Money Trannyformer$ - Let me Clarify

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repentance said:
Do they "unexpectedly" raise your credit limit in the US? They can't here. They'll contact you 6 ways from Sunday when you're eligible for an increase but you still have to click that button and apply for it.
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My banks each have an option to request a credit line increase on the accounts' dashboard. My guess is Chris maxed out his cards, chimped, and clicked the line increase on one of the cards he isn't presently behind on.

Then, Chris being Chris, he forgot about the request, hence why he sees it as a bonus.

I've never gotten a limit increase I didn't ask for. To do so seems extremely predatory, even for credit card companies.
 
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MudMux said:
He's living out yet another childhood fantasy.

My interpretation of this fucking mess is that - 30 years ago - little Chris wanted to play out a very specific Transformers scenario with Optimus, Arcee and Bumblebee representing his father, mother and himself.

But alas, he couldn't get his hands on a transforming Arcee figure to cast as a proxy-Barb, and little Chris's fantasies were dashed. He couldn't possibly use another toy to fill in for her. Arcee is the only role that makes sense to him.

Three decades later, Chris finally has his toy, and can now finally sit on his ass on the floor of his playroom and live out this lifetime-in-the-making Transformers epic alongside an imaginary, idealized version of his parents.

It's like Crystal: An idea so deeply rooted in his childhood that he's never been able to get over it, only bide his time until the Great Bear finally provides him with all the pieces he needs to see it come true.
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True enough, but my guess is that the excuse was cooked up in his head when he saw he was getting flak and retroactively applied.

That's Chris for you, in his mind all he has to do is cook up an excuse or something and it gets him off the hook. He wasn't just spending money on toys, he was spending money on toys for a reason, so that's okay.
 
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I'm loving that Chris can't see how bad this makes him look. He received an increase to the amount of money that he could spend on credit so in his mind that means he was justified in instantly spending that money on pointless Transformers figures.

Despite telling us this he's then admitting that they're going to struggle for money to pay their bills and that he needs donations to help. It's lke he's too dense to realise that the fact he spends any money he's given so frivolously might just put people off donating to him.

'Amongst their kiwi grapevines,' is one of my favourite CWC lines in a long time. What I would have given for him to say that in a video.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
I'm not going to donate any money to an autism like Chris who lives in his mother's basement. I have rent to pay.

Dear lord, he thinks that credit cards are free money.
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not in the basement
behind the basement

also yes, it wouldn't surprise me if chris thinks credit is free money. I don't think borb taught him otherwise

but let's not forget chris is a victim here, if that whore of a mother barb didn't steal his much needed money for things like pay more than minimum on bills, chris would have had more life upgradesb:c:heart-empty:
:twisted: THAT :twisted: SLUT :twisted:

i hope no one takes this seriously
 
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