Video Game Chat Thread - Pre-Alpha Experimental Version

[The Cheese Aisle]

Their target demographic is retarded leftists who will rate any goyslop 10/10 GOTY as long as it contains EGS shit.
Why do you think Ubisoft is still in business despite them being the most hated company out there?
Asians are not their target demographic. Most gamers arent their target demographic. Their games appeal to the lowest common denominator.

I thought East Asia and especially China was, like, everyone’s target demographic nowadays. That’s why western movies for example are so shitty and underperforming domestically, but then you see them churn out sequels because the global box office was a gazillion dollars. Not leftists, but still retarded cattle that will eat up the latest capeshit and unfinished micro transaction goyslop and sustain an industry based on sheer numbers alone.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

There are so many things they could've done in either the direction of a nigger protag (Besouro Manganga in late 19th century colonial Brazil doing crazy capoeira assassination bullshit) or a Sengoku era game (Literally just use Mitsuhide's story complete with Honno-ji being the final encounter) with a real historical person as a protagonist and they somehow found the worst of both worlds and make us focus on a guy who carried swords for like 15 months and barely spoke Japanese that people think is a samurai despite the fact he received no land, no koku, or even any particular privileges that weren't common among Nobunaga's pets more than they were for samurai.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Yasuke was not the kind of enigmatic historical figure you could write a thesis about, he was a nigger that served for an idiot that was killed by someone with a better army, and when it was time for the samurai to commit seppuku, yasuke was called an animal and thrown away.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

 

[ArgentinianGrandpa]

I find it hilarious that of all the Asscreed protagonist, the one time (as far as i know ) that ubisoft uses a real life historical figure for a protagonist, they go for a black man for the japanese setting, when all previous games used someone of the proper ethinicity for the settting and whats even funnier, is that he was one of the worst "samurai", in the history of japan. The only positive thing people say to defend him is that he was black, despite the fact that historically, Yasuke life was just:
-being born black
-Sent to japan with italian jesuits
-Nobunaga saw him and went "Hohoho he has brack skin, so funny", giving him a small sword and making him carry around his stuff

There is no record he knew japanese, no record that he fought in any battle other than in "theory", he was around nobunaga for just like a year and when he was betrayed and died, the one time Yasuke had a chance to be an honorable samurai, he surrenders and gives up his sword to the enemy, who calls him a nigger and sends him to india.

 

[Null]

JAPANEEZ PIPOS DIDN EVEN KNOW HOW TO MOLEST GIRLS N SHEET UNTIL THE OBOKONOBO TRIBE UNDA KANG KONGOBOBONGO LANDED ON THE HOME ISLES IN 1609

 

[Caligura]

Say it it with me, WE WUZ SAMURAJS N SHEEEIT

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If you have nigger fatigue, don't bother to click to see if it's real.

#StopAsianHate is in shambles as we speak.
This is is the perfect Nigger-Killing-Chinks simulator yet!

Jarrod Powell DLC when?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

ACKCHYUALLY there was ONE black servant / sword-bearer (the japanese equivalent of the West's page or squire), not a Samurai or anything close to it. He was spared a worse fate because he was in the service of a Jesuit and Japan wasn't very keen on pissing off Jesuits at that moment for various diplomatic and commercial reasons; I guess he made for an interesting conversation piece for the noble he served under. He was treated with as much respect as Japanese nobility could give any foreigner, but he wasn't granted a title or land or sent into cool super-secret missions or anything like that. Eventually his noble was betrayed and killed and our melanated friend was promptly called an animal by the people who were now in charge and returned to the Jesuits as soon as humanly possible to basically vanish from history. Everything else is just fiction, wishful thinking and WE WUZ of the highest order.

Came here to say this, pleased someone got to it before me.

Japanese are very good at pretending to like someone if it benefits them and switching gears just as easily.

JAPANEEZ PIPOS DIDN EVEN KNOW HOW TO MOLEST GIRLS N SHEET UNTIL THE OBOKONOBO TRIBE UNDA KANG KONGOBOBONGO LANDED ON THE HOME ISLES IN 1609

Can't wait for the usual suspects to claim that loli/shota and all the weird Japanese subcultures are actually a derivative of nigger culture.

 

[moocow]

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This unironically would have been better (and funnier).

Edit: Oh yeah and there's a fantastic spergout raging on the Wikipedia talk page for the article on this guy too. Edit warring, full page lock, the usual racism accusations, etc. They're REEEEEALLY miffed that people are calling out the outrageous claims of his Wakandan Kang status. It's moving fast enough that archiving it is useless (the talk page is fucking huge anyway and I wouldn't be surprised if the archivers choked on it).

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

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Now the Japs will feel how I have considering I like Colonial and early United States history.

One of those Japs makes a good point. It's Japan—you can literally make the assassin in Assassin's Creed a ninja. That could be a cool game. Literally, why go for a samurai at all? Are they retarded?

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Super Mario Bros. Wonder was.. fine? I may just be past enjoying this type of game over much but I only ever really got into it in a couple of stages like the last one. The rest just felt very generic and soulless. I may be in the minority here, though.

The 2D Mario series still has yet to release anything that tops Rayman Origins/Legends from way back in 2011.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

One of those Japs makes a good point. It's Japan—you can literally make the assassin in Assassin's Creed a ninja. That could be a cool game. Literally, why go for a samurai at all? Are they retarded?

