Containment What If?

He'd rage quit and :briefs: after the first Creeper kills him.
 
He'd play on peaceful and creative mode.
He would try to join a server, people would quickly find out his identity, grief him, and he'd quite playing online 5ever ._. :sighduck:
 
Re: Chris in prison

We've done this thread a few times, and I think in the last one somebody pointed out that Chris might not be victimized in maximum security after all, since whoever did it wouldn't gain any respect for going after such an easy target. It'd be like beating up a baby.

He'd be told to shut up, and maybe smacked around a bit if he gets mouthy. Other then that he'd be ignored as inconsequential.
 
Chris' computer is probably too shitty to run the PC version of Minecraft.

That leaves him only one option, DA HEXBAWKS version.
 
As soon as the first Creeper appears he'd crap himself as its phallic appearance gives him the prickly-wicklys.
 
Re: Chris in prison

He'd be excited to see that the other inmates allow and even encourage tomgirlism. Then later, not so excited.
 
Re: Chris in prison

An Ounce of Vagina said:
We've done this thread a few times, and I think in the last one somebody pointed out that Chris might not be victimized in maximum security after all, since whoever did it wouldn't gain any respect for going after such an easy target. It'd be like beating up a baby.

He'd be told to shut up, and maybe smacked around a bit if he gets mouthy. Other then that he'd be ignored as inconsequential.
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I think this is most likely the result. The first week would be hellish for him, but the other inmates would quickly realise he's harmless and not worth wasting their time on. He'd have his stuff stolen constantly and he'd probably end up as someone's bitch, but I don't much harm will come to him. Anyway, I doubt Chris would be judged fit for a normal prison, at worst he'd end up in an institution full of PORTALS TO HELL, as he so lovingly referred to them many years ago.

EDIT: He's a question I just thought of. If Chris was given the choice between prison and an institution, which would he choose? Would he betray his insistence on being mainstreamed or would he cave for the comparatively cushiony option, surrounded by Slow-in-the-minds?
 
Re: Chris in prison

Furina said:
An Ounce of Vagina said:
We've done this thread a few times, and I think in the last one somebody pointed out that Chris might not be victimized in maximum security after all, since whoever did it wouldn't gain any respect for going after such an easy target. It'd be like beating up a baby.

He'd be told to shut up, and maybe smacked around a bit if he gets mouthy. Other then that he'd be ignored as inconsequential.
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I think this is most likely the result. The first week would be hellish for him, but the other inmates would quickly realise he's harmless and not worth wasting their time on. He'd have his stuff stolen constantly and he'd probably end up as someone's bitch, but I don't much harm will come to him. Anyway, I doubt Chris would be judged fit for a normal prison, at worst he'd end up in an institution full of PORTALS TO HELL, as he so lovingly referred to them many years ago.

EDIT: He's a question I just thought of. If Chris was given the choice between prison and an institution, which would he choose? Would he betray his insistence on being mainstreamed or would he cave for the comparatively cushiony option, surrounded by Slow-in-the-minds?
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He'd pull a Manning and demand to go to a women's prison. :tomgirl:
 
Autistic male born in 1992 reporting, list of possible outcomes according to my own personal experience

-He would have picked up on Sonic and Pokémon around the same time and age I did (age 7 in 1999)
-He would have been diagnosed at a much earlier age and with a more specific-y diagnosis on the autism spectrum (PDD-NOS at age 3 in 1995, Aspergers at age 18 in 2010)
-The Greene County Public School System would have slightly improved to where they could actually place Chris in their intensive special ed program or at least mainstreamed him with assistance and Borb wouldn't give two shits about it since there would be no threat of "locking him in the institution" or sending him to "The Really Fucking Far Away and Expensive School For Da Slow-In-Da-Minds". I personally think it would have benefited him since he would be getting SOME help without either party being opposed. Unless Nathnael Greene Elementary/Greene County School Board is that backwoods and/or underfunded and neither able nor willing to help.
-He would probably be idolizing Barney and/or Thomas the Tank Engine instead of The American Rabbit
-He also would have become fascinated/obsessed with Disney since he would have been born during the Disney Renaissance and also grown up with the 90s Cartoon Network/Nickelodeon shows. Don't know about 00s cartoons like Foster's Home, ATLA, Teen Titans or Ben 10
-If he still wore thrift store clothing then most of it would be from the 90s and 2000s and more closely resemble mainstream fashion and be less colorful or clownish
-He would be making shitty covers of Justin Bieber or Katy Perry or Lady Gaga or IDFK who's popular these days instead of Backstreet Boys or N-Sync or Britney Spears
-He would have turned into a hardcore weeaboo/otaku due to having grown up with Toonami and Adult Swim and Miyazaki and developed an overall fascination with Japan and its culture and attempted to halfway learn the language (he couldn't master it of course considering how much he sucks at Spanish despite all the years he took it). He would have also at one point decided to try sushi, pickled plums/umeboshi (possible future CWCism for balls?) and natto (the sticky fermented soybeans which for some reason only I actually enjoy while everyone else seems to despise), though knowing Chris' tastes in food he would probably settle for the more fast food-ish parts of Japanese cuisine (ramen, curry rice, yakisoba, gyudon, tonkatsu). He might also have possibly become a major rice chaser, and instead of "white" on his attraction signs he would either put "Japanese" or "Asian", and virtually every incident of stalking and/or sexual harassment would have involved some poor Asian girl (typing this from personal experience, got in trouble too many times in high school and even got suspended once for stalking Asian female students, still obsessed with a half-Thai girl from the community college I went to last year and receiving a lot of shit from her BF and her other friends because of it)

I'll add more stuff when I can think of it
 
There have been what if Chris was a girl threads before, but I want to focus on how a gender change would have affected his writing of Sonichu. Would it have still been Pikachu and sonic, or something else? What plot differences would there have been. I don't see stripping and homemade porn for women's rights happening. Considering what we know of female lolcows, how would have "Crystal" written the legendary Sonichu?
 
Well... Sonichu might have been a more girly hybrid ripoff, like Pony-Barbie or Polly Pocket-Cabbage Pail Kids or some crap like that. Also, the majority of the porn might've been replaced with gay submission porn or something. Oh, and all the trolls'd be lesbians, fo' sho.
 
Re: Chris in prison

He could get a Sonichu prison tattoo. And to fit in with his prison gang he would start acting like this.

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Re: Chris in prison

Beaten up by niggos, Aryans, the Mexican Mafia or rednecks and put in protective custody, where he will lose his mind and be transferred to the medical unit or a state mental hospital, or to Virginia's equivalent to the Vacaville, CA prison hospital if they have one.
 
Re: Chris in prison

All joking aside, they wouldn't put Chris in with the regular inmates.
 
Re: Chris in prison

They'd put him in a special cell with dickponies drawn on all walls and the bars are actually pickles... well, that's if the local warden is a closet ween but still!
 
Re: Chris in prison

It depends on what he was sent to prison for.

If he went to jail for a relatively minor crime, the structure, non-fast food meals and forced hygiene may be a good thing for him. Not all prisons are like the nightmares they show on TV.

If he went to jail for something serious, then I'd hope they put him in protective custody or he wouldn't fare too well.
 
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