Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[NiKo's Deagle Miss]

 

[Fapcop]

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“See bros?! I can be a big, bad rapist too!”

There’s something particularly ridiculous about pooners trying to sound like prick, violent men. They’re like 80% there, but you can tell it’s a LARP because they invariably swing into romance novel language like “tortured by desire”.

You’ll get there lil dood! You’ll get there!

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Women prefer extreme violence and bodily harm.

No. I assume you are referencing to dubious consent to downright rape that's common in erotic stories for women but they are rarely anything extreme or detailed because the violence itself isn't what women find fun about them. Women prefer hard power dynamics in erotica because that's highly dramatic and emotional. These are stories afterall even if their main aim is to get off. Everyone just getting along all the time is boring storytelling. You need highs and lows, somewhere for that story to go. Rape is easy drama and a bad boy turning into a perfect boyfriend because of love is easier to make interesting than just a cute guy. It's more lazy than anything else and you can find plenty of erotica without these elements because they find drama from something else like forbidden love or love triangle.

You rarely see any description of actual bodily harm, just angst in the in the moment and maybe an angry moment or two afterwards. That's why they can go there, the story glosses over anything actually gross or deeply disturbing. It's the clean, easy and fun kind of rape, nothing like actual rape is in real life because that's just sad and not hot.

Actually extreme sexual violence porn tends to be a male niche. Just go look troons and pooners talk about rape. Pooners are like "oh no, I want a big strong man to misgender me, impregnate me and make me into a perfect house wife because that's like so bad" and troons go to actual violent details about how they are going rape and kill TERFs.

 

[YWNBAM]

You rarely see any description of actual bodily harm, just angst in the in the moment and maybe an angry moment or two afterwards

Dunno. @Audit still has a point imo, as I've seen enough fujoshi guro artists who get off to grafic depiction of mutilation and other explicit body harm. You don't need to look further than pixiv (hell one of the ex-users here is a fan of such fujoshi), lolcow threads or xitter to find it in many fandoms. They consider it super hot and dramatic when the dommy daddy beats the bratty uke dude to a bloody pulp. But it is always sugar-coated in romance and angst too, just like you mention. So maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle.

People really need to stop collecting all non-con ladies into one group. There is a large-ass scale starting from chicks who just like basically con sex with a spicier bpd dude who "loves you too much and knows all the right spots" to the most insane coomer fujos who fried their brains so much they can only smile seeing two anorexic twinks fucking each other in the stomachs because this is what true passion is. Uwu so moe kawaii desu ne.

Danganronpa doujin community is absolutely vile and I wish the worst to each of those retarded gook fujos who make these

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Dunno. @Audit still has a point imo, as I've seen enough fujoshi guro artists who get off to grafic depiction of mutilation and other explicit body harm. You don't need to look further than pixiv (hell one of the ex-users here is a fan of such fujoshi), lolcow threads or xitter to find it in many fandoms. They consider it super hot and dramatic when the dommy daddy beats the bratty uke dude to a bloody pulp. But it is always sugar-coated in romance and angst too, just like you mention. So maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle.

People really need to stop collect all non-con ladies into one group. There is a large-ass scale starting from chicks who just like basically con sex with a spicier bpd dude who "loves you too much and knows all the right spots" to the most insane coomer fujos who fried their brains so much they can only smile seeing two anorexic twinks fucking each other in the stomachs because this is what true passion is. Uwu so moe kawaii desu ne.

Danganronpa doujin community is absolutely vile and I wish the worst to each of those retarded gook fujos who make these

Yeah but do you see equal stuff to a woman getting her arms and legs amputated and put on a giant dildo stand or midget fisting? From my observations guys go way further on this than ladies.

Then again maybe this stupid to argue because extreme violence porn isn't mainstream on either gender to get off on. Most men and women find it absolutely disgusting and are turned off by it. It's just for few sick fucks and they go hard on this.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Gay porn for men varies drastically from that made for women. Men are extremely visual and prefer graphic scenes. Women prefer casual character development that eventually leads up to a sexual act. Men are into just bizarre fetishes with no obvious relationship to sex. Women prefer extreme violence and bodily harm.

