Containment What If?

He'd tell all the haters that The X in XBox means "XCellent!" and the PISS3 can go die in a grease fire.

I know of a proto-Tomgirl who'd be getting a one-way trip to one of those "Boot Camps for Troubled Kids".
 
Nothing much would happen. I'd think Chris would be less of a tomgirl than he is now. But that's my take on this question.
 
I think a group home might have be possible without Barb to talk Bob out of it
 
I can imagine several possibilities:

1. The imaginary, yet potent forces holding the two otherwise heterogeneous and biologically incompiatible substances of <whatever sonic's species is> and Pokemon together in homeostasis collapse, resulting in an autoimmmunity crisis. The chimera dies in agony in a few hours as the hedgehog component of Sonichu's immune system rebel against the Pokemon fur/skin, tail, electrical glands, etc.

2. Sonichu asks his "father" for somethomg Chris cannot give and asks him a question he cannot answer. An encounter reminiscent of the scene from Blade Runner in which Roy Batty confronts Dr. Tyrell then ensues.
 
Tetsu Deinonychus said:
League of Fail ASSEMBLE!

Christian Weston Chandler, Great Director Mayor of CWCville!

:idea: James H. Vipond, Man of a thousand terrible ideas!
http://wat.midco.net/jvipond/
http://badwebcomics.wikidot.com/the-easy-breather

Joe Cracker, Zelda film-maker!
http://www.platypuscomix.net/people/joecracker.html
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/the-l ... .44833398/

David Gonterman, The internet's self-proclaimed most dangerous cartoonist!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/C ... dGonterman

And, the most mysterious of all.... Whoever writes the Time Cube site:
http://www.timecube.com/

League of Fail GO!

Exactly. Now they need to go on a zappin adventure.
 
He would order Sonichu to destroy the Game Place.
 
He'd be taken to Area 51 to be studied. Or he'd be shot down by the military.
 
If I managed to somehow hang out with Chris, I would either take him to a card shop so I can troll him in Yu-Gi-Oh, assuming he still plays it, or I would take him to the college I attend and see what sort of mischief would fall unto him.
 
I'd take him to an anime convention and we'd host a Sonichu panel together. Than I'd get away from him and wait for him to do something to get kicked out.
 
well, one of chris' photos of him being a tomgirl was on MTV's Failosphy, so that could be step 1 for Chris to become a mainstream celebrity..who knows, it could happen.

Re: What if Chris had Bob's knowledge?

Then Chris wouldn't have done what he has done so far....for example:

:julay:
 
These days, the CWC phenomenon is more about Chris himself and how crazy he is etc. But, from what I gather the thing that brought people's attention to OPL is Sonichu and how amazingly awful it is.

Apparently, when people looked at the toddler-like art-style, and the plot composed of of 90s cartoon clichés, sexual fetishes, whiny self-insert ego trips, etc. and the cast of stolen characters, they said "whoever drew this must be a looney" and were proven right beyond their wildest dreams.

Now imagine an alternate history. In this timeline Chris actually knows how to write and draw. He's still the same old Chris, spoiled, gullible, insane, etc. But, when he creates Sonichu he leaves those problems out of it and instead crafts a very compelling fan-comic.

The plot is a coherent, unique adventure story full of clever twists that keep you reading. No weird hedgehog sex, no revenge fantasies. The characters he borrows are used in a way that respects the source material, but expands on them and gives them depth. Chris himself only appears occasionally, and only as a supporting character. And, it's all rendered in beautiful, richly detailed, professional-quality artwork!

Would things be any different for Chris in the long run?
 
So let's say chris was in anime form but looked and behaved like his real life self, tried to bag himself a potential sweetheart that was a female anime character. Who would it be, what Manga/Anime is she from, and how what would the entire experience be like?
 
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