A pooner asks the poonhive aka r/phallo how her fellow doods would navigate going to a massage parlor for a "rub and tug". I kid you not:
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What the hell does she expect to get out of it? She'll be asking a sex-trafficked Thai or Vietnamese immigrant woman who likely speaks poor English and is used to fending off creepy men who either don't want to pay for what they want or want something that she doesn't offer (like condomless sex) to tug on a piece of arm or leg flesh for... what purpose, exactly? Actually, if the masseuse isn't careful enough with the 'dog, she might actually pull it off the pooner's mons. This should be a scene in a raunchy comedy. Please make it happen!
The comments are, as you would expect, both hilarious and infuriating:
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Funny how they seem to believe the sex workers are all idiots.
No, Aydin. Nobody believes that your rotdog is just a "penis that comes without a boner", whatever the hell they believe that means.