Containment What If?

I imagine it'd be called CWCville for events we'd have a create your own Sonichu or Rosechu character, maybe some Dunk-A-Troll, Karaoke, we also can't forget the viddi games, Sonic new and old as far as the pedo glasses can see, as for what would be sold, everything from clown shirts and body paint of your choice to orange fanta and love dolls, oh! and sports, I mean muscle bras! maybe even a replica of CWC's room from what we've seen, and guests, we'd have Meghan and Micheal Snyder, maybe even Cole! And if we're really lucky america's favorite manbaby homself in true and honest flesh and :briefs: would show up! It'd end with us throwing our :briefs: in the air, drinking orange fanta screaming :julay: before crashing into slumber.
 
Call it CwcCon. Or Sonichan. Or Cowcon and make it about all lolcows. Like Rika and stuff.

We'd have a cosplay event, a video reenactment contest, a "Guess your Cwcism" contest. Have a live band playing Christian and the Hedgehog boys tunes. Get some of the famous Christorians in panels talking about OPL. You name it. You could sell Sonichu medallions, some recreations of his shirts the possibilities are endless.

Of course Chrissy would call it an elaborate troll escapade and say he doesn't like it and would threaten in some way. Of course he wouldn't do shit.
 
Mourning Dove said:
Would you rather have Chris regularly produce more lulzy content for the rest of his life, or have him willingly get the help he needs to become a better person?
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If there was a way where Chris could be 'reformed', or at least took on board what everyone is saying and actually tried to become a better person, I wouldn't oppose it. That being said, I find it highly unlikely that such a thing would occur outside of very special circumstances.

exball said:
There will always be other lolcows.
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This is very true.
 
He'd set up his attraction sign and get slightly more lenient toward his age 18 restriction...
 
Yep, A bent duck on his hip just doesn't work.

I like Cowcon as the name but I'm sure as shit not buying any orange Fanta.
 
He'd literally be able to BREAK YOU DEAD! and destroy the world with CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
 
Sakamoto said:
What would we call the convention?
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I vote for "The TRUE and HONEST CWCvention."

Skamoto said:
What events could we hold?
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A live re-enactment of the Asperedia Four Trial, a dinner mystery theater of "who really killed Simonla?", a Q&A with noted trolls, and a Clyde Cash costume contest.

Sakamoto said:
What would be sold in the dealer's area?
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Reprints of Sonichu #0-10, TRUE and OFFICIAL medallions, and anal beads. Although we could also have a vendor selling Korean food and microwavable spaghetti.

Sakamoto said:
How would Chris react to learning of it?
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(:_(

I tried Second Life for a little while back in 2008, mostly due to Something Awful's "Second Life Safari" segments. I just couldn't get into it. Things were way too expensive, and there were way too many pervs.

It would be the type of thing that Chris would jump on, though, if the interface for making custom content was simplified so that he could more easily crowbar in his Sonichu/Tomgirl antics.
 
Maybe he could order a bride in, maybe he couldn't. Assuming he could be arsed to pay for her and fill out all the necessary documentation, I think the most likely scenario is CWC-Wife running a mile - either after confirming citizenship/getting out an anchor baby, or working out that there are far better men out there than Chris (if she was even remotely loyal to him in the beginning).

Even in the unlikely (but still possible) case of her idolising Chris, it's safe to assume that trolls and white knights alike would help her to wise up to the fact that he's a no-hoper.

All in all, though, I think it’s highly doubtful that Chris would be able to support her, seeing as he is incapable of supporting himself.

Da Pickle Monsta said:
I tried Second Life for a little while back in 2008, mostly due to Something Awful's "Second Life Safari" segments. I just couldn't get into it. Things were way too expensive, and there were way too many pervs.

It would be the type of thing that Chris would jump on, though, if the interface for making custom content was simplified so that he could more easily crowbar in his Sonichu/Tomgirl antics.
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SecondLife isn't the only one out there, either. I don't know if you've heard of IMVU, but it's essentially baby's first SecondLife (although just as 'adult' in terms of content). I tried it out but found it to be an utterly pointless experience that kept asking me for my credit card. I'm not sure about creating content, but in terms of a social dynamic it has everything Chris would love; basically a sea of insecure glom-ons that don't care who/what you are, so long as you tell them you love them. It's infested with trolls, though, and gobbles money if you want anything other than the most basic content.
 
Hm. Let's find a good venue in Charlottesville. I'm not really serious about this, but if I was I'd find a location tour much more fun than hanging inside a con.

I've only been there once, in 1997. All I saw was the UVA campus. If I only knew what would happen in the future, I'd have hit all the Christorical sites...
 
This venue looks promising:

www.cvilleshobbiesgamesandtoys.com/Birt ... rties.html

Let's say the timeline for the events were to begin in the present day, but Chris was still in high school. What if instead of Megan in shecameforcwc, it is one of the gal pals? I guess what I'm trying to get at is there wasn't a large internet presence while he was in school, what if there was? Like would the gal pals or other classmates contribute to the cwcki or the forums? How would he handle the infamy at a younger stage of development?
 
Would it even have been possible for him to have internet infamy? In 2000 when he graduated, Youtube didn't exist, Something Awful was just getting started, there was no 4chan or ED, etc. Livejournal was brand-new, maybe there could have been some sort of CWC-mocking community on there I guess.

I mean, Wikipedia itself didn't even exist so there would have been no CWCki. I'm guessing there just would have been a forum or message board somewhere, making snarky comments on the latest update of CWC's Pokesite 2 and harassing him on AIM. He probably wouldn't have gotten worldwide notoriety until Youtube and all the rest was invented.

And let's make no mistake, if he was drawing porn of his friends in high school, that probably would have resulted in actual discipline for him. Maybe he'd even have learned his lesson.
 
That's interesting to think about, since internet use has sort of exploded in the time between now and when Chris went to school...

I imagine, if Chris went to school in this day and age, MHS would be something of an epicenter of organized Chris trolling, but, since these are Virginian high school students, it would be even more primitive than the early waves of ED-centric trolling that took place wholly through the medium of the internet. Chris's reputation would reach administrators before the trolling could reach the level of "double-agent" gal-pals. Depending on how competent said administrators would be in curtailing a scandal, it could become a fairly widespread story in the news for a week or so, given the currency of "cyber-bullying" in our news media. In any case, it would be long before Chris would probably have to be removed from the general population of MHS and placed in either an alternative school or some sort of home-school.

Honestly, it might have been a good thing if it had happened back then.
 
......anyone else imaging a "Lolcow High" sitcom starring all the bigname lolcows and trolls?

because I would watch the fuck outta that
 
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