On today's Cast Castle:
Sarah, the Deputy Secretary of Skate, shows off her certified tugging skills and fawns over Andrew the game dev once more. So far we have Andy and Lydia, Tim and Alison (possibly Luke's dog is involved), and I'm pretty sure Brett and Miracle are a thing. The retard breeding program is an outstanding success outside of the Ian and crazy bitch who worked for Tim failure.
New security measures and decorations are up:
And Carter, the man with the scarf fucks up cutting a cake more than once as he's still a massive fuck up:
The episode ends with Tim's Brother saying "we got swatted."
Remember that Tim LOVES to stir shit and pound the table, as much as he pretends he doesn't engage in it. And he knows that "Offspring drummer FIRED for REFUSING the VACCINE!!!!!" is a much better narrative to run with than "Offspring drummer claims he was fired for being unvaccinated, band's founders say world-wide tour was impossibly difficult with unvaccinated member and hope to be able to work with him in the future."
To be fair that's essentially getting fired for not being vaccinated. Sure, you're not being fired because you're not vaccinated, you're being fired because you can't perform your job function as you're not allowed in this building, but you're only not being allowed in this building because you're not vaccinated.
I smell massive bullshit because
1. Lydia is married to her high school boyfriend. She's briefly mentioned it a long time ago on TimcastIRL and allegedly talked about it a bit on Crissy Mayer's podcast. She got married when she was young, long before she started working with TimcastIRL.
2. "I kNoW tHe FbI iN pOLaNd!"
3. Quotes Emily Molli.
Emily Molli and Rocco Castoro are crackheads. They're fucking losers that think they're constantly on the cusp of becoming the next Watergate faggots. They literally think their incomprehensible Chinese botnet Jan. 6 Insurrection fever dream is going to be the next Pentagon Papers. They have ZERO friends and ZERO connections. Nobody wants to be around them because they're fucked out of their minds. Either both are schizo or (most likely) they're fully fucked out of their minds on meth/coke. Their entire Twitter feed (Rocco has at least 2 different accounts) is just them posting threads with no engagement other than the occasional "Tim Pool is a Dim Fool!" type comments.
-edit: apparently Lyds was lying before or some shit? Whatever. The rest still stands.
1.) I don't know if Lyd's was lying or just got divorced but she's with Andy now.
2.) Yea, I don't really believe it, but it's worth a mention as Luke's ex recently mentioned he was a lusty man that cheated and wanted to fuck Shoe0nhead, so there's some context even if it's incredibly minor.
3.) Yup, Emily is somewhat coherent but Rocco is a complete retard and like you said he just lives in his own schizo reality of posting random crap that makes no sense but he thinks is a major gotcha. Ian's ex seems to be mostly the same way and has ended up friends with Rocco and Emily. I guess you either end up in the compound or in the reject basement with that crew if you're fired from Tim's retard squad.
