"The talk"

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

You must have the patience of a saint, Null. I don't know how long I listen Chris carry on about the cpu goddesses before I would lose it.

 

[Nuttelex]

One can only imagine how draining reading those odd diatribes are after a while.
Good luck, I suspect you probably need a holiday after this.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

So, he thinks Commodore is talking to him now? But is also an anime girl and his imaginary friends attended the rest of TMG for him.

Null, I think you're fighting a losing battle with this one. Barb dying is going to result in him fully mentally breaking into this muttered land of 'tisim and insanity even further.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Scarlet Will help us against Rei Ryghts. Remember to share some prayers with the CPUs. Also, tell everyone to give their Full Support to Commodore on their Next Console, which will be named the Commodore CW. Let Commodore know that the console SHOULD have a Serial Port for the Floppy Driveand Printer, a port for the Cassette Drive, a Cartridge Port for their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their controller should be reminiscent of the Commodore Logo in shape, with pattern of the typical controller, I like the Xbox controller scheme the “C” half facing outward from the player, following the controller for it, and it should be wireless with the USB cable port. And a USB input and output ports for media input and backup, and even hooking up to a PC or Laptop for using either as a monitor. The console should take the shape and form of the Classic Keyboard Console, Complete with the Keyboard. Online functions, downloadable games, and plenty Independent game Titles for the CCW. And the media of their new games should be Physical And Downloadable; I really like using the Cartridges for their games. And the price should be less than $400 on the finished console product. And they should take their time in fully developing, designing, assembling, testing and getting all the bugs out before making it available for sale.

Has anyone told him the bad news? The news that Commodore hasn't released a product in 25 years?

 

[Adolf_Ash]

With autistic people, you can’t be vague in telling them what they should or shouldn’t do. “Respecting personal space” will mean a lot of things to Chris. It’s best to lay it out to him in simple and concrete terms.

Such as, don’t get too close to people unless they say you can. Ask people if you can if you are not sure.

It’s just something about the autistic mind where they can’t fill in any blanks, “be good” is just too broad, for example. There are lots of ways to be good in their mind.

@AnOminous knows more

I don't think this will work either. It's not just the autism, it's Chris too.
He is far to egotistical to understand the value of other peoples personal space. If he thinks he should kiss someone on the cheek, well dammit he's going for it and anyone saying that's wrong is a troll. Because in Chris' mind, anything he does or decide is good, because it benefits him and that's all he cares about.
He might tell you he's not going to, but being ruled perdomnately by his emotions, he'll do it anyway.

 

[GS 281]

Jesus Christ, that read like some sort of schizo shit. Chris is one fucked up mother fucker. Really don't think counseling would even help at this point, he needs a caretaker.

I dunno, I feel like his thought processes are getting worse and that he is more malleable than what he had been in the past. Like now, I think that he would believe literally anything as long as his stupid pedo cartoons were tied to it.

 

[JULAY]

Josh:

Quit molesting people. You're going to get banned from conventions and possibly face criminal charges.

Chris:

Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.

 

[Null]

Chris:
Good Morning, Josh. I assure you that I never squeezed or even touched anyone's butt at all.

And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my hedgehog-defensive state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.


Josh:
Alright. Just be careful in the future and if it's anything other than putting a hand on the waist ask first. People will forgive and forget if the next con goes well.
Hopefully BronyCon still lets you go.


Chris:
No problem.
I am positive it will still be good.

 

[Positron]

*Stress sigh*. No one needs to know about your "leaking mucus" Chris.

 

[heathercho]

And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my hedgehog-defensive state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.

I hope this is carved on to his headstone one day. That's some deeply poetic shit.

Actually, I wish Jeremy Brett were still alive to give a dramatic reading of that.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I don't think this will work either. It's not just the autism, it's Chris too.
He is far to egotistical to understand the value of other peoples personal space. If he thinks he should kiss someone on the cheek, well dammit he's going for it and anyone saying that's wrong is a troll. Because in Chris' mind, anything he does or decide is good, because it benefits him and that's all he cares about.
He might tell you he's not going to, but being ruled perdomnately by his emotions, he'll do it anyway.

Even if he believes should be allowed to do it, he won't do it if he thinks he'll go to jail. Chris is terrified of jail.

 

[Fagatron 69]

my hedgehog-defensive state

Holy shit @Male you were right!

what chris is doing

what chris thinks he's doing

 

[Pony Horn]

Chris has Null trying to get a comp upgrade at bronycon.

Also, Chris gets the info he wants (bronycon) then spouts babble. Talk about 2 men trying to wrangle each other.

Just saw the 2nd bit. Well, he's talking the talk. Unfortunately his sense of decorum is outside the norm. Plus he doesn't seem to realize that there will be bronys there who would not mind setting him up to get kicked out.

