"Ya know you're very pretty. You're always pretty."
"She had done the weed"
"Suckin' on my titties like you wantin' me, callin' me all the time!"
"World War II was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"
"Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your BREASTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!"
"Mmm! Goes down salty!"
"Eventually, light a magical lighthouse that randomly shone its healing guiding light upon my previously Shatteres Heart and tortured Soul, and mended them back to good shape and form, one girl walked into my life, like a Sailor Soldier having just vanquished a heart-snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed her shining lustrous hair, here shiny Blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes, and a personality strong, caring, and true like a Buttercup bloom
. I followed my recovered heart's instincts and Followed Her."
Also to the same girl after she discovered a certain drawing of his
"I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of outtercourse (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry. If it helps put things into perspective, I can reccomend finding information on the internet through this educational website I've found through AdamEve.com. Or I reccomend renting "The 40 Year Old Virgin"; that movie touches on some of the issues around sex, and how it can really frustrate an older virgin who hasn't had the pleasure yet (or I can loan you my copy of "The 40 Year Old Virgin"). The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life."
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(" &; "NOBODY COMMENT THIS POST!!!" get me every time.
