Containment What If?

I can't remember if this has ever been asked or not, but here's a question: What do you guys think it would be like if Chris had never gotten discovered and trolled?

I think that some things would have ended up the same, but I also think that some things probably would be slightly different. I don't think we'd have the tomgirl stuff, for example. Chris would probably be more naive than he is now... and probably still a virgin. I don't think he'd have gotten the gumption up to hire a hooker on his own.

Re: What if Barbara remarried?

I think that it would have a huge effect on things, honestly. Why? Because I don't see Barb re-marrying or getting another man unless she was horrendously desperate.

If Barb gets a new man, she'd probably willingly allow him to do almost whatever he wanted with her, Chris, or the house. All of the crap? I think that she'd put up a huge hell of a fuss, but I think she'd probably get rid of a little of it for the idea of security. Remember, she'd be exceedingly desperate at this point. Hell, I think she'd tell Chris to prepare his anus if it came down to her living on the streets unless her new guy got to cornhole Chris. (Not that I think any guy would be that desperate, mind you.)

However, whatever guy she got would be as disgusting as she is, so she probably wouldn't have to do but so much to make him happy. Of course this means that she'd probably have to clean the cobwebs off her ancient china. Now wouldn't that make Chris angry? Knowing that his mother is not only getting some while he's not, but that even she could find someone while he couldn't.
 
Well there wouldn't be any A-loggers which themselves are lolcows.

But to be honest someone else would have just taken his place instead of him
 
Meeko said:
I can't remember if this has ever been asked or not, but here's a question: What do you guys think it would be like if Chris had never gotten discovered and trolled?

I think that some things would have ended up the same, but I also think that some things probably would be slightly different. I don't think we'd have the tomgirl stuff, for example. Chris would probably be more naive than he is now... and probably still a virgin. I don't think he'd have gotten the gumption up to hire a hooker on his own.
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He still would have gotten banned from the Game Place but I do not think he would have ran down Michael Snyder and got arrested.
 
I think we have done this before. Like, 99% sure, but I'll still answer.

I think that things might play out as they did, just VERY slowly. Megan would still leave Chris, if he didn't draw ShecameforCWC it'd be over something else. Instead of blaming trolls, he'd still be blaming Mary Lee Walsh. We probably wouldn't have the more bizarre stuff Chris has done.
 
Oh God I can see it now, instead of sonichu we would have Godzichu or some bullshit

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this but with shittier art
 
Well, there was a Godzilla series on Fox Kids the same year as Power Rangers in Space aired. Maybe he'd have Godzilla team up with CWCVille's Power Rangers.
 
As some would say, Chris would still get himself banned from the places he visited such as the Game Place. Megan would still call off their friendship except under a different circumstance. A-Log woudn't rant about Chris, the wannabe-trolls would go for a different person like ADF, and we wouldn't have this forum where we have discussions about Chris and other things.
 
Re: What if Barbara remarried?

She would get pregnant with Chris's little brother, who will have super Autism.
 
Re: What if Barbara remarried?

This guy would have to have some reason be attracted to Barb, so he'd probably be after the tugboat for a drug or gambling habit, or maybe just an actually filthy recluse needing some attention. Hell, maybe a semi-retarded dude looking for a mother figure, an older version of Chris. He'd probably pressure Chris to move out so he and Snorlax could have unrestricted hanky panky, but failing that he'd just stop caring as Chris is in his room 99% of the time anyway. Chris would barricade himself in his room, listen to their garbled love making, and draw pictures of him killing his new step-father to rescue his mother.
 
Re: What if Barbara remarried?

Bridechu said:
This guy would have to have some reason be attracted to Barb, so he'd probably be after the tugboat for a drug or gambling habit, or maybe just an actually filthy recluse needing some attention.
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This. Anyone intentionally signing up for the world of 14 Branchland Court would either have ulterior motives or serious issues of his own.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Bridechu said:
Would trains be a sexual desire of his like Rosechus obviously are? Maybe. Christ knows there's porn of it. Chris would probably be all over Emily's sweet undercarriage and smoke stack.
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I remember that in the book "Vineland" by Thomas Pynchon, there was this one dude who had a sexual relationship with a sports car by inserting his pickle into the exhaust tube :shock:
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I saw a documentary where someone did this. There was also a woman who made out with a ferris wheel and another woman who was having a polyamorous relationship with the Eiffel Tower and a chunk of the Berlin Wall. Look up objectum sexuals.

I think it would mostly end up how like Bridechu said, where he would buy a bunch of fancy kits and never use them out of laziness, but it's pretty interesting to imagine elaborate train set ups where the tracks wind around all the piles of hoard and go from room to room in the Chandler house.
 
Oh god, barb AND Chris raising a child?! No, the universe can't let this happen!
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If it's a childfree movement, wouldn't that mean children like Chris aren't allowed? /joke
 
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