The scenario basically means that CWC's life story gets rerolled shortly into the Megan Saga.
This doesn't change odds and it doesn't prevent outcomes, but it might change them. If we assume that CWC doesn't hit snake eyes and go to jail (which isn't impossible), there are some major changes:
-Sonichu never gains popularity. Josh Martinez may become the first troll, and Fighta Jet Lopez probably becomes a second as well. Still, this is well beneath the caliber of some very capable people.
Chris is still determined to name someone else as behind his own life's failures. With no Mimms to post the picture of CWC to the Internet, it might not be Michael Snyder--but Megan, various bannings and problems would steer it back towards our Chris. Odds being equal, Bob dies around the same time he did. Chris probably doesn't hit Michael Snyder twice with his car, but those odds get played with every banning and every crisis with a store's management.
The rerolled dice probably hit "Major Incident", and it could well happen before Bob dies or perhaps remain absent.
Chris may or may not go Tomgirl.
If anything, Chris is probably even more of a failure here than in our reality. Because of trolldom, Chris has a shot of being an interesting sociology case; he has a shot of making legitimate money based on his eccentricities. Take those away, and Chris' existence is utterly bleak. There will be no "Law of large numbers" that causes a girl that actually wants to try CWC to meet him; there will be no shot of making money based on his own lunacy. In exchange--slightly less stress?
Please. Chris getting discovered might well be the best thing that has ever happened to him; if there is any chance of someone intervening and allowing him any kind of a normal existance, its because WE CARE. And because we do, perhaps somehow, by some means, he might make a partial recovery.
Re: What if Epic Raps Battles Of History did Chris vs someon
Just for Kicks...
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
FORREST GUMP VS
Christian W. Chandler
BEGIN
Gump:
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll find"
"But that chocolate you ate came from your own Behind"
"I listen to my momma, and she's sitting on her rocker." *Image of Barb*
"Now I'm richer than Betty Crocker"
"I don't know what your tugboat is or does"
"But I named my boats Jenny Because" *Fleet of Shrimp Boats*
"She's the one for me, I don't pay for sex"
"And that's just a matter of pure self-respect"
"Now I'm here on a bench because that's what I like" *Cut to Bench at Start of Forrest Gump*
"Telling my story about my own life"
"I don't need to scream on the inter net"
"And I honor my promises, I never forget"
CWC:
"Forrest Something, you're just a troll"
"You're a story character when I was ten years old"
"I am true and honest, and very real!"
"Creator of Sonichu and Rosichu, DO NOT STEAL!!!" *Comic Images*
"People on the internet may give me hate" *Troll Montage*
"But for the loyal fanbase, it's not too late"
"I'll send in detectives, everything in my power"
"take down this troll like the twin F***ing towers!"
"I've met Miyamoto, I've shared emails" *Miyamoto image*
"I've called out trolls like you, they all fails!"
"I'm high functioning autistic, you are slow in the mind"
"And I am a hero in my books, defined!"
Gump:
"You say you're high functioning, but what do you do?"
"Act like a caged animal at a zoo?"
"Play video games and never work?" [PSN footage]
"Decide all men are against you name them all jerks?"
"I don't have all the answers, but I know what to do."
"Keep your promises, and keep your heart true"
"I've met Kennedy, Nixon, Lennon, LBJ" *Montage*
"And served our country in Vietnam"
"All you've done is act out in rage and fury"
"While doing no work and taking social security"
"So, that's how I am, and why I'm here" [Back to Bench]
"My heartsweet is real, and while I'll always feel"
"Thirty One years old and never living a day"
"Is no way for anyone to stay"
CWC:[/B}
"GET IT THROUGH YOUR F***ING SKULL"
"You are stupid, trolling and dull!"
"Girls love my style, fully unfurled!"
"I understand them by going TOMGIRL" (CWC shifts to Tomgirl)
"You are fake, a mockery, an IMPOSTER!"
"And all you're doing is sitting around town"
[BOB storms onto the set]
BOB:
"Gump, get off that Rap Battle"
"I'm cutting it down!"
WHO WON?
WHOSE NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
Epic Rap Battles of History (Fan Tribute)
