Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Thursday]

Here it is! I still had it open on my browser and got a screencap.
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Hi, Xyla! Thanks for giving a shout-out to the farms.

Lol aw you guys hurt her manly wittle fee-fees.

 

[Peaches Demure]

I'm posting this in the Pooner Zoo thread instead of the SRS Horrors threads because this is just the fever dream of a thoroughly cooked Pooner brain (as of now, anyway) but holy shit...

Always when I believe these people could not get any more insane, gross and delusional, they always prove me wrong.

So... This Pooner believes her cervix could be pulled out through her vagina and be fleshcrafted into the head of a penis. Yes, really.



Of course this sad creature is a virgin, and has crippling anxiety at the thought of a SRS team actually seeing her genitals:



"I mentally gaslight myself into thinking I have a dick to cope" <---- Yeah, how's that working out for you? I'm sure having your cervix pulled out through your twat would make a world of difference and completely erase that nagging voice in the back of your head telling you that you will never be a man.

https://www.reddit.com/user/Sad-Pie5893/

 

[Slideshow Bill]

The CBC published a story about a pooner who was surprised that heterosexual intercourse with her 'gay' husband resulted in pregnancy. The photo is hilarious -- is that a giant baby or a teeny tiny pooner?

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Link: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/trans-man-pregnant-1.7275310

Archive: https://archive.is/iJsmE

>male baby
Good luck, son. You're going to need it. Here's hoping you have more hair than both of your parents. I know it's worse if TIMs have daughters, but is it worse if TIFs have daughters or sons?

 

[TruffleSpark]

THIS IS LITERALLY JUST MISOGYNY!!!

You aren't hated for being trans or for being a man, or for being trans. You are hated for being a woman. The queer community hates women, that's all there is to it.

 

[Brain Power]

>male baby
Good luck, son. You're going to need it. Here's hoping you have more hair than both of your parents. I know it's worse if TIMs have daughters, but is it worse if TIFs have daughters or sons?

You're bringing back memories of a crime that happened in Argentina. A lesbian couple, with one of them pooning, brutally killed their son I'll see if I can find some archive, but it was really hard to digest all they did to the poor boy One of the things I remember is that they castrated him.

EDIT: Lucio Dupuy was the kid's name. The dad tried getting the custody multiple times but they kept telling him no.
A lot of pages about the case were deleted but I archived what I could find still online. Have a couple links and tweets I managed to find while I sort the rest.
The couple (Abigail was the pooner IIRC)

https://www.infobae.com/sociedad/policiales/2021/11/27/brutal-crimen-de-un-nene-de-5-anos-en-la-pampa-detuvieron-a-la-madre-y-su-novia/

https://archive.ph/0xR9I

https://www.infobae.com/sociedad/policiales/2021/11/29/en-27-anos-de-forense-nunca-vi-algo-asi-el-horror-que-revelo-la-autopsia-al-cuerpo-de-lucio-el-nino-asesinado-en-la-pampa/

https://archive.ph/KTayp

https://www.infobae.com/sociedad/policiales/2021/11/29/masivas-marchas-en-general-pico-y-santa-rosa-para-reclamar-justicia-por-el-crimen-de-lucio-dupuy/

https://archive.ph/OPoTV

https://www.infobae.com/sociedad/policiales/2021/11/28/el-desgarrador-relato-del-papa-del-nene-asesinado-en-la-pampa-por-su-madre-perdoname-por-no-hacer-nada/

https://archive.ph/cnphT

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/8dBPk

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YvgZA

Translation: "These two SICKOS put out cigarettes in his body. they CRUSHED his "peepee" because he was a MAN. Had he been a GIRL they would have left him alone. I hate them with all my soul. I read the autopsy and I CRY for the first time in my life!!!"

"They hit his head. They kicked him. They squashed (bruises) his peepee. They burned him with cigarettes in MANY body parts. They ruptured a rib. It pierced a lung. He spent SIX HOURS (at least) in AGONY. Bye"

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/hQRr2

Translation: "Lucio died from the beating they gave him, one of them was standing on his back until his lungs exploded. They cut his genitals, they broke his hips, seven ribs and a collarbone", revealed Ramón Dupuy, Lucio's grandfather.

https://archive.ph/SSXku

This is a video of the grandfather saying that they analyzed the sex toys the lesbos had and they found Lucio's DNA (I can't get yt-dlp to work).
EDIT 2: It was even posted here in A&N!

