Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

[Kane Lives]

So what are you guys dream companies' if they sell the IP's off bit by bit? I just want to see who would pick up the Tom Clancy stuff, and I would laugh like crazy if it turns out to be a Chinese company.

I just want BlueByte to be free of the French faggotry. Free my nigga Anno.

 

[Jace on ice]

Reminder that Ubisoft showed a whole load of AC games in a presentation a while back. One of them was a game set in colonial America which seems to focus on witch hunting. If they are shoving niggers so haphazardly into a game about Japan, think how much feminism must be in that one...assuming it will ever be released now.

Assassin's Creed Hex? We'll very likely never see it which is probably a blessing because one of the anti woke YouTubers, I think Vee dug up quotes from an investor call confirming it has a lesbian protagonist and is quote "the gayest Assassin's Creed ever."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Assassin's Creed Hex? We'll very likely never see it which is probably a blessing because one of the anti woke YouTubers, I think Vee dug up quotes from an investor call confirming it has a lesbian protagonist and is quote "the gayest Assassin's Creed ever."

I wanna see it because it might flop lol

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

I still remember when the AC3 director cried about Japanese games writing saying games journalist played favoritisms, or when he said Feudal Japan and Egypt were boring setting for a game.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

This or schizo theory: he wants to subvert Japan through its history to make the country more open to foreigners.

You've seen this openly already when tech cunts like Elon Musk go mask off and talk about """fixing""" Japan's birth rate "problem" by importing replacement rate shitskins there just like was done to the west...

Step 1 is "Yasuke was Japan's first black samurai"
Step 2 is "Therefore black people have always been part of Japan so Japan needs to mass import niggers and Muslims into their peaceful high-trust society"

The West is already too far gone even if deportation of illegals are implemented but step 2 will be a bit hard to convince Japan with. The groups currently at the top of the victim hierarchy in Japan I think are Koreans (most who have been already naturalized apart from an anti-Japan nationalists minority) and the Ainu (who are Japan's version of the indigenous/First Nations).

Having said that, cities like Tokyo are increasingly getting pozzed to the point that Japan's Japanese majority is actually decreasing ever so slightly from like 99% to like 98.5% or 98%.

 

[ShitLurker]

I also had a lot of friends who loved For Honor and would love more of it.

A proper single player game with the For Honor combat system could be peak. Too bad playing it requires uplay and the mere thought of having to run it makes me prefer playing something else.

 

[Caligura]

Black Ops 6 practically doomed XDefiant to life support. Competing with a yearly juggernaut like CoD is wishful thinking.

As much I don't care for Ubislop, I find it ironic that for a French company games like XDefiant and even the recent Far Cry or Rainbow Six games still at the very least try to use 'real' guns (some with copyright-free names but otherwise modeled correctly). Like the guns in their games actually still look like guns if you ignore the optional Fortnite wannabe slop skins for them.

Whereas CoD is based in the USA but they are """morally""" obligated to make their guns fictional looking to prevent muh school shootings (not like they can just open up a Garand Thumb video lmao). See how they butchered guns in Black Ops 6 and Nu-MW3.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

I think Nintendo could do Rayman well

I don't think so, nintendo has a bunch of IPs they do nothing with and if they owned rayman I doubt they'd treat it any differently

 

[Hightension]

Ubishit seems to gather as much cash as possible for a coming evaluation, if they get acquired.
On psn there's now again ubisoft-sale.
One was in December already if I'm not mistaken.

I'd like it more if they would've made a game insane like asura's wrath but with a nigger-warlord. Rampaging through Asia with his big lipped kangz. I'm talking fighting a chicken god in the form of a giant ass cock (animal) only to fry it in a lake filled with oil.
I'm talking bitch-smacking moves to make sure the subjugated cook the fried rice on point.
Make it ridiculous, go crazy but fun.
But they're too afraid of everything and anyone, even sucker's on Twitter.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

what the fuck is an AC game anymore?

The series had so much potential. All they needed to do was make a good stealth game that was grounded in historical fiction and then make a final game set in the future/modern-day to wrap everything up. They could have done that after Syndicate but instead they got greedy and wanted to keep milking the franchise instead of putting it out of its misery like a lame horse.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I don't think so, nintendo has a bunch of IPs they do nothing with and if they owned rayman I doubt they'd treat it any differently

Rayman had a crossover with Mario, so it might as well be a Nintendo franchise at this point. Hell, he might be a contender for the next Smash title, the only qualification is that you had to appear on an Nintendo system at one point, and even that rule got a bit iffy in Ultimate.

I'd like it more if they would've made a game insane like asura's wrath but with a nigger-warlord. Rampaging through Asia with his big lipped kangz. I'm talking fighting a chicken god in the form of a giant ass cock (animal) only to fry it in a lake filled with oil.
I'm talking bitch-smacking moves to make sure the subjugated cook the fried rice on point.
Make it ridiculous, go crazy but fun.
But they're too afraid of everything and anyone, even sucker's on Twitter.