Basically, gay autistic men fap to furry porn featuring sentient automobiles with multiple horse cocks. Heterosexual autistic women fap to anime boys cutting their wrists open and half bleeding to death while one rapes the other.

Here's a handy guide for anyone still confused.
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LOL

All the female "taboo" interests can be collectively filed under "masochism". Freud was right when he said the only female fetish that exists is masochism.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

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I feel like I could break this woman by laugh-reacting to one of her posts on Facebook.

 

[NiKo's Deagle Miss]

Imagine thinking big clits are dicks kek

 

[Pesadilla]

Found this exquisite pooner in hellish depths of reddit. Beware the spoiler though, it's there for a reason.

Spoiler

 

[deermeat]

Found this exquisite pooner in hellish depths of reddit. Beware the spoiler though, it's there for a reason.

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this poor cat seen some things, man.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

I haven't read this thread in like a week, so sorry for the long list of replies.

The funniest part is their extremely gendered poses.

You can pretend you’re a 100% valid five foot tall lil dood, what does that help if you automatically let hit the most feminine poses the minute someone aims a camera at you?!

She looks like his kid in every pose. A glance at this and I would think a dad is taking his autistic son to Disney.

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Spoiler: the scale of her next to the stove is interesting

Sometimes you see small black men, probably due to malnourishment, but she is extra tiny. I would think this were a kid if I saw her in public. Also she's ugly af now. She was kinda cute in her before pic. Probably still would have a bad hairline, but she could hide it with the hair or wigs.

I've never encountered one that is interested in collecting and/or smoking tobacco pipes

I imagine all their brains think about is transitioning and gooning. I feel like none of them have any interests otherwise. The Disney adult is the closest one we have to any outside interest that doesn't involve porn or hentai. And even then, that lil dood probably jerks it to cartoon disney porn anyways.

All my nerdy chick friends were passing this around in grade nine. The pink guy is very obviously a female self insert. He was really bratty and dumb and two older guys were obsessed with him for no reason, so basically it's just shoujo manga. We never discussed actual homos, just whether or not we thought straight boys we liked kissing was hot, which we did because Gerard Way and all the other rock stars we liked would do it sometimes for this specific reason. I think everyone I knew who read or watched this is hetero married now.

So this manga specifically brought back flashbacks of high school for me. My first girlfriend of one whole week was reading this manga. We didn't stay together long. I may have read an issue, I can't remember. She ended up pooning out after we graduated. Then I looked her up last year out of curiosity, and it looks like she detranned.

Two TIFs I've been watching for years suddenly went dark and DFE'd within the last couple of months. This happened a little after one got the titchop and another one started T but started losing hair. Do you think they detransed? In addition to this, there have been more and more teen girls joking about having a TIF phase. I think the trend is officially starting to die off.

If they fell off of social media and transitioning was their main identity and only reason they posted, then yeah, they probably are detransing.

Spoiler: PL

I have a female friend who is at risk of balding due to genetics. I'm wondering if she is taking T without informing me because her hair is thinner than ever these days. Once I was hanging out with her wife, and the wife told me that my friend would have transitioned had she been born a decade later when it was more accepted. Would make me kind of sad for her if she is causing herself to bald sooner by taking hormones in secret, but it's her own fault really, especially when she knows she is at risk of balding anyways because of her shit genetics. I have a feeling the super liberal wife talked her into it, if that is what is going on.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

Honestly, the best way to mess with pooners is to try to ask them anything sports related.
Not even anything hard. Just ask them what team Tom Brady beat in his last Super Bowl with the Patriots. Most normal people can remember that. (the Rams)
Guarantee they either don't know shit about sports and they'd stutter, or they'd just say "fuck off" and grumble away


i'd read that. @WhiteNiggasGardens

You'd probably get a 50,000 word essay about how you're perpetuating harmful stereotypes about masculinity, which they have redefined but also defined for themselves in their own unique and totally not feminine way, dood.

