Containment What If?

Hmmm, not a bad question, I'll take a serious jab at it. I think Chris could memorize the laws if he wanted to, but I think he would flunk out because he'd spend too much time on the vidya. If Chris actually did study, I think he wouldn't do well as I understand it's common practice in law school for professors to find out the personal beliefs of a student and make them argue the opposite. For example, a professor might find that one of their students is pro-life but they'll make them lay out a pro-choice case. This would drive Chris nuts. Also the Socratic method, where pretty much the teacher probes the student with questions to get an answer, would infuriate Chris and lead Chris to calling the professor a "troll" and storming out.

Sometimes, you might have an idea for a What if? thread but don't feel like it warrants an entire thread. So instead, post it here.
 
What if Chris lived in a psychedelic fairy tale forest?

You know what kind of forest I mean: weird colorful mushrooms growing all over, fairies of the naked-girl-with-butterfly-wings type zipping about, talking animals who speak in brainfuck riddles and paradoxes, everything ruled by weird non-Euclidean geometries (e.g. a wood path that appears to run straight suddenly curves into a Moebius strip), trees have faces, flowers grow incredibly high, the sky sparkles with colorful fractals etc.

How would Chris fare if he was a resident of such a forest? In what kind of mushroom would he live? How would he get along with the cute nubile fairies, the paradox-talking animals, the non-Euclidean geometries etc.?
 
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Satan wouldn't accept the deal. Instead, he'd tell Chris to lead a good Christian life, keep the ten commandments, pray regularly. Because the Evil One knows how he can give GodBearJesus a real hard time: By making Chris go to heaven.
 
if chris tried to sell his soul to the devil, he wouldn't get much in return
 
bathsalts4breakfast said:
I wasn't spanked as a child, yet I do have a spanking fetish, as well as many other facets of my sadomasochism. My favorite tools of the trade are belts and hairbrushes (don't judge me...). :oops:

Back on topic, I don't think Chris would have turned out much different, because his parents still would have been the coddling enablers that they have always been, its just that his punishment would have been different.
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Did my post scare everyone away from this thread?
 
He would end up exactly the same. Borb would only punish Chris if they thought he did something wrong, which is only when Chris's behavior directly bothers them.
 
This thread makes me wanna tell a joke.

ADF and Chris Chan die in a tragic fapping incident and being lolcows they go to hell.

At the gates they see lots of escalators each with a sign with their corresponding ideology.

As with all lolcows Satan himself greets them at the doors, and tells them they get to chose to which hell they want to go: they can go to their socialist hell or to cartoon hell.

He even lets them take a look at each and decide: Socialist hell is full of people, and the weather is humid and hot, the food is great and you get a huge mansion for free. Cartoon hell is full of beautiful bitches that are free and so are the vidja games.

They say none of those places actually feels/looks like hell.

Satan tells them there is one little thing. In socialist hell buckets of shit get thrown at you every hour on the hour. In cartoon hell, they only throw shit at you once a week.

So ADF chooses to go to the socialist hell and the other chooses to go to the other hell.

A year passes and everyone gets invited to the "International all Hells Festival"

ADF shows up all clean, dressed in white and smelling nice. Chris shows up stinking and completely covered in shit.

Chris asks ADF how this can be, to which he replies:

It's just like living in Moscow dude, when there's shit there ain't no buckets, when there's buckets there ain't no shit. When there's shit AND buckets, there's no one to throw it around.
 
Here's a better question: what would happen if Chris decided to SHOUT AT THE DEVIL?!?

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