Containment What If?

What if the vodka in the 'Cherokian Chant' video is actually the fermented CWC juice that was kept in the bottle for half a decade (as if it's wine)?
 
So we know that there are people (mostly women) who become romantically obsessed with serial killers and other types. People who commit massive crimes and are sent to jail sometimes get romantic 'fan letters' from women who are attracted to them despite having never met them, and for those that eventually leave the prison system, some are greeted by women who are eager to outright marry them.

I'm wondering if CWC will find one of these women. He's no mass murderer but I feel as though he ticks off a lot of the same check boxes. He's gained notoriety and infamy (albeit 'on the internet' instead of 'on the news') and he displays a certain callousness that I know turns (some) women on, even though he definitely doesn't mean to.
Do you think there is any chance at all of one of those women, possibly one that's outright attracted to the filth and sloth that CWC represents, throwing herself at him in the future? His e-fame has died down significantly over the years, but I wonder what would come of it if the right person in their wrong mind came across him and decided to aim for him. How crazy would a woman have to be to not just approach CWC willingly, but stay with him up?

That's a pretty interesting topic to think about, since I'm sure the only kind of "crazy" woman that would want to legitimately marry Chris would be someone who's a fat, disgusting slob just like Chris, but she would also be severely autistic like he is.
 
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