 

[jthtgrw33]

You'd probably get a 50,000 word essay about how you're perpetuating harmful stereotypes about masculinity, which they have redefined but also defined for themselves in their own unique and totally not feminine way, dood.

that's when you throw a drink at em and walk away next time you see them in public

 

[Paper Machete]

Aella....that Aella?

 

[Peaches Demure]

Found this exquisite pooner in hellish depths of reddit. Beware the spoiler though, it's there for a reason.

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This creature straight out of the Lovecraftian bestiaries "feeling cute" must violate some fundamental natural law. Like her mere existence destabilizes reality on a quantum level... or something.

Great find, @Pesadilla I kind of wish I hadn't looked, but I feel like I still must congratulate you.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Found this exquisite pooner in hellish depths of reddit. Beware the spoiler though, it's there for a reason.

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People always said 'God grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man' but in the current Hell times that saying should be revised to include pooners. It's like these girls have had shame surgically removed from their brains.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

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The tone of the pooner is like "joking desperation" but there's a real panic in her eyes too

Years from now theres gonna be a bunch of hoes finding out they are infertile, have early menopause and even getting cervical cancer for fucking with HRT

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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The tone of the pooner is like "joking desperation" but there's a real panic in her eyes too

Kestyn is so masc

 

[Randy Facalding]

In my adventures perusing the poon sphere, I have stumbled on yet another den of pooner debauchery. It's time for us to go on a little adventure exploring r/growyourtdick , a subreddit devoted to women sharing tips on maximizing their megaclit growth within the context of pretending to be men.

Pooner jelqing is fucking WILD
idk female genitalia well enough to know for sure but isn't the clit slightly lower than where a penis is on a guy? Wouldn't that make it slightly uncomfy to move around?
Also the dicks were pretty good for a pooner aside from the circumcision scar being too far down (there's technically different styles of circumcision but if the drawing was real it would be botched and that guy would probably have painful erections)

 

[Magic Pickle]

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Spoiler: Who's afraid of the big bad poon?

I honestly love the internet tough guy kind of pooners who like to puff themselves up like this because I can't imagine anything funnier than a Keebler elf trying to posture to me about what a nasty bad boy she is. Tell me you were the weird smelly kid nobody talked to without telling me you were: disliked by boys for being a girl too ugly for them to tolerate, disliked by girls for having zero social skills and not taking the subtle hint to fuck off, disliked by adults and children alike because you were always oddly sticky, aggressive and stupid.

Now you've grown up and you're the hairy, malodorous Boobah that nobody wants to come home to, resenting everyone who outgrew their weirdness and either became fun and quirky or evened out into normality. Time to cut yourself and make doofy little graphics to throw up on your Instagram to gain the approval of your fellow poons!

This cap from the other farms is another perfect example of this mentality; so macho the way she says you best call her Daddy, but still self-censors terminology. Your average troon's fantasy about being a housewife is usually far more unsettling and perverse than even the most grizzled of li'l doods, but that never stops them from trying!

Thread tax time: fellas, do you feel like the Hanes cotton socks you shove into your underwear in a comical fascimile of male biology could have erotic potential?
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Phantom sensations in the sock I pack with????​

I never thought I experienced phantom penis exactly- people describe it so viscerally and my experience with dysphoria was so dissociative I didn't even start to unlock the burn of bottom dysphoria until I started to come to terms with it.
But I sort of noticed this thing I've been doing ever since I started packing and never thought about before. I always use a rolled sock to pack bc I find it works for almost every scenario and is free/not uncomfortable. But whenever I touch it it's almost like my mind is like... filling in the blanks? It feels damn near like I'm touching a part of my body, it's so bizarre. Closest thing I can describe it as is like scratching an itch? But I never get feelings like there's something there when there's nothing. Just when I pack. And possibly has happened a couple times with a strap during sex but not really.
Is this something different from phantom dick? It's so weird, but it is on me for most of my daily life so maybe I'm just rly used to it being there?

And now, a delightful jaunt through r/TMPOC - which stands for Trans Male/Transmasculine People of Color, also known as the colored fountain for li'l doodz. Let's take a look at these lassies, who are somehow even more self-pitying and morose than their white counterparts.