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Thread has been deleted and unfortunately the archive link doesn't seem to work either

The link to the original Xitter thread works fine on my end from both phone and desktop, so not sure what to tell you there. Not sure why archive.today is shitting the bed with Xitter links, though.

So... This Pooner believes her cervix could be pulled out through her vagina and be fleshcrafted into the head of a penis. Yes, really.

I'm not sure whether I'm disturbed more by the insanity or by the lack of basic anatomical knowledge.

Lucio Dupuy was the kid's name. The dad tried getting the custody multiple times but they kept telling him no.

Jesus, there was more than one case like this? There was another horrific case in Brazil a few years ago with an eerily similar set of facts. A lesbo couple who castrated the biological son of one of them because she apparently hated that he was a boy, then ended up stabbing him, beheading him, and mutilating the corpse in an effort to keep him from being ID'ed. The boy's father had tried to regain custody to no avail. The first link I found is here (no gore or anything, just graphic descriptions). Some massively fucked up shit.

South American pooners are on a whole different plane of insanity, apparently.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Jesus, there was more than one case like this?

Also the american lesbian couple that adopted 6 black kids, tortured them for months , exploited them for social media clout and then killed them all and themselves by driving their van of a cliff

Hart family murders - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Spangled Drongo]

You're bringing back memories of a crime that happened in Argentina. A lesbian couple, with one of them pooning, brutally killed their son

> hates men so much she murders her own kid simply for being a boy
> decides to become male herself by taking testosterone + getting a tit chop and rotdog

Probably just mad that her son was going to grow up to be an actual man, likely with the ability to grow more facial hair than a sad pube stache, and a naturally flat chest without massive scars as proof there used to be something there. Poor kid, though. More evidence, IMO, that once a parent gets a diagnosis of gender dysphoria, either they don't troon out, get counselling to accept themselves as they are and stay in their kid's life, or pursue the transition and lose custody.

Reminds me of another case, actually, of a lesbian couple who had IVF and wanted to only have a daughter, the clinic did all the genetic testing and promised to only implant female embryos, but somehow a male one slipped through the cracks, they had a son, and sued the clinic. The woman who carried and birthed the baby said she was "traumatised" and couldn't accept raising a boy because she was SA'd as a little girl and had developed a distrust of all men as a result. Not pooners so slightly off topic, but it's stuff like this that makes me reconsider my stance on same sex couples having children, and who's to say they wouldn't do some extremely questionable/foul shit if they'd had a daughter instead, like groom her into becoming a lesbian too and explain scissoring to their kid in graphic detail once she hit puberty?

 

[Brain Power]

Probably just mad that her son was going to grow up to be an actual man, likely with the ability to grow more facial hair than a sad pube stache, and a naturally flat chest without massive scars as proof there used to be something there. Poor kid, though. More evidence, IMO, that once a parent gets a diagnosis of gender dysphoria, either they don't troon out, get counselling to accept themselves as they are and stay in their kid's life, or pursue the transition and lose custody.

The pooner wasn't the bio mom. She also hated the father, so she probably saw the girlfriend's son as a load and groomed her into being a nutso man hater, probably while she was still married, to hurt the ex even more (Argentina is almost Canada-tier in gendershit)

Last thing that was said of them is that other women attacked them non-stop in prison, to the point they had to be isolated. They also got life sentences, and they originally were together but they got separated.

https://www.lanacion.com.ar/seguridad/el-crimen-de-lucio-dupuy-confirmaron-las-prisiones-perpetuas-y-condenaron-a-la-madre-del-nino-nid26092023/

https://www.argentina.gob.ar/noticias/se-les-acabo-la-luna-de-miel-las-asesinas-de-lucio-dupuy

(well look at that, they did see the boy as a load)

 

[pink cigarettes]

Xyla (wtf?) the incest pooner has apparently been made aware of the existence of this thread,

Lol imagine taking time out to clarify that "akshully I'll have you know that I roll around in garbage bc poor/disabled you big mean typical nazis"
Bitch you put a photo of your face next to posts about enjoying incest porn. Get your priorities straight

 

[brocktherock]

So... This Pooner believes her cervix could be pulled out through her vagina and be fleshcrafted into the head of a penis. Yes, really.

Jesus. Has she been watching some monumentally fucked up porn because I don't know how else a virgin loser would look at a cervix and make that connection about using it as a sex organ, in the same way a penis is "for sex", you know what I mean? What made her think of this instead of a metoidioplasty? "Ideas have to come from somewhere", holy fuck she really thinks she can brainstorm life changing surgery with Redditors. This is the stuff Japanese incels draw in their hentais if they don't become serial killers first.