Because Yasuke was a Samurai. Not a ninja. If Yasuke was a blacksmith then the player would be a blacksmith. Whatever Yasuke was in life during his time in Japan then the player must be that. It is essential that the player is a nigger in Japan. This is totally not race propaganda and not nigger worship and the game is in no way being funded by the United Nations which is run by Jews that worship Satan. This is just an action game I promise. Not goyslop at all.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Can't wait for the usual suspects to claim that loli/shota and all the weird Japanese subcultures are actually a derivative of nigger culture.

Damn nips stealin' Black pipo culture n shiet! Dey dun even season their rice!

 

[Happy Camper]

Has anyone here played The Witch's House before? It's one of those typical Japanese horror RPG maker games. I remember playing it years back, and I was just reminded of it now because I saw someone talk about it on YouTube. The game is very sadistic and gory, each death scene is like a scene from Saw. What I loved (and hated) about the game is the story, most specifically the endings and the massive plot twist. All I can say is, it's one of those horror games where it scares you by playing with you emotionally. Once you get the true ending, you'd be begging to have never played the game not because of its quality, but just how sadistic and depressing it is.

I remember that scaring the hell out of me as a kid in general to the point where I never finished it. Later in life (last year or so even I think) I looked up the lore of that game because I had a bit of a nostalgia binge for games like Yume Nikke and Ib (another RPGM banger btw). Almost glad I didn't try to finish it when I first played it because that would've been a case of childhood trauma, that game hits you like a freight train in the feels.

Cool game, highly recommend for people who aren't total wusses like me.

Are they retarded?

Yes.

 

[YumeNoHero]

I thought East Asia and especially China was, like, everyone’s target demographic nowadays. That’s why western movies for example are so shitty and underperforming domestically, but then you see them churn out sequels because the global box office was a gazillion dollars. Not leftists, but still retarded cattle that will eat up the latest capeshit and unfinished micro transaction goyslop and sustain an industry based on sheer numbers alone.

In case of China, imagine working in 996 culture and the last thing they wanted is to think about deeper meaning in a movie when their brain is tired to shit. There's a reason shit like Michael Bay's Transformers sell so well there is because the story is so simple you can turn your brain off and still get it, while the main entertainment is the visual spectacles CG it offers for what little free time they have.

Now back to Yasuke, I'm more interested in how are they going to break history in half to justify making an insignificant historical figure like him to be a foreigner samurai (which he isn't) or how he has major contribution to lord Nobunaga (which he didn't) and how he will be remembered in history (which he won't be as most Japanese people aren't even aware of him prior to this game outside of history nerds).

Total death to DEI history revisionists and filthy Angl*ids for colonizing other people's history.

 

[Narcotics]

DEI and blackrock must really be paying these studios well for them to keep implementing this kind of shit to their games.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

I tried The Quarry. Put it down after I realized that I was only playing to see more Ted Raimi.

I tried Hi-Fi Rush. It may be the best game pass exclusive but that doesn't make it a good game.

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

Say it it with me, WE WUZ SAMURAJS N SHEEEIT

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If you have nigger fatigue, don't bother to click to see if it's real.

Honestly, if it is meant to be Yasuke, it could be a neat story for a deuteragonist, even if you hate niggers you have to admit that "a slave becoming a personal servant of the biggest warlord in the country on a whim" is a pretty interesting plot, especially if the story takes place after Nobunaga's death, altough I'm not expecting much from Ubisoft.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Say it it with me, WE WUZ SAMURAJS N SHEEEIT

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If you have nigger fatigue, don't bother to click to see if it's real.

...Any good assassination games besides Hitman out there?

Finished a couple games yesterday.

Spider-Man: Miles Morales was really just a downgrade from the first Spider-Man game. The swinging around and combat are still fun but the story was boring and the villains were just plain bad. Of course the evil white businessman gets his comeuppance while the black terrorist gets to redeem herself by sacrificing herself heroically and not answering for any of the shit she did. I appreciated the scene where you walk through a street fair and basically meet the entire diversity checklist one after the other just to make sure you know they're there. I'm still planning to play Spider-Man 2 when it comes to PC (pirating it, almost definitely) but this really let me down after how much I liked the first one.

Super Mario Bros. Wonder was.. fine? I may just be past enjoying this type of game over much but I only ever really got into it in a couple of stages like the last one. The rest just felt very generic and soulless. I may be in the minority here, though.

At least they didn't invent the character, he was originally a minor (besides killing Tony Stark Parents) Iron Man comic villain in the 90's in 2 issues

 

[Zaryiu2]

Finished a couple games yesterday.

Spider-Man: Miles Morales was really just a downgrade from the first Spider-Man game. The swinging around and combat are still fun but the story was boring and the villains were just plain bad. Of course the evil white businessman gets his comeuppance while the black terrorist gets to redeem herself by sacrificing herself heroically and not answering for any of the shit she did. I appreciated the scene where you walk through a street fair and basically meet the entire diversity checklist one after the other just to make sure you know they're there. I'm still planning to play Spider-Man 2 when it comes to PC (pirating it, almost definitely) but this really let me down after how much I liked the first one.

Super Mario Bros. Wonder was.. fine? I may just be past enjoying this type of game over much but I only ever really got into it in a couple of stages like the last one. The rest just felt very generic and soulless. I may be in the minority here, though.

At least they didn't invent the character, he was originally a minor Iron Man comic villain in the 90's in 2 issues