The #Ralphaswamp - 26.66ac parcel in the middle of nowhere - Caldwell Parish, Louisiana.

[An automatic clown]

This just made me ask if Ralph ever taken time to have a vacation without it being tied to the Kill Report? When was his last multi day hiatus from the internet?

I think he ties"vacations" to his dying Killstream so his former Jew money guy can expense it as a business expense.

 

[MediocreMilt]

So he inherited 50/50 ownership in a block of land in the middle of nowhere? I'm guessing that the uncle lives there because theres no way Ralph wouldn't have immediately wanted to sell it.

No. His address is in the first post (side note @Sam Losco maybe consider putting PRIVATE tags on that tax doc) and if you street view it looks like a nice house compared to Ronnie's Arkansas crack-shack.

He lives in Mississippi, and it looks like a long drive to Copenhagen, LA

 

[Sam Losco]

No. His address is in the first post (side note @Sam Losco maybe consider putting PRIVATE tags on that tax doc) and if you street view it looks like a nice house compared to Ronnie's Arkansas crack-shack.

He lives in Mississippi, and it looks like a long drive to Copenhagen, LA

Null is the one that copied the post out to a new thread. I trust he would have done it if he wanted it so.

 

[Freeman]

 

[Some dude]

Dear leader deserves better than to be surrounded by a bunch of coonasses

Plus where would the constant weewoo's come from? Nearest PD is probably more than half an hour away.

 

[AltisticRight]

It is the perfect place for that Killstream Kompound he's talked about before,

Katboy Killstream Koo Kux Klan Koke Kope Kompound.

 

[Christorian X]

So a few things:

Firstly, here is the assessment for the land. According to them its worth under $3500.

Next up, because it's rated for Timberland, if he wanted to sell off the timber, it runs about 3k an acre, thats not including the cost to actually cut it down and ship it. So for the 70ishk max he's looking at maybe 25k after negotiating with a logging company.

Here's the report:

I'm including the entire report as an attachment.

Finally, if any of this land is under sea level or near water features, or depending on how its zoned, such as timberland, it most likely can't be subdivided much if at all. Again, based on zoning, what type of buildings could be limited as well. This land is worth about as much as the ring, lol.

 

[AltisticRight]

So a few things:

Firstly, here is the assessment for the land. According to them its worth under $3500.

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Next up, because it's rated for Timberland, if he wanted to sell off the timber, it runs about 3k an acre, thats not including the cost to actually cut it down and ship it. So for the 70ishk max he's looking at maybe 25k after negotiating with a logging company.

Here's the report:

View attachment 3217906

I'm including the entire report as an attachment.

Finally, if any of this land is under sea level or near water features, or depending on how its zoned, such as timberland, it most likely can't be subdivided much if at all. Again, based on zoning, what type of buildings could be limited as well. This land is worth about as much as the ring, lol.

Ralph knows where to find the best a-logging company.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Say he sells his share of the land, how much of that money does Faith get to take?

 

[Weeb Slinger]

All Ogres need a swamp.

It's the edgy [current year] Shrek prequel no one asked for. Where, after fucking and impregnating the donkey, and losing all his money in Vegas, he forsakes civilisation for his "shart patch."

 

[Braphamut]

If Ralph decided to do a wilderness survival type stream in his swamp I’d watch it.

Gunt VS. Wild

On TLC

Ha! I imagine it would go about as well as that WingsOfRedemption PKA camping trip.

Boast: "We're gonna shoot gator and buck and smoke weed with Bigfoot. Destiny vs E. Michael Jones "
Reality: TTS goes off while he's provoking patrons at a country gas station, gets mugged by the Sneeds and loses his ring.

 

[ConSluttant]

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Does Ralph understand how "half interest" works? It doesn't mean the acreage amount goes up if you get 100
% interest. Goddamn he is a dumbfuck.

 

[Sam Losco]

So a few things:

Firstly, here is the assessment for the land. According to them its worth under $3500.

View attachment 3217900

Next up, because it's rated for Timberland, if he wanted to sell off the timber, it runs about 3k an acre, thats not including the cost to actually cut it down and ship it. So for the 70ishk max he's looking at maybe 25k after negotiating with a logging company.

Here's the report:

View attachment 3217906

I'm including the entire report as an attachment.

Finally, if any of this land is under sea level or near water features, or depending on how its zoned, such as timberland, it most likely can't be subdivided much if at all. Again, based on zoning, what type of buildings could be limited as well. This land is worth about as much as the ring, lol.

Timber Class III means it's lower value Timberland capable of producing less than 85 cubic feet of timber per acre per annum.

https://www.laforestry.com/_files/ugd/b18d24_1c9e5385d1f34e51b98a242f8e8fb27a.pdf

Class IV would mean it's actual swampland.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Timber Class III means it's lower value Timberland capable of producing less than 85 cubic feet of timber per acre per annum.

https://www.laforestry.com/_files/ugd/b18d24_1c9e5385d1f34e51b98a242f8e8fb27a.pdf

Class IV would mean it's actual swampland.

You can tell by the satellite photo that any valuable timber was cut ages ago and replanted with shit pine. Probably that’s how Clyde got spending cash for that pimp pinkie ring. The land is more a burden than an asset, which could work in Ralph’s favor for income tax purposes if he actually paid any. I’d be insulted if my relatives left me that crap.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Firstly, here is the assessment for the land. According to them its worth under $3500.

LOL, I had no idea land anywhere in the US was that cheap.

Congrats Ralph, you have a $100 gumball machine ring and 26 acres of land that no one wants worth less than a used honda. What a baller.

 

[Naidyonov]

Little pig, little pig.

 

[Christorian X]

Timber Class III means it's lower value Timberland capable of producing less than 85 cubic feet of timber per acre per annum.

https://www.laforestry.com/_files/ugd/b18d24_1c9e5385d1f34e51b98a242f8e8fb27a.pdf

Class IV would mean it's actual swampland.

Thats what I thought but I didn't have the working knowledge to be sure. So essentially it was a parcel no one wanted and some redneck either had a retarded scheme or just wanted to tell people he had 25 acres somewhere to look hood rich.

 

[State Champ]

In November 2025 the FBI surrounds a lone gunman fortified in his Camp Copenragin' compound. As the loudspeakers blast out the last chance to surrender peacefully, a solitary voice echoes out through the trees... "IT'S NAWT TRUUUUU!!!!"

 

[Sam Losco]

LOL, I had no idea land anywhere in the US was that cheap.

Congrats Ralph, you have a $100 gumball machine ring and 26 acres of land that no one wants worth less than a used honda. What a baller.

There isn't. What the government says it's worth for tax purposes is almost always lower than what you'd get by selling it.
Unless it's toxic waste dump land.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

There isn't. What the government says it's worth for tax purposes is almost always lower than what you'd get by selling it.
Unless it's toxic waste dump land.

Except on Oahu.