this in my original post, but alex absolutely seemed to vibe with me when I spoke with her. How she was acting was unacceptable. Women can absolutely be direct and not be pieces of trash when rejecting people, but yeah sure, randomly unadding me, and then talking behind me back after nothing seemed to go wrong is totally acceptable.

I'll try not to get too angry with you, but Alex here, literally said "That was fun, I'll see you Wednesday" after our outing ended.

 

[glass_houses]

I'll try not to get too angry with you, but Alex here, literally said "That was fun, I'll see you Wednesday" after our outing ended.

That was rejection, you moron. She basically told you that she didn't want to see you again outside of the group. She might have enjoyed your company during the game but she had absolutely no interest in jumping on your dick. Just because a woman positively interacts with you, it absolutely does not mean that she is romantically interested in you. She wasn't talking behind your back, she was telling the group that you gave her the creeps and that if she goes missing, they need to tell the cops on you.

As for the Discord group, if people wanted you there, they would have told you themselves and asked you where you were.

Here's ten dollars. If the vending machine is out of order, there's an entire supermarket open across the street.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I got the story down

Some time ago I joined a tabletop group where we played cyberpunk 2020(essentially dungeons and dragons in the cyberpunk genre) and at the table there were 2 girls Alex and Lilly(not their real names), twins with bubbly personalities. They were very forthcoming with me. It should be easy for me to get one of them as my girlfriend right? I was also funny, I made a joke which was alluding to the N word.

GM "She speaks with her comrades in Japanese, insulting you"

Me "Do any of those words start with an N?"(I'm half black and I was playing a black guy)

That's what I had thought. Every man at the table besides me was either old, fat, cracked out or trans. I pretty much have zero competition, so I had to decide on which girl I was going to ask out. One of the girls has an asexual flag pinned on her bag, so she was probably out of the question. So I asked out the other one.

I should tell you something about this girl, Alex. She or "he" is not masculine at all in the way she presents or conduct herself. Yeah she has short hair but it's not really masculine at all and in my opinion, I prefer short hair on women. So I asked out Alex but she was slightly apprehensive about the age gap(shes 18, im 22), but eventually I convinced her. What could go wrong?

We eventually met up, her sister Lilly came, go my surprise, and the three of us hung out and drank tea had a great time and I took great care not to misgender Alex, even referring to us two as "both guys"(though I will say, there was a hint of humor in this, referring to this chick as a guy)

She seemed happy and said she'd see me Wednesday(it's game night Wednesday. It was Sunday when she said that)

So timeskip to Wednesday and I had a fever. I decided to text Alex asking her if she was sick by any chance and she unadded me from discord, I wasn't happy, I messaged the game master asking what happened and he said it was because I misgendered Alex and made inappropriate jokes.

I was at a low point, I agreed to apologize and that was the end of our discussion. When my fever subsided I began to feel more and more enraged at these people. How could they benifit from me and then betray me like this? I began to run in my head what it would be like speaking with these guys. I'm serious, the week gap was absolutely crazy and me trying to come up with my speech condemning them was insane a big line I had prepared was "I promise I wont make any off color jokes in the future. Once the day came, I awaited the time when they would ask me to apologize, nobody did and things were... normal although slightly awkward. They didn't ignore me.

At the end I asked Alex to readd me on discord figuring she was just acting impulsive and she said she would. Days pass and she didn't readd me. I decided to quit without a word and not see these guys anymore.

No big moment where I chastise the GM and Alex, no hanging out with Alex, I just return to my routine before meeting them.

It sorta makes sense that she wouldn't be the best person, after all trannies expect the entire world to conform with their lie, however I think the main reason she started this situation was that she simply didn't like me. The thing people don't explain about modern dating is how bad women will treat you and how much trash you'll have to sift through. I wonder every day why God made women like this.

>joins a group with the intention of getting a girlfriend
>pursues a girl fresh out of high school at 22
>the sister comes on the date
Either Lilly didn't trust you and invited herself or Alex didn't trust you and asked for back up. Either way, not a great look for you. Men who prey on TIFs for easy pussy are almost as bad as trannies, imho.