This one wants to know what the odds are of dating regular, bog-standard women of color - because she states that she "can't see [herself] in a relationship with a white person," which seems starkly ironic when you consider the market value of beastly little gnomettes with clitoral superworms.
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To those who have dated WOC​

I just wanted to ask your experiences on dating women of color as trans man of color? Especially cis-women. I haven't had the best experiences but I need some hope lol. I find that, where I'm located, there's not a lot of WOC who are willing to date trans men. I'm not interested in the why's of it – I just wanna know the basics. At what age did y'all meet? Did her parents know you're trans, how did they react? When did you reveal to her that you are trans? Have you been rejected a lot of times by WOC for being trans?
I'm specifically asking about WOC because I can't see myself in a relationship with a white person.

A fork in the road: a POC (pooner of color) resents that her gendershit buddies don't like having to atone for being white all the time while her skinfolk aren't really her kinfolk because they think the trans stuff is a load of garbage. A truly difficult cross to bear.
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So tired of people having no spine or desire to show up for others​

Is it so hard to speak up about things and talk about them even if they don't directly pertain to you? So many white queers I know will speak so loudly about LGBTQ+ political issues but then fall silent when it comes to defending/speaking on how other minority groups are being harmed. For example (foreword: I live in the U.S), the amount of white queers I know who are always talking about anti-LGBTQ+ laws or how elimination against DEI impacts the queer community but not the recent threats against immigrants or how legislation impacts other marginalized groups is astounding. I've seen so many white queers overlook microaggressions, racism, even transphobia if said white queers aren't trans themselves. On the flip side, so many POC will act on their homophobia/transphobia. They won't speak up on how LGBTQ+ people are being harmed and they won't implement even the smallest allyship into their lives. They'll be in the mindset of not having a problem with people being queer but not being willing to fight for them. White people who aren't queer can be all of these combined. It's infuriating how they can do what they please with no consequence and that nothing really impacts them personally so they choose not to say or do anything. It feels like everyone's speaking up for and looking after only themselves and their own communities while turning away from anybody else and it's beyond frustrating

Aesop's AFABles: this little gal has given up on love in this "late-stage capitalism neo-colonialist white supremacist hellscape" and has practically transitioned into the Fox from the Fox and the Grapes. Notably, she claims all four of her exes were some kind of toxic, abusive and problematic... a streak of bad luck, or indication that the problem lies within?
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I think I will never find romantic love and I'm starting to accept this idea​

In this late-stage capitalism neo-colonialist white supremacist hellscape, I don't think romantic love is reachable for me, a trans person of colour with invisibilised disabilities.
I am tired of the dating life/tired of the algorithms whose goal is to keep you on the app and make you pay to meet some decent partners, I have some crushes on certain people's profiles but I'm too broke to pay +30€ every week on Tinder or whatever to "super like"/to be "noticed" by the people. Not even talking about the ghosting and the unsuccessful dates.
I had 4 exes and they were all toxic, abusive & problematic in their own specific but similar ways. The worst one raped me and called the cops who put me in a psych ward. The other ones were casually racist, verbally abused me, harmed me and fetishised me.
I tried to go to the BDSM/kinky queer scene of my city just to be strangulated without my consent or misgendered by cis white "queer" men. When it's not strangulation or misgendering, it's rusty old ass white men hitting on me... A living nightmare. I just genuinely love shibari/ropes but that's kinda it. Thinking of doing a break.
Most of the people I relation with/on the dating apps are white. I got 50 shades of whiteness: cis queer, trans, you name it: they are still white. And I don't think/I'm not sure if they see me as an actual love interest. Without even talking about the microagressions, the "I'm Irish I'm not white", the double standards, racial fatigue and racial burden on me when it comes to date white people.
I get the memo: it's not fashionable to love someone like me. I'm tired. I quit. Or maybe a decent partner is present, but an ocean or a continent apart? I don't want to sound pessimistic or anything. I will focus on my studies, on my art, on continuous education about systemic oppressions, on my friendships, on my family, on having fun in general, on enjoying the little pleasures of life. I know love is real and I know some people love, appreciate, like me. But romance is dead to me.