Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

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All those people worried about AI causing artists to lose their jobs, just wait to see the dialogue quality of the next Ubishit game.
 
ZMOT said:
lol.
lmao.

they'll claim there is no lag and you just don't understand how the game works (this was literally their first excuse way back when, just replace lag with changed RNG).
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Hey a man can dream, especially after they admitted their previous fuck up and we got those sweet compensation caches. I was going to also add that shit seems to have gotten a bit better, and that I was able to actually earn some event keys, but then I delta 3'd out of district union like 4 times in the space of 5 minutes, so guess not.
 
East_Clintwood said:
Hey a man can dream, especially after they admitted their previous fuck up and we got those sweet compensation caches. I was going to also add that shit seems to have gotten a bit better, and that I was able to actually earn some event keys, but then I delta 3'd out of district union like 4 times in the space of 5 minutes, so guess not.
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lol wait until you play this week's manhunt mission and without realizing you kill the boss on a place that you can't reach so you lose the loot.
Yes, this happened to me yesterday with 3 random players.
 
Raging Capybara said:
All those people worried about AI causing artists to lose their jobs, just wait to see the dialogue quality of the next Ubishit game.
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I've been replaying Far Cry 6 and if you had told me they used it for this game I'd believe you tbqh

Honestly, if this leads to an age of Oblivion style NPC interactions though, I'm all for it.
 
Miller said:
lol wait until you play this week's manhunt mission and without realizing you kill the boss on a place that you can't reach so you lose the loot.
Yes, this happened to me yesterday with 3 random players.
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Oh well, the real reward is having overcome the challenge. So-called loot doesn't really mean anything.
 
Miller said:
lol wait until you play this week's manhunt mission and without realizing you kill the boss on a place that you can't reach so you lose the loot.
Yes, this happened to me yesterday with 3 random players.
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I killed his ass ages ago. Fortunately for me I was using one of my dumbass testing shit builds and was grouped with 3 absolute shitters so we didn't have the damage to insta-nuke him on the scaffold. It's interesting that it's happening though, in my experience D2 is actually pretty good about knowing when loot would drop in impossible places and porting it to you. I assume it's a side effect of them reusing missions again without thinking it all the way through, because on the invaded version that gate to the left opens so you'd be able to get up there
 
East_Clintwood said:
I killed his ass ages ago. Fortunately for me I was using one of my dumbass testing shit builds and was grouped with 3 absolute shitters so we didn't have the damage to insta-nuke him on the scaffold. It's interesting that it's happening though, in my experience D2 is actually pretty good about knowing when loot would drop in impossible places and porting it to you. I assume it's a side effect of them reusing missions again without thinking it all the way through, because on the invaded version that gate to the left opens so you'd be able to get up there
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made me remember that massive has leaned fuck all after loot was stuck in division 1's enemy spawn closed because you nuked them too fast...
 
whatever I feel like said:
E3 is dead, they didn't want to be the only ones there. Might as well not waste half a week of its' studio heads' time and do a virtual presentation at that point.
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On the one hand you're right and E3 is absolutely fucking dead, but on the other hand you have the fact that
a)Ubisoft has fucking literally nothing interesting coming
b)Even if they did, they can't present for shit, Ubi showcase was fucking dire.

Now onto funnier news, Ubi is replacing their dogshit forums at last and instead they'll be using..... Discord
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So now if I want some gormless minimum wage retard support staff to respond to my bug report by asking me if I've done the useless unrelated troubleshooting for the millionth time I'll have to install the groomer app.
 
I still want to know what the hell is going on The Division Heartlands. Has the whole thing been shelved? Retooled? Secretly being remade into the Division 3?
 
Of course I post on here about wanting more rural American setting games, but there's something kind of amusing - wryly to me - about that seeming to be a trend now, but like, exoticized? It's hard to imagine that I'm part of a minority, not being like a dude in a cabin in Alaska, but just that half the country is loaded up into huge cities, skyscraper forests and their sprawl that I've barely interacted with. Far Cry 5 did the same thing but was also hamming it up big time.

What the fuck even is "Middle America" as a setting? Generic Midwestern/Great Plains county?

I'd like to see it survive. Had some interest in the first two, second one would be neat to have that Fallout 3 like experience in the National Mall again, but it puts a really bad taste in my mouth (even if they didn't know any better back then) that it's got heroic glow-in-the-darks policing pandemic America by force.
 
whatever I feel like said:
E3 is dead, they didn't want to be the only ones there. Might as well not waste half a week of its' studio heads' time and do a virtual presentation at that point.
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Fuck me, it's all no-name "AAA" studios and shitty indies in the next E3. Just kill the fucking thing please.
 
I'm hearing that Ubisoft+ MAY be heading to Xbox sooner than later. Maybe April. Who would want to subscribe for JUST Ubisoft games when they regularly go on sale? This may also mean that they'd remove their titles from Game Pass or PS+ to entice people for subscriptions. If so, that's quite scummy but not too surprising.
 
They're so broke they can't afford forums anymore? Lol
 
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