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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 323 92.6%

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Something obviously must have happened in the last couple of days to set Ralph off the way he is going. Not sure if he was informed that he will probably lose the trial in Jan and will have to spend some time in jail (@Haru Okumura mentioned in chat that he almost let it slip during one of his rants), if May left him, or if it's something completely different, but there is obviously something.
The guy has been doing more drugs/seems to be doing coke which wasn't normal for him, explodes with the slightest provocation (more than usual) keeps fucking himself over and over during the last few days and has seemingly gone all in on a gambling addiction.

He's done so much stupid shit in what, 2 or 3 days? The stunt with Null yesterday, even if Ralph felt like he "won" (meaning lowered the volume of the other person so they couldn't speak, screamed over them the whole time and then ended the call before they could say anything, what a winner) will hurt him more than he thinks. Just a day or two before he convinced RedPillGaming to come on after RPG told him that he wouldn't because Ralph plays dirty. Well Ralph, anyone who might have any doubts about you being underhanded on your show was 100% convinced when you brought on Null, your short term dopamine rush will be used as an example why people shouldn't go on Ralph's show. Not even Tonka was this pathetic, he at least actually managed to talk over people when they had the same volume as him.

Not to mention that now Null will go on Rekieta's stream to 10x your audience and laugh at you while you impotently tweet or scream to the point of tearing up to the audience you hate but have to pander to every night.

Sharing the DMs with Rekieta, the delusion that a 24 hour stream where he shits his pants is a "masterpiece" he's just losing connection to reality more and more, and I'm sure the cocktail of drugs and booze is accelerating it all.

Does anyone else remember Ethan visibly cringing and meekly pretending not to know who Chaggot was talking about when he brought Faith up twice during the 24-hour stream?

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Then why don't you Ralph? You obviously want to? If you "can" why don't you name her? You can't because you are a pants shitting loser.
Or what about Aide? I'm sure Aide could use this against you since it could easily be mistaken as you trying to talk about her when you are not supposed to. You are such a fucking retard, reeing like an autist on twitter because your feelings were hurt when people noticed you shat your pants on stream and now you want to lash out at every person who's made you mad recently.

All in all, a great couple of days. Keep it up Ralph, I don't think you've been this interesting in a long time.
 
god damn electric company alogs cut down his power

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Not even Tonka was this pathetic, he at least actually managed to talk over people when they had the same volume as him.
tonka also lowered mics

Ethan Ralph gets blown out in every direction.
including up his ass and out his ass

lmfao he admits he cares and shows he lies to cope yet again, drink and sniff more drugs and booze piggu its doing wonders owning them alaywgs
 
Something obviously must have happened in the last couple of days to set Ralph off the way he is going. Not sure if he was informed that he will probably lose the trial in Jan and will have to spend some time in jail (@Haru Okumura mentioned in chat that he almost let it slip during one of his rants), if May left him, or if it's something completely different, but there is obviously something.
He was caught pooping his pants. That's it, that's literally all that happened.
Maybe he has a history of incontinence and the kid whose dog he killed called him poopy pants and all this dredges up bad memories. But I refuse to believe this sperging is for any other reason than the shart tape. A picture of his flabby gut poking out of his shirt almost broke his brain in 2019 and pooping himself live dealt the final blow.
 
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