
...this did not happen. Not before his Medicare-funded moob job or FFS, not after, not ever. For reference, here is a pic post-boob-job pre-FFS:

Todd's declared best friend, y'all. But he is obsessed with himself

He's a married man who put a ring on the first geek girl who would have him and was basically roommates/pet parents for decades. Raven is a complete dickpandering handmaiden, but I feel a little sorry for her. Imagine coming home to this everyday while being the breadwinner as a low-level costume designer. Dany however gets nothing but disgust because

BY EVERYTHING GOOD AND HOLY, KEEP HIM AWAY FROM KIDS.