Containment What If?

He'll get kicked out for being creepy, then he'll go to one of the in store displays and deface it. The manager will call the cops, and Chris will spend time in a holding cell after trying to run away from the cops.

There's a new trial saga.
 
First thing that came to my mind

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What misadventures will Chris get in to?
He'll make everyone uncomfortable and maybe get asked to leave. An argument possibly ensues as Chris is escorted off the premises and asked not to return. Chris bitches on FB for the next 2 days and further alienates his high school friends.

What would the reaction of the parents and little girls attending be like?
The parents would be upset and the girls would be confused, uncomfortable, and scared. Chris is the exact type of person that their parents, teachers and the media have drilled into their heads to steer clear of.

Would Chris get his ass beaten by the dads in attendance at the event?
Chris doesn't deserve to have his ass beaten for being creepy. I'd hope that none of the dads in attendance would be childish enough to use violence as a solution to a social problem, otherwise they're as bad or worse than Chris.

How long before a manajerk or jerkop shows up and hauls him away?
Not long.

Would it be a repeat of Oct 28 all over again?
I doubt it would get to that point.

Would :snorlax: come back to the store with Chris to defend him?
Maybe. But probably not.

Would field agents be there to capture the moment?
We can only hope.
 
Let's say Chris went out to search for another store for his q-sand run for Mama Chandler. After some time, he accidentally ends up in a suburban neighborhood.

This neighborhood? Sesame Street.

Would he stay there for long? How would his escapades go when there's monsters and big birds walking about like its nothing?
 
He could move in with Oscar the Grouch, it would be like being back home with Barb and her hoard.
 
Mr. Hooper bans him from his store, he tries to get all the characters to help him, but they're weirded out by him. Pre Tom girl Chris would be mistaken by the humans, for another one of the puppets. He would be angry that the HOMO Ernie, is copying his style of dress.

I would like to think of how he would be, if he was a character in the PBS show Arthur, because apparently now they have a character with Aspergers, but no Autistic character LOL.
 
somejerk said:
Would Chris get his ass beaten by the dads in attendance at the event?
Chris doesn't deserve to have his ass beaten for being creepy. I'd hope that none of the dads in attendance would be childish enough to use violence as a solution to a social problem, otherwise they're as bad or worse than Chris.
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Not for being just creepy, but I can imagine if he crosses the line, like shoving a little girl out of the way to get to the Legos, then it's on.
 
Sakamoto said:
somejerk said:
Would Chris get his ass beaten by the dads in attendance at the event?
Chris doesn't deserve to have his ass beaten for being creepy. I'd hope that none of the dads in attendance would be childish enough to use violence as a solution to a social problem, otherwise they're as bad or worse than Chris.
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Not for being just creepy, but I can imagine if he crosses the line, like shoving a little girl out of the way to get to the Legos, then it's on.
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I just imagined Chris shoving a girl aside with his big butt. Then I laughed.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
He'll get kicked out for being creepy, then he'll go to one of the in store displays and deface it. The manager will call the cops, and Chris will spend time in a holding cell after trying to run away from the cops.

There's a new trial saga.
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"Toys R Us loves the F*** out of Mary Lee Walsh!"
 
Sakamoto said:
somejerk said:
Would Chris get his ass beaten by the dads in attendance at the event?
Chris doesn't deserve to have his ass beaten for being creepy. I'd hope that none of the dads in attendance would be childish enough to use violence as a solution to a social problem, otherwise they're as bad or worse than Chris.
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Not for being just creepy, but I can imagine if he crosses the line, like shoving a little girl out of the way to get to the Legos, then it's on.
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Yeah, i'm sure if that happens then he'll get dealt with, but i don't see it happening. Chris is only known for bullying small children when their parents are nowhere to be seen. He's a natural coward.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
He'll get kicked out for being creepy, then he'll go to one of the in store displays and deface it. The manager will call the cops, and Chris will spend time in a holding cell after trying to run away from the cops.

There's a new trial saga.
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And Rob Bell will not be defending Chris because Bell is a MAJOR WUSS.
 
Sakamoto said:
somejerk said:
Would Chris get his ass beaten by the dads in attendance at the event?
Chris doesn't deserve to have his ass beaten for being creepy. I'd hope that none of the dads in attendance would be childish enough to use violence as a solution to a social problem, otherwise they're as bad or worse than Chris.
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Not for being just creepy, but I can imagine if he crosses the line, like shoving a little girl out of the way to get to the Legos, then it's on.
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mmm yeah well that girl doesn't have a reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids *SIGH*

Sakamoto said:
He could move in with Oscar the Grouch, it would be like being back home with Barb and her hoard.
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Oscar would exceed his hurtful truth level. :heart-empty:
 
Alan Pardew said:
What if Chris is even fatter?
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He'd still think he was thin as he readies the rag on a stick.


My question; What if Chris and A-log go into a fist fight? Who wins?

He'd huff and puff about those DAMN HOMO MALES Bert and Ernie
 
somejerk said:
Sakamoto said:
somejerk said:
Would Chris get his ass beaten by the dads in attendance at the event?
Chris doesn't deserve to have his ass beaten for being creepy. I'd hope that none of the dads in attendance would be childish enough to use violence as a solution to a social problem, otherwise they're as bad or worse than Chris.
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Not for being just creepy, but I can imagine if he crosses the line, like shoving a little girl out of the way to get to the Legos, then it's on.
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Yeah, i'm sure if that happens then he'll get dealt with, but i don't see it happening. Chris is only known for bullying small children when their parents are nowhere to be seen. He's a natural coward.
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Yeah, this. Really, I think that mostly, Chris will be acting like his typical obnoxious dipshit self, but I don't think he'll do anything that anyone could call the cops on him for, or get him kicked out for. Maybe if one of the parents is the leader or something, maybe they'd ban Chris. But otherwise, I don't see Chris doing anything super fucked up.

TastyWB 2.0 said:
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
He'll get kicked out for being creepy, then he'll go to one of the in store displays and deface it. The manager will call the cops, and Chris will spend time in a holding cell after trying to run away from the cops.

There's a new trial saga.
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And Rob Bell will not be defending Chris because Bell is a MAJOR WUSS.
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Heh, well, I think Rob Bell will be continually defending Chris, but he'll just be doing it for the high fee he's always been doing it for.

Pikonic said:
He'd huff and puff about those DAMN HOMO MALES Bert and Ernie
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Maybe, but I think Bert and Ernie's relationship is too subtle for Chris to realize.
 
First thing he'd probably do is try to find all of the boyfriend free girls. This would result in him getting banned from Hooper's store thus bringing the Count to appear randomly each time Chris is banned from a place on Sesame Street.

Count Von Count: Ten! Ten bans! -laughs as lightning strikes-

And the inevidible Sesame Street Loves the "F" out of Mary Lee Walsh scrawled somewhere on a wall
 
cwcvillemayoress said:
And the inevidible Sesame Street Loves the "F" out of Mary Lee Walsh scrawled somewhere on a wall
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Which they would use as a segue into talking about the letter "F"

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