 

[Poonocchio]

I wonder if the baby is large due to the pooner accidentally cross contaminating the baby with testosterone?

If they're going to continue this fucking farce they should make it so they have to have full hysterectomy/oophorectomy before starting the T. Absolutely disgusting and terrifying what that poor baby is going to have to deal with biologically and socially growing up.

Am I misremembering or there was some discussion about whether real dicks can get hairy or not here at some point?

That was in the Nick Contino thread haha, funny conversation. Starts here:

Everybody who's ever seen hair on a penis, raise your hand!

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

The link to the original Xitter thread works fine on my end from both phone and desktop

Realized link looked broken because I wasn’t logged in, sorry!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Of course this sad creature is a virgin, and has crippling anxiety at the thought of a SRS team actually seeing her genitals:

Honestly just sounds like another girl who’s terrified of her own sexual maturity.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

as a disabled person (who would usually be wheelchair bound, but I have no one to push me)

What kind of nonsense is this? - You are either wheelchair bound or you are not.
"I'm paraplegic but no-one will push me, so I have to walk..."

I've been trying to find out what my disabilities are

She's clearly an insane fantasist and extremely lazy.

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

Look at the third picture/reel on the Lavenderblonde account. The poor little guy seems to have something wrong with his head.

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It could be nothing major. Or it could be to fix Craniosynostosis caused by excess testosterone as it's known to be a factor in spontaneous cases.

Posting her infant on her official drag account is fucked up though. It's where she advertises her services and gets bookings.

I think it’s a cranial remolding helmet for flat head syndrome which is pretty common. It just prevents the baby’s head from growing in the undesirable direction and has the open spot so it promotes growth in that direction, rounding out the baby head.

It’s like foot binding, but for heads. And it’s a good thing instead of retarded. Actually it isn’t too much like foot binding.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Jesus. Has she been watching some monumentally fucked up porn because I don't know how else a virgin loser would look at a cervix and make that connection about using it as a sex organ, in the same way a penis is "for sex", you know what I mean? What made her think of this instead of a metoidioplasty? "Ideas have to come from somewhere", holy fuck she really thinks she can brainstorm life changing surgery with Redditors. This is the stuff Japanese incels draw in their hentais if they don't become serial killers first.

Well, (mildly) good news is that even her fellow fantasist pooners on r/phallo ain't having it:

im aware of that! not every idea has to be rooted in reality, how else would we have discussions and discoveries

Heads up, pholx, we have a future Nobel prize winner here!

 

[TismFarmer]

I think it’s a cranial remolding helmet for flat head syndrome which is pretty common. It just prevents the baby’s head from growing in the undesirable direction and has the open spot so it promotes growth in that direction, rounding out the baby head.

It’s like foot binding, but for heads. And it’s a good thing instead of retarded. Actually it isn’t too much like foot binding.

And it's usually needed when baby lays on his back or propped and left for too much time. With a head that size, I would think he would naturally gravitate towards leaning/propping himself instead of sitting upright. They've bought him that 'Bumbo' seat for the same reason as the helmet. Keep him upright and let his head round out. The fact his head got flat in the first place shows that maybe these 'Dads' aren't as fabulous at parenting as they think.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Well, (mildly) good news is that even her fellow fantasist pooners on r/phallo ain't having it:

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Heads up, pholx, we have a future Nobel prize winner here!

The “cervix into a penis” suggestion reminds me of Pixyteri and her claiming that she had a “stomach penis” dangling in her vagina and that needed to be pulled out. Best interpretation I had of that was that she felt her cervix and thought it was a penis head, which in turn worsened the turning into a futanari delusions she previously expressed. Pixy is an actual schizophrenic, though. Meanwhile this lil dood is doubling down on her insane idea just because. TFW other pooners think you’re being so dumb that they downvote you to hell

 

[scathefire]

I read an article that said these insane women should stay on testosterone during pregnancy because expecting a normal, healthy baby is cishetronormative patriarchal etc evil. Affirming them is more important that the child's health.

Can't find it just now but will keep looking. (Unless someone else posts it first)

I feel like I vaguely remember that too, it might've been someone saying that on social media, on Instagram or something. I guess we should also normalize drinking, smoking, and doing drugs while pregnant.