DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The way he shows off empty fucking boxes, it's like a literal child trying to flex, why the fuck does he even keep the boxes for this shit? Would his excuse be he needs to keep them in case he has to return any of them? Shit makes no sense I swear.
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That background. Fucking cardboard boxes, even put the stupid earphones there. Really brings in the impression of a homeless beggar. Only needs an ugly painting of Carl Sagan made by Derich.

Holy shit, you're right. He's EXACTLY like some of the homeless people here in Toronto. The only thing missing is the paper cup for Phil to shake.

Oh, wait...
 

Handcart story, since he's retconning it now.

"The cart I'm gonna be pulling everywhere! Trust me, I'm not gonna put my back at risk. Worse comes to worst, I'm gonna get the shit in the garage and just leave it there until my girlfriend comes then we (she) can move it into the house!"
Does he use the scooters at Fred Meyer?
 
$38 in tips.

Gee Phil, after chastising your audience and banning people who talked about the "drama" (I know, talking about the drama is YOUR job) instead of actually addressing it, you end up with a day of low tips. Now, it could be the fact that you suck at entertaining people other than yourself. Or, it could be a case of cause-and-effect. You know, the same thing that keeps happening whenever you bitch out and ban denthead fans who were foolish enough to give you money in the first place? You would think after 13 years of doing this, you would've learned by now that this isn't the best way to grow or treat an audience.
He thinks he already covered his ass be blaming chat for why people 'leave' or don't stick around. Like there are new people checking him out somehow.
 
If he drives them like he does a car, is that really wise?
Not only is he terrified of having any sort of confrontation out in public, but going shopping and having to manoeuvre around people must be his biggest ordeal he comes across each week. Searching through the aisles looking for his mounds of frozen junk and stacks of paper plates, avoiding eye contact with people, hoping no one recognises him as "the guy!", pondering the thoughts about how much money should he spend and how much he should spend on mobile games as he reaches the counter, making sure he doesn't carry too many groceries back into the car so he doesn't trigger a back injury.

Honestly it would be like watching Robin Williams walking around when he escaped the board game for the first time with how he behaves around people.
 
Well time to add spoil to the ever growing list of words Dave misuses and/or have no fucking clue what actually means.
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Oh and Phil please stop pretending you have any self control. I mean it's cute and all but reel tawk we all know so it just comes off as cringy.
Distant observers have noted they don't seem to work most of the time anyway.
 
Just thinking about the Project 7 animation he uploaded with Rambo and Howard blurred out and when he was asked about it, got shifty eyed and lied that he had no idea where it came from and had a sleazy giggle about it.
IIRC he claimed a fan used the actual “raw footage” to make that animation, which is even worse.
 
Do you, or anyone for that matter know why he's not playing pokemon? Has he mentioned it at all?
Phil has not mentioned it as far as I know. He said he was gonna play it and then a few days before release he went completely silent about it. Part of me wishes the reason is he couldn't afford it, but I know that's not an excuse for Phil, it's just a reason to beg harder. Maybe he thought it wasn't gonna draw a lot of autistic people to increase his stream or maybe it was because of the leaks the game suffered or the fact that people said it's not as stupidly easy and hand holding as Sw/Sh S/M was. Or a combination of those reasons.
 
The way he shows off empty fucking boxes, it's like a literal child trying to flex, why the fuck does he even keep the boxes for this shit? Would his excuse be he needs to keep them in case he has to return any of them? Shit makes no sense I swear.
It would look good if he just put together a game room. Plenty of people have game rooms with bookshelves full of games, posters, and game boxes, and it looks good. Phil only put a couch is his "office", put a few boxes up as decoration, and it looks horrible.
 
Welcome to today's edition of "Nothing I could do/I did nothing and still couldn't block"
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Excuse: "I couldn't block, I just wanted to block but couldn't do it"
Reality: You tried to crouch-block a jump-in, you dipshit.

