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The world would snap in half from the sheer impossibility.What if Chris shat himself but then did something?
Already happened, m8.What if Chris shat nothing and did himself?
What if Chris took a shower, started using his tugboat wisely, cleaned up his nasty room and house, and started profiting off his internet fame in an intelligent and constructive manner?
what if mike pence zapped chris to the extreme
What if Chris was a computer virus?
What if Chris found the Dragon Balls?
So we know that there are people (mostly women) who become romantically obsessed with serial killers and other types. People who commit massive crimes and are sent to jail sometimes get romantic 'fan letters' from women who are attracted to them despite having never met them, and for those that eventually leave the prison system, some are greeted by women who are eager to outright marry them.
I'm wondering if CWC will find one of these women. He's no mass murderer but I feel as though he ticks off a lot of the same check boxes. He's gained notoriety and infamy (albeit 'on the internet' instead of 'on the news') and he displays a certain callousness that I know turns (some) women on, even though he definitely doesn't mean to.
Do you think there is any chance at all of one of those women, possibly one that's outright attracted to the filth and sloth that CWC represents, throwing herself at him in the future? His e-fame has died down significantly over the years, but I wonder what would come of it if the right person in their wrong mind came across him and decided to aim for him. How crazy would a woman have to be to not just approach CWC willingly, but stay with him up?
Chris. Because Chris.What if Chris?
Chris. Because Chris.
What if Chris is a human equivalent of a YouTube Poop?