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Re: AutisticAlien: What if he got impregnated by a Xenomorph

An alien xenomorph that was from Chris? Well, aside from crapping acid, the thing would be too lazy to hunt so it would just eat whatever food it finds, it would spend too much time playing whatever vidya it can get it's claws on, and it would be shot down by a group of shotgun weilding police officers who fear it's presence.
 
Good god imagine what the tom-girl and Julie sagas would've looked like

Chris would have HOLY CRAPPED BRIEFS

The first thing I would do is get rid of the electric hedgehog problem. Executing them will be no problem, however, seeing as how they fuck like rabbits there will probably be a sonee rosey epidemic. To solve this, the city will hold a city-wide BBQ, featuring the fur balls themselves. That way all the chances of electric hedgehog pokemon resurfacing are gone and there will be plenty of food for the poor.

Re: AutisticAlien: What if he got impregnated by a Xenomorph

At least now he has "fangs"
 
Re: AutisticAlien: What if he got impregnated by a Xenomorph

It would die of a heart attack 3 hours after bursting out of Chris.
 
Cole might criticise Chris's comics while Chris might criticise Cole's reviews.

He will allow premarital sex.
 
What if Chris is the only real person on earth and we're just extensions of his personality
 
revengeofphil said:
What if Chris is the only real person on earth and we're just extensions of his personality
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Henry Bemis said:
The cops would probably let Chris off, as they would be too busy laughing at his rock-bottomness to care.
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That's... that's not how cops work.

"Haha, look at this freak! He's too weird to lock up, cut 'em loose! No shirt, no shoes, no cell."
 
Uzumaki said:
Henry Bemis said:
The cops would probably let Chris off, as they would be too busy laughing at his rock-bottomness to care.
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That's... that's not how cops work.

"Haha, look at this freak! He's too weird to lock up, cut 'em loose! No shirt, no shoes, no cell."
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Of course that wouldn't happen, but Chris has such an annoyingly persistent lucky streak when it comes to his encounters with authority figures, that I wouldn't be surprised if he did get off.
 
At least I can witness him doing anything such as drawing Sonichu games or playing the PS3 with my own eyes.

He will run away in fear during any mission.

I'm pretty sure he did try to lose weight and get fit according to his plan.

But of course his plan of playing Guitar Hero or weightlifting some cans won't work for him.

I am Christian Weston Chandler, the TRUE and HONEST author of ----

*Reads above posts*

Never mind.

If anyone here were Chris, imagine the sperg rage here.

I'll take all the funds available for personal use and then resign as mayor.

Re: AutisticAlien: What if he got impregnated by a Xenomorph

Either a lazier xenomorph Chris or a xenomorph Chris with full of rage that he can kill the trolls.
 
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Guess who is Chris.
 
Imagine if he is a knight in shining armor. I wonder how any princess will react to that.
 
He's pretty scared of the cops. If he did something illegal, he'd probably freak out and try to run away, which would lead to 1,000 pounds of sausage on his delicate frame.
 
It can be worse, because of his continued drawing of Sonichu comics and more.

But it can be better, because he could be less insane and less paranoid.
 
I would have never met my boyfriend of two months to this day.
 
He won't because he's so deluded that he's not overweight at all. He's a slender-average figure at 200ish pounds in his world.
 
He'd be the dragon holding the princess hostage in it's cave at 14 Branchland Court. Liquid would be the brave knight trying to rescue her, and Kacey would be his horse.
 
Ironically, he'd likely be the troll under the bridge...
 
he'd eat the witch's candy house and deny he did it
 
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