There was an "Afro Samurai" game in Gen 7. Quick research shows it isn't a crazy game like what you're describing, but I bet it's still a better brawler than what Assassins's Creed: KFC edition is going to be. The manga it is based on isn't technically set in Ancient Japan but it's close enough since this is the vibe they're going for, so the concept of a nigger samurai isn't even new, lmao.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I still want Sony to buy them. Funniest combo of stupidity ever would be Sony and Ubisoft.
Cmon get those exclusives Sony sisters!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

One of them was a game set in colonial America which seems to focus on witch hunting.

I assume this is the new AC game with the codename "Hexe". Why did they chose a german word when the game takes place in America? Hexe is german for witch.

Let's hope this game never comes out.

 

[Jace on ice]

If you want to make a nigger game how about a Black Dynamite game set up in modern day LA with beat em up combat and screwball humor a la Yakuza?

I'd buy that.

 

[ShitLurker]

I'd like it more if they would've made a game insane like asura's wrath but with a nigger-warlord. Rampaging through Asia with his big lipped kangz. I'm talking fighting a chicken god in the form of a giant ass cock (animal) only to fry it in a lake filled with oil.
I'm talking bitch-smacking moves to make sure the subjugated cook the fried rice on point.

If you want to make a nigger game how about a Black Dynamite game set up in modern day LA with beat em up combat and screwball humor a la Yakuza?

I'd buy that.

I'd be game for either of these. The first one going all in on Kangz and Jakub and the second just beeing hoodnigger Yakuza could be peak entertainment

 

[Lone MacReady II]

If you want to make a nigger game how about a Black Dynamite game set up in modern day LA with beat em up combat and screwball humor a la Yakuza?

I'd buy that.

More Kavinskyist muh dick meme propaganda? Yeah no thanks, I'll pass. I think America has had more than its fill of that feces.

 

[Sketchy Fingers]

This thread has peaked my interest into what Assassin's Creed has been up to for the past decade, and I stumbled across this channel.

https://www.youtube.com/@ACV

I've skimmed 3 different videos and have gotten 3 different narrators each time. How NPCs don't deduce that this is a commercial channel by Ubisoft is beyond me. It reminds me of a Nerd Crew video. How do people consume this shit?

Also I checked my Steam Library after my last post, and I was mistaken. It wasn't Black Flag that required me to create a Ubisoft account and use their launcher, it was Revelations. A game released for the 360 and PS3, and almost 15 years old at this point. Very cool.

 

[Low IQ Outlaw]

Excuse the phoneposting, and beat my head into a bloody pulp with clocks if I'm late, but I just came across some news (news to me at least lol)
Apparently Ubishart changed the japanese description of AC Shadows. Yasuke is no longer a "samurai", but a "great warrior", but only in the japanese version, the rest of the world shall know him as the samurai kang
Here's a link to the tweets, pls do me a fav and archive, I can't rn, thx in advance kiwibros

https://xcancel.com/RunningKenshi/status/1879039165876322645

 

[Jace on ice]

Even that isn't correct, he was a sword bearer aka a court servant.

He polished swords and readied his master's horse. Retainers didn't see active combat.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

This thread has peaked my interest into what Assassin's Creed has been up to for the past decade, and I stumbled across this channel.

https://www.youtube.com/@ACV

I've skimmed 3 different videos and have gotten 3 different narrators each time. How NPCs don't deduce that this is a commercial channel by Ubisoft is beyond me. It reminds me of a Nerd Crew video. How do people consume this shit?

Also I checked my Steam Library after my last post, and I was mistaken. It wasn't Black Flag that required me to create a Ubisoft account and use their launcher, it was Revelations. A game released for the 360 and PS3, and almost 15 years old at this point. Very cool.

I just skimmed through the videos and I count at least 4 different "narrators," most likely AI voices. Watching the most recent vids, they sound like ads, not a normal AC fan uploading vids for fun. Checking the YouTuber details, it says it was registered in India. The unboxing video below confirms it. See the shitskin hands and local Indian packaging. He even says in the comments he lives in Varanasi City, which is located near the infamous Ganges River.

My guess the channel probably started as a casual Indian fan of AC but at one point blew up in subscribers. Ubisoft Marketing saw this and thought it had the potential to influence audiences so they bought the channel or provide financial compensation to the owner and in return, the channel owner runs ads for AC with scripts provided by Ubisoft while pretending to be a grassroots fan to hide its astroturfed self. Like I said, the video scripts sound like corporate ads, as if they already played Assassins Creed Shadows, or have inside knowledge. No normal person fan or not talks like that, especially not for a yet to be released game.

Indians ruin something/screw people over #153

Excuse the phoneposting, and beat my head into a bloody pulp with clocks if I'm late, but I just came across some news (news to me at least lol)
Apparently Ubishart changed the japanese description of AC Shadows. Yasuke is no longer a "samurai", but a "great warrior", but only in the japanese version, the rest of the world shall know him as the samurai kang
Here's a link to the tweets, pls do me a fav and archive, I can't rn, thx in advance kiwibros

https://xcancel.com/RunningKenshi/status/1879039165876322645

This is the same story with Thomas Lockley and what he says to Japanese people and what he says to the West. Different people are receiving different narratives. This is insidious.