It's not a matter of him being good now. It's a matter of him acting so well that if someone complains witnesses will be willing to step up and say he was innocent. If he's clingy during a selfie, or at anytime, it's gonna be a matter of "muh feelings" and Chris is gonna be out of luck.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I kind of liked his reference to the “hedgehog-defensive state”. Looks like whoever said he was trying to do a Sonic spin move wasn’t far off...

Edited: defensive state, not position

 

[LazloChalos]

hedgehog-defensive state

He has a name for it!?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He has a name for the curling up? "Hedgehog defensive state?" He really was imitating Sonic like the other posters joked about?

I am positive it will still be good.

He seems entirely not worried about an industry-wide ban.

 

[RG 448]

Our steepest empathies go out to you, Chris!

 

[Null]

He seems entirely not worried about an industry-wide ban.

I'm satisfied by his latest answer re: personal space but I don't think he really understands he could just have his pass revoked to Bronycon preemptively, which might be for the best. If he's denied entry to cons until 2019 it might get him to understand the severity of the issue.

 

[autism420]

Damn, he seriously seems like he's showing schizophrenic tendencies. I really wish he would see a behavioral therapist or something.

 

[GethN7]

@GethN7 can you please try and translate that into something semi-legible? Thanks!

o_0 .........I''ll do my best.


Hey. I am feeling better, yet still recovering. I want to let you know about something, I was sent to TMG to learn more about the possible return of Tari and Rei Ryghts being up to something with the Atari VCU. The CPUs' suspicions were correct from what we were able to get from what I learned during my time there. Rei Ryghts being up to something with the Atari VCU. The CPUs' suspicions were correct from what we were able to get from what I learned during my time there. Amy Rose stayed the remainder of the convention to attend the remaining events and listen on the talk and gossip. We need to make the presence of the Nation of Comma, and the CPU of the Commodore Consoles, Scarlet, spread far and wide everywhere. Her Memories HAVE been bestowed to someone in this world of ours;


Rei Ryghts was a character who debuted in Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory/Rebirth 3. She and her nation Tari are an obvious reference to the Atari 2600 game system, with the "The Great Crash" that led to their backstory downfall being a reference to Great Video Game Crash of 1983 where the company's profits IRL imploded.

The Atari VCU is a modern day comeback of the original system, much like the NES/SNES Classic of recent day IRL.

The rest is a fever dream reference to part of the plot of Victory/Rebirth 3/the anime based on the game, where Rei was initially a joke as a threat, having amnesia about her former role, but once she regains her memories she basically tries to take over Gamindustri in an attempt to become the sole ruler (aka she's butthurt no one gives a shit about her anymore).



Scarlet is Kind and Compassionate; she is the counter to Rei Ryghts, should and when Rei attempt something to resurrect her lost Nation.


This is a mangled conflation of plot elements from Rebirth 3/Victory and Victory II. Short version is that Rei had two counterparts, one in the Hyperdimension (modern day) and Ultradimension (an alt universe meant to basically make shoutouts to the late eighties and early nineties eras of gaming), and they exist as a dimensional balancing act: If one is a joke in one world, they are a threat in another and vice versa, until you put a stop to that shit by the end of the game.

It's also a mangled reference to how Uzume Tennouboshi from Victory II (who represents the Sega Dreamcast) had an evil counterpart who was literally an inverted version of herself (right down to color scheme and outfit), and Chris basically referring to this "Scarlet" in much the same manner, as an inverse counterpart to Rei, the "good" version, if you will.


Scarlet Will help us against Rei Ryghts. Remember to share some prayers with the CPUs. Also, tell everyone to give their Full Support to Commodore on their Next Console, which will be named the Commodore CW. Let Commodore know that the console SHOULD have a Serial Port for the Floppy Driveand Printer, a port for the Cassette Drive, a Cartridge Port for their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their controller should be reminiscent of the Commodore Logo in shape, with pattern of the typical controller, I like the Xbox controller scheme the “C” half facing outward from the player, following the controller for it, and it should be wireless with the USB cable port. And a USB input and output ports for media input and backup, and even hooking up to a PC or Laptop for using either as a monitor. The console should take the shape and form of the Classic Keyboard Console, Complete with the Keyboard. Online functions, downloadable games, and plenty Independent game Titles for the CCW. And the media of their new games should be Physical And Downloadable; I really like using the Cartridges for their games. And the price should be less than $400 on the finished console product. And they should take their time in fully developing, designing, assembling, testing and getting all the
bugs out before making it available for sale.

Versus the Atari VCU, the Commodore CW Should be a Greater Success! Please, help me spread
the word to the current people of Commodore in this world.

We need LOTS of this world's people to voice all of this to Commodore.


This is a shitload of TL;DR referencing the late Commodore 64 system and related sperging about how it's modern day revival should be as authentic as possible.