Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas calls women bitches all the time, he also regularly uses the n word, says it turns the gen z baes on. Does Lucas really think we all have that bad of a memory? Or since it happened in the past it is no loner relevant and we should all just moooove on, mooooove on?
As someone who has almost zero contact with other humans at all, you'd think he'd realize maybe his parents and brothers and other associates have stopped talking to him for a similar reason. That would require admitting he's in the wrong though.
 
As someone who has almost zero contact with other humans at all, you'd think he'd realize maybe his parents and brothers and other associates have stopped talking to him for a similar reason. That would require admitting he's in the wrong though.


At some level he knows he's the issue. Whether or not it's at the front of his conscious or is somewhere in the rutting lizard brain is something we probably won't ever know.
 
I wonder how Lucas would react to gay fanfics of his OC
He wouldn’t know how he’d feel about it.
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It's cute that in his post about trying gay sex, Lucas assumes he'd be the top. Should Lucas ever sample sodomy, it will almost certainly be from a different perspective.

Lucas is getting a bit agitated. He wants to know where the party's at. It isn't at Mallon.

Some animals, elk for example, seem to have annual breeding grounds. The bull and bae elk all meet up in the same spot every year, and dramatically fornicate. Lucas apparently conceives of human parties as similar to these breeding grounds. He imagines that somewhere out there in Spokane, there is a spot where fertile Gen Z baes gather to wait for Gen X dudes to come smash their gashes. He doesn't know where, and the damned Gen Z flatbills won't tell him, no matter how many times he begs for "the information," or how many good deeds he does on behalf of the working class.

For a time, the bars and restaurants of the "Age Gap District" were the Gen Z breeding grounds on Lucas's mental map. It seems he's given up on the hunt there, but is still looking for private parties where he can meet new girls, make eye contact, and recite a rehearsed icebreaker.

Lucas, beyond finding out of the location of "the party," has few options for meeting the kinds of people he wants to meet. He will not encounter them in his daily routine. He lives in a nursing home, doesn't work, doesn't go to school, doesn't belong to any groups like a church. He seems socially isolated, and can't maintain relationships with "friends" like Izik/Isaac(?). Like many folks, his social world is online, but Lucas is dissatisfied with that. Maybe he's had too many negative experiences, maybe he's practical and doesn't want to talk to girls that aren't local, or maybe he's just a Gen X boomer, but Lucas wants to meet people IRL. So he goes online, and demands "information": Where is the party at, Gen Z? Where are all the baes at? Fellow alpha male animal, where is the breeding ground?"

It makes sense, from Lucas's point of view. He is used to "getting the information," or receiving lessons on basic social behavior. We know that as a youth, Lucas younger brother had to explicitly explain to him how to act on the playground, how to make small talk, how to use expressions like "what's up, man?"
 
Isn't the ideal relationship to Lucas not too different from that of a beast in heat?

In other words, pretty much just loveless sex?
"Beast in heat" describes the sophistication of Lucas's pick-up artistry, not his ideal relationship. Wernologists have long studied Lucas's ideal "smart pretty interesting girl," and Lucas has provided tons of information. It's one of his favorite subjects.


It seems that Lucas's ideal relationship, the one that he seeks every day, will solve all of his problems. It will prove he isn't an unloveable failure, and make up for all of his suffering. He conceives of the "smart pretty interesting girl" as a mother figure, who will provide and care for him. But she's also a slave, who will defer to him in all things, always put him first, and not maintain relationships with other males. He wants to be cared for and pampered by someone that obeys him. Finally, she's a trophy too, physical proof that he is indeed a male, a creature to be taken seriously and envied, not mocked.
 
That's what CWC wanted out of "Lovely Weather" during the "Love Quest".

Is it a usual lolcow trait to want a girlfriend that's like a new mom?
It’s a pretty common incel trait, I don’t believe it’s lolcow specific.

They all want beautiful fuck mommies/bang maids that are young, impossibly attractive, somehow have money while only staying home to care for them, and have a need to constantly have their lips wrapped around dipshit’s penis.

And these guys are just, you know, some guy.
 
Interesting that this is immediately where his brain went.

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If that were true be be drowning in pussy.
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That first one is blatantly obvious projection. Lucas is making what he wants to do the moment the government magically disappears explicitly clear. He's also projecting his concern over people being aware of his history trying to stalk and fuck little girls. Hence the degeneracy comment
 
That first one is blatantly obvious projection. Lucas is making what he wants to do the moment the government magically disappears explicitly clear. He's also projecting his concern over people being aware of his history trying to stalk and fuck little girls. Hence the degeneracy comment
Kind of reminds me of that autistic manifesto he wrote for his lolcow society. He laid out some rules for this so called "society". I think the first rule he wrote was "sex with animals: illegal" . That was rule number 1. What a cow Lucas is!
 
What he doesn’t really understand is that no matter how much he could change society to get his pee-pee touched, it would still never be touched.

There is literally no scenario that exists where Lucas would be a desired parter. He is a useless liability all the way down to his core. The entire world could stop working and just have sex all day long, and he’d still be left out because he is a disgusting, whining, ugly, fat retard.

And as a disgusting, whining, ugly, fat retard, he’d be one of the first killed off in any of his lawless scenarios. No one wants him around to leech off workers and try and molest the little girls. Even in his goddamn fantasies he’s provided a shithole apartment by the government, and thinks leaving rotting meat out for his neighbors on his porch is somehow a good thing.

He is a low iq, autistic, schitzo, assault on the senses. He is painful to be around, and I’m forever thankful you can’t smell through the internet. What he will never really get, because he’s a retard, is that no amount of shuffling society around will ever fix that. He will always be repulsive.

And that’s why he is one of my favorite cows.
 
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That first one is blatantly obvious projection. Lucas is making what he wants to do the moment the government magically disappears explicitly clear. He's also projecting his concern over people being aware of his history trying to stalk and fuck little girls. Hence the degeneracy comment
The Pedo Freak is projecting big time. Just before Christmas I posted this:

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Yea, the insane Pedo wants to get rid of the police that keep him in line. Without the police he'd have the "freedom" to take/do what he wants. Rape any girl that catches he Pedo eyes. It hasn't occured to his rutting animal brain without the police, people would take the law into their own hands. He is already known as a predator in Spokane, how long would he last alive.
 
That's what CWC wanted out of "Lovely Weather" during the "Love Quest".

Is it a usual lolcow trait to want a girlfriend that's like a new mom?
It’s a pretty common incel trait, I don’t believe it’s lolcow specific.

They all want beautiful fuck mommies/bang maids that are young, impossibly attractive, somehow have money while only staying home to care for them, and have a need to constantly have their lips wrapped around dipshit’s penis.

And these guys are just, you know, some guy.
It's a trait common amongst a specific breed of lolcow, but not a lolcow specific trait. What to name it? How about "wern"?

Everyone has a touch of wern, but it reaches it's fullest and must toxic expression in socially isolated, sexually failed men. Incels commonly exhibit wern, and it seems a risk factor for lolcowdom. James Terry, CWC, and Cilley are examples of cows that rose to prominence pursuing a "bang maid." And interestingly enough, the bang maid is often sought by cows with demonstrable pedo tendencies. The bang maid combines the nurturing and stability of a mother, with the body of a teen girl and the agency of a fleshlight. The perfect mate for a horny teenage boy that happens to be 40+.
 
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