Write a scary story in two sentences

[Vorhtbame]

I'm practicing tomorrow's speech in the mirror. The reflection isn't syncing up.

 

[Vorhtbame]

A dog is barking in the attic. I don't own a dog, and there is no attic.

 

[The Great Chandler]

The election concludes. President Chandler is sworn in.

Actually, I rather have him President. It's more fun that way.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

@Connor Bible made this thread almost 3 months ago. There are still replies

 

[Darwin Watterson]

After a night of heavy drinking, you wake up extremely hung over. You roll over in bed and see a naked, sleeping ADF.

 

[Jack Haywood]

Phil walks into Portland. The Portlanders tremble.

 

[YI 457]

Spooky, scary skeletons speak with such a screech.
You'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombies shriek.

 

[Connor Bible]

I wake up in my bed, and I see Null sleeping beside me. In a wig and lingerie.

 

[MasterDisaster]

You steal your grandmothers panties and bra. While she's still wearing them.

 

[WonkeyDong]

Inside you currently, a skeleton lives. Soon, it will ascend from its fleshy prison.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Metal gear launches nukes? no...

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Pixar has just announced their newest animated film. It's Assigned Male: The Movie.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

The Emoji Movie is a real thing. It's coming out next year.

 

[Bugaboo]

The Emoji Movie is a real thing. It's coming out next year.

Best new horror story 2016 except it's real

 

[The Lawgiver]

It is usually assumed Zionism is about enslaving the goyim. Actually, it's about Ethics in Games Journalism.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Possessed clickbait article takes physical form and begins stalking and eating people. You won't believe what happens next!

Deadly clickbait article virus infects just by reading the writing of infected. 5 Signs that you might have the virus!

 

[Darwin Watterson]

After a night of heavy drinking, you wake up extremely hung over. You roll over in bed and see a naked, sleeping ADF.

I wake up in my bed, and I see Null sleeping beside me. In a wig and lingerie.

Connor ripped off a post of mine. Just so he could fantasize about sex with a cross-dressing Null.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I wake up in my bed, and I see Null sleeping beside me. In a wig and lingerie.

You wake up in your bed.

You are still Connor Bible.

 

[c-no]

There was a midget in the cabinet.

Now he cucked me and gave me AIDS.

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

I live in a house, alone. I wake up, and someone's eaten the cake I had saved for tomorrow.