Video Game Chat Thread - Pre-Alpha Experimental Version

[ChonkyNeko]

Say it it with me, WE WUZ SAMURAJS N SHEEEIT

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If you have nigger fatigue, don't bother to click to see if it's real.

I gotta holla back. Back 2 da past.
Samurai Black.
Sheeeit.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

Just because there was ONE black samurai….

ACKCHYUALLY there was ONE black servant / sword-bearer (the japanese equivalent of the West's page or squire), not a Samurai or anything close to it. He was spared a worse fate because he was in the service of a Jesuit and Japan wasn't very keen on pissing off Jesuits at that moment for various diplomatic and commercial reasons; I guess he made for an interesting conversation piece for the noble he served under. He was treated with as much respect as Japanese nobility could give any foreigner, but he wasn't granted a title or land or sent into cool super-secret missions or anything like that. Eventually his noble was betrayed and killed and our melanated friend was promptly called an animal by the people who were now in charge and returned to the Jesuits as soon as humanly possible to basically vanish from history. Everything else is just fiction, wishful thinking and WE WUZ of the highest order.

 

[Breadbassket]

Ubisoft is french. If you're gonna pin the blame on which multicultural wasteland they came from at least pick the right one.

French culture is based on bamboulas. They worship bamboulas. They insert bamboulas into Japanese history. They can't go a month without parading bamboulas.

 

[Merry]

Ubisoft is french. If you're gonna pin the blame on which multicultural wasteland they came from at least pick the right one.

France helped found America. Ubisoft is hopelessly tied to its American studios and financial backers. My point stands every stronger than ever before.

If we wanna be autistic about it we can blame the Masons I guess.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

I was already not going to buy it because I have never bought an AC game (its a shitty franchise) but this is just cringe asf. U play as a black guy in Japan? And as a woman? Thats so gay. So very gay.

So little was known about Yasuke. He has his own Netflix anime (that sucks balls) and yet we know so little about him. Like almost nothing at all. Dude could have been a necropheliac or a dog rapist. But BECAUSE HES BLACK MEANS WE MUST PANDER TO HIM.

Why couldnt they have done what Nioh 2 did? Like make him a boss battle or something? But no we must make him a main character. This might be the gayest Assassins Creed yet. Gayer than Odyssey which has u the player, fucking other dudes ( Its set in Greece)

 

[FatMebius]

Yasuke was a slave and a sword bearer who MAYBE (Perhaps) fought in one battle that he died in. He was a novelty and not some feared, epic samurai. He was a coal black slave who was nothing more than a novelty. Everyone tries to make a mountain out of a molehill with him.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Assassin's Creed is now less a series than it is its own sub-genre - you could slap the title on literally any third-person action game involving any kind of bladed combat and everyone would just accept it.

 

[hunter2]

Imagine making a video game about an entire culture and you pick the one different person you think your culture wants to see. Because screw the entirety of Japan, right?

If I was of Japanese descent I'd be pissed that this robbed me of my ability to play a character who looked like me.

It's just blatantly ridiculous and offensive at this point.

 

[Lokenstien]

This would be like if they had a game set during the American Revolution and you played some Spanish guy in Florida who maybe shot a Yankee here and there. No one wants Nigga's in Toyko.

The trailer also does a terrible fucking job selling it. It feels like a weeaboo's version of Japan that's more anime than historical.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Assassin's Creed is now less a series than it is its own sub-genre - you could slap the title on literally any third-person action game involving any kind of bladed combat and everyone would just accept it.

After AC2 the whole "assassin" part fell away. It's now just a series of superficial action RPGs with a shared aesthetic. I can't think of another series that has been as Flanderized as Assassin's Creed. If you're still playing Assassin's Creed in 2024, you deserve this slop.

 

[Telvanni]

Say it it with me, WE WUZ SAMURAJS N SHEEEIT

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If you have nigger fatigue, don't bother to click to see if it's real.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I’m enjoying the soy boys in the YouTube comment section who are only now just waking up to “maybe we shouldn’t backwash history“ and all of a sudden growing a pair because glorious Nippon is being disrespected.

I don’t wanna phone post, but I was gonna take a screenshot of one guy who is very upset and went into a whole history how historically, this could be one black guy in Japanese history, but this black guy was not a samurai. He was quite literally a dancing monkey that an Odo era emperor or found amusing.

If Reddit decides they’re allowed to make fun of this game for its backwashing, then there might be hope for the future boys.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Now the Japs will feel how I have considering I like Colonial and early United States history.

 

[GrimPortents]

Just because there was ONE black samurai….

Not even a samurai; a sword-bearer for Oda Nobunaga.

 

[ENDTOPII]

If Reddit decides they’re allowed to make fun of this game for its backwashing, then there might be hope for the future boys.

It will never happen, reddit bans anything that go against niggers. They will say it's "creative liberty" and lock the threads.

Spoiler: Reddit 101 (repetition), get it through your head!

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Finished a couple games yesterday.

Spider-Man: Miles Morales was really just a downgrade from the first Spider-Man game. The swinging around and combat are still fun but the story was boring and the villains were just plain bad. Of course the evil white businessman gets his comeuppance while the black terrorist gets to redeem herself by sacrificing herself heroically and not answering for any of the shit she did. I appreciated the scene where you walk through a street fair and basically meet the entire diversity checklist one after the other just to make sure you know they're there. I'm still planning to play Spider-Man 2 when it comes to PC (pirating it, almost definitely) but this really let me down after how much I liked the first one.

Super Mario Bros. Wonder was.. fine? I may just be past enjoying this type of game over much but I only ever really got into it in a couple of stages like the last one. The rest just felt very generic and soulless. I may be in the minority here, though.

 

[Eyesore City]

Ghost Dog is Enzo.

 

[Imagine Reading This LOL]

Say it it with me, WE WUZ SAMURAJS N SHEEEIT

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If you have nigger fatigue, don't bother to click to see if it's real.

SO YOU BE TELLING ME
YOU BE DEADASS TELLING ME RIGHT NOW
DAT WE
WUZ SAMURAI N SHIEEEET?

 

[Tingle]

Well this is sure to not make the Eastern world happy..

Yeah, this is practically how to kill your sales numbers in the East in one easy step.

 

[Imagine Reading This LOL]

Yeah, this is practically how to kill your sales numbers in the East in one easy step.

Their target demographic is retarded leftists who will rate any goyslop 10/10 GOTY as long as it contains EGS shit.
Why do you think Ubisoft is still in business despite them being the most hated company out there?
Asians are not their target demographic. Most gamers arent their target demographic. Their games appeal to the lowest common denominator.