Why is Ralph moving? -- Speculation - Poll included

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Does New York have recreational cannabis? I could see that being the deciding factor if he moves in with May's parents.

and he'll tell everyone he lives in (a) New York city.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

When Breaking a Lease Agreement is Legally Justified in Virginia
Usually, if a tenant breaks the lease, they are still responsible for continuing to pay the due rent until it expires, regardless of whether they live in the property or not. That said, there are exceptions to this rule.

The following are the exceptions in which a tenant can break a lease without facing any financial or legal repercussions.

Exception #1: The lease contains an early termination clause.
Nowadays, some leases contain specific terms that allow tenants to break the lease early in exchange for a reasonable penalty fee. Normally, the fee is usually equivalent to the rent of one month.

So, before terminating your lease agreement, go over the lease and check whether it has a termination clause.

Exception #2: You have been deployed on an active duty.
Are you a serviceman and have been deployed? If so, you can break the lease without further obligations under the lease agreement thanks to the Servicemembers Civil Relief Act (SCRA).

To end the lease, you'll need to do three important things:

Show your landlord proof that the lease came into effect before entering active duty.
Prove that the deployment will take at least 90 days.
Give your landlord a written notice, accompanied with the deployment letter.

Exception #3: The unit is uninhabitable.
The state of Virginia requires that rental properties maintain certain habitable standards. If your landlord doesn't meet them, then you can break the lease without any further obligations.

In such a case, a court would deem you to have been "constructively evicted."

Exception #4: Your landlord is harassing you.
Landlord harassment is enough justification to relieve you of your lease obligations. Harassment by the landlord normally falls under two categories.

Landlord Entry: Does your landlord notify you every time they access the property? If not, that may qualify as harassment – especially if it happens multiple times. The statewide law requires that landlords provide their tenants with at least a 24 hours' notice prior to accessing their rented units. (§ 55-248.18(A).
Changing the Locks: If your landlord changes the locks without your permission, that may also qualify as landlord harassment. A court would probably rule that you have been constructively evicted. The same could also apply if your landlord shuts the utilities.

Exception #5: Your landlord has violated the terms of the lease agreement.
If your landlord tries to alter the terms of the agreement or doesn't follow its rules, that might be enough justification for you to end the lease.

Exception #6: You are a victim of domestic violence.
If you have been a domestic violence victim, you may also break the lease early without further obligations. Just make sure to meet all the specified conditions; for instance, securing a protection order. (§ 55-225.16).

Exception #7: Your landlord didn't disclose some important information.
In Virginia, landlords are required to disclose important information to their tenants before lease signing. For example, the existence of a defective drywall, whether the unit was used to manufacture methamphetamine, and whether the property is located adjacent to a military air installation.

Meigh beat him up, that's why he's "braking" the lease

 

[ManBearHog]

Ralph struck gunt gold with all his bets and is moving into a million dollar condo to own the alogs. Kiwi sisters I don’t feel so good, have we been owned?

You would need to have too much faith in Ralph to not expect him to quickly squander all of that money in shitty investments and end up dead in the trailer of his Pimp my Ride custom 18-wheeler with an army battalion’s worth of meth in his system.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

• Moving because his land lord won't let him renew the lease.
• Cost to renew the lease is too high.
• Smell of booze, cigars, and weed has seeped into the foundation.
• Sick of getting wellness checks and free corn every time May leaves to get him coffee.
• Moving to pwn the property owning alogs since a true rich person can just live somewhere else on a whim.
• May needs help with the baby and her parents are the only option.

Leaning on the last option. Since Ralph only needs an internet connection and liquor store in walking distance to survive location doesn't matter. On the other hand a baby is a lot of work and it helps to have family/friend who can watch for an hour here or there. Right now May might as well be a single mother of two. Cleaning up after Ralph as well as Rozy. If they have money troubles it would make sense to move closer to family rather than pay for child care. May's family might even offer to help out financially in return for moving closer. This is all speculation but it is definitely getting under Ralph's skin.
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Very informative the first thing Ethan Ralph does is read the Kiwifarms when he wakes up.

 

[Chronic_IBS]

I'm just waiting with bated breath for when ralph opens the door of his super secret new house and finds a basket of corn, the squeal will be heard worldwide.

 

[Dear Leader Pol Pot]

I think we all know the real reason why ralph is moving like a scared bitch.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Follow the trail of corn and you'll find the Ralphamale at the end of it, whining about a-logs and owning the haters.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph is now retorting, claiming he signed a lease extension in May? He is braking (sic) it to move. If true, he must either be a. sick of corn offerings, b. sick of reading about how he lives in niggerville, c. running low on money d. all of the above
Thoughts?

The landlord found out Ralph left his dog and cat to fend for themselves and shit and piss all over the place for a couple days while he went to AC.
I mean there’s dozens of reasons the landlord could evict them.
What we do know- Ralph can’t pay $1100/month to support his son, and he will have to come up with more than his current rent of $1200/month to move into a similar shithole.
BTW ralph none of us listen to your little podcast, you’re depressing AF.

 

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

I hope he moves with beardson and they both dance to rap music while crying about low donations.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I hope he moves with beardson and they both dance to rap music while crying about low donations.

lol I would actually love this and support it financially

 

[3322]

Ralph said on stream he is looking into Tunisia, Mexico and Costa Rica to move to. So I guess there should be an option in the poll called "to avoid child support payments and escape the Vickers".

 

[draggs]

I don't think "the unit is uninhabitable" clause applies if the tenant is the one that made the unit uninhabitable via sharted boxers left lying about everywhere, Maker's Mark and bongwater spills on every flat surface, and the inescapable reek of sweat, BO, gunt cheese, and weed and cheap cigar smoke emanating from literally everything

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Ralph said on stream he is looking into Tunisia, Mexico and Costa Rica to move to. So I guess there should be an option in the poll called "to avoid child support payments and escape the Vickers".

Considering that he is a violent felon, he is probably going to be turned away from all three countries.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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Ralph said on stream he is looking into Tunisia, Mexico and Costa Rica to move to. So I guess there should be an option in the poll called "to avoid child support payments and escape the Vickers".

>assault on police crime in Portugal ?
>mexican embassy ?
>Aria Lee escort ?

Geez Ralph

 

[ive seen some shit]

doesnt even have the mental capacity to use a different browser, or clear his history or even use incognito mode when he searches for some aids ridden prost to stick his 3 incher in.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

>Aria Lee escort ?

Ralph probably hiring her because she did black cuck porn and blacked videos.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Ralph probably hiring her because she did black cuck porn and blacked videos.

A JCaesar187 moment

 

[Beavis]

Gunt in Mexico. fulfill null’s prophecy

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

Breaking a lease that quickly is definitely alarming. The only positive reason I can see for it is Ralph had a legit threat against his families life but I'd imagine Ralph would squeal about it asap.

Unless Ralph gets assistance with money from Pantsu's parents, I doubt he'd be leaving if they were to split; she'd likely move back to them.

Child support payments would be funny. Vickers gave him the option of paper aborting Xander and Ralph didn't have to take the paternity test. He could've taken the court orders to the chin and slither into Xander's life when he was an angsty teen hating all of the Vickers.

Ralph's gonna look bad no matter where he moves:

Out of the country: Fleeing child support.

In country but cheaper: Superchats not as plentiful and gambling not paying off.

Richer: It'll factor into his ability to pay child support.

He's also presumably abandoning Evan.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

He's also presumably abandoning Evan.

That's implying he's ever seen or had anything to do with Evan in years already.