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Excuse: "Now I couldn't block, then he gets a free combo I don't know- I don't know what's going on, I'm not doing anything! He's just dashing up and getting hits, I'm not doing anything"
Reality:
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You walked backwards, trying to block...
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...and your opponnent caught you with a low into a combo which he dropped...
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and jumped when you tried to mash your way out of it, resulting in the next combo.

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afterwards he chased down your quickrise and hit you with a low again while you tried to block high. Again.

Bonus: After throwing him and getting a little bit of breathing room, Dave just stood there in the corner like a scrub and tried a special move which got stuffed immediatley resulting in the next 50/50 rushdown where...
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he went for a button and got blown out again.

His excuse this time: "Again, I couldn't do anything. He just keeps rushing down, I can't do anything"

Wrong Dave, you could've done multiple things like,

  • block
  • evade roll
  • DP
  • Super

to get out of the corner. Instead you sat around and blocked every attack with your face.
 
Phil has not mentioned it as far as I know. He said he was gonna play it and then a few days before release he went completely silent about it. Part of me wishes the reason is he couldn't afford it, but I know that's not an excuse for Phil, it's just a reason to beg harder. Maybe he thought it wasn't gonna draw a lot of autistic people to increase his stream or maybe it was because of the leaks the game suffered or the fact that people said it's not as stupidly easy and hand holding as Sw/Sh S/M was. Or a combination of those reasons.
A lot of the trainers have competitively viable movesets at higher levels, and as someone who has dabbled in competitive Pokemon, it will not be easy for Phil.
 
A lot of the trainers have competitively viable movesets at higher levels, and as someone who has dabbled in competitive Pokemon, it will not be easy for Phil.
Yeah, that's what I meant by saying the game doesn't hold your hand as much. The thing is, if the game won't hold his hand, I think his chat devolved so much that they won't be able to either. I think it's actually a good thing to introduce competitive trainers to fight in the game and the remakes were actually quite good. But I can imagine Phil seeing that the game actually requires a brain and instantly dropping it. Or who knows, maybe OIC told him not to play it.
 
from today's San Andreas stream, dave nearly cancels himself saying there's only 2 genders

it begins by him singing a song about gender

"🎵 girl, you are a female, you don't have a penis, this is basic anatomy girl, oh yeah"

-queue some wheelchair in chat saying that's offensive-

"that's offensive? how is that offensive? how is it offensive to say that-w-that women have a certain anatomy, and men have a certain anatomy, we're not talking about.. people.. we're talking about people who are one gender, we're not talking about people who are, you know.. alright forget it, cause if I say one.. if I say seriously, people will get upset, so fuck it, forget I ever said anything, haha, forget I ever said anything about it, alright, gender is just an idea, alright, alright" - LGBT Ally Phil Burnell

1:06:25 to 1:07:48, from DDM but there isn't any autistic sound clips


just thought it was funny seeing him flounder and wanted to share, that's all
I may be late here and it’s not technically the same type of ally but I found this and….

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I mean the jokes write themselves
 
Phil has not mentioned it as far as I know. He said he was gonna play it and then a few days before release he went completely silent about it. Part of me wishes the reason is he couldn't afford it, but I know that's not an excuse for Phil, it's just a reason to beg harder. Maybe he thought it wasn't gonna draw a lot of autistic people to increase his stream or maybe it was because of the leaks the game suffered or the fact that people said it's not as stupidly easy and hand holding as Sw/Sh S/M was. Or a combination of those reasons.
Only person who wants it is Derich who won’t tip.
 
It would look good if he just put together a game room. Plenty of people have game rooms with bookshelves full of games, posters, and game boxes, and it looks good. Phil only put a couch is his "office", put a few boxes up as decoration, and it looks horrible.
Yeah, it would look good if he'd put some effort into it like most people who want to display their collections, even if it was just a collection of empty boxes a little organization could make it look nice. Although this is DSP we're talking about so I'm not sure if he's capable of something like that, lol.
 
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