Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[LUNEKO]

So pro-Russian ANNA-news is claiming that Syrian rebels have arrived in Ukraine

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The Russians finally finished killing all the Ukranian military when out of the sudden they hear:

ALLAHU AKBAR is heard rushing in waves

 

[A Logging Company]

Video from the other thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russian-invasion-of-ukraine.107023/post-11344903

Note how the cameraman quickly moves past the fatties, just to further emphasize how pointless this is.

He's gonna be thinking about those fatties when Putin cuts off the gas and he needs someone to keep him warm.

 

[Hackallier]

Ukrainian border guards caught another mobilization evaders who were trying to cross the border with Moldova. Among the detainees were the son and grandson of the singer Sofia Rotaru, who has repeatedly supported Kyiv.

On March 8, Ukrainian border guards meet with flowers men who are trying to hide abroad.

 

[Happy Fish]

He's gonna be thinking about those fatties when Putin cuts off the gas and he needs someone to keep him warm.

Putin will invade France after Ukraine? Now there is a hot n spicy take.

 

[Wy4M]

Well, the Turks have a history of transferring Syrian rebels to fight in other conflicts.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jan/15/exclusive-2000-syrian-troops-deployed-to-libya-to-support-regime

fyi - Already in 2015 ISIS rebels came over to fight with AZOV because AZOV got their asses kicked.


Interview with Swedish 'sniper' Mikael Skillt who was a nazi but suddenly was 'cured' once jews, muslims and some blacks came over to pull them out of the shit.

https://www.dailysignal.com/2015/08/10/meet-the-former-neo-nazi-spokesman-who-now-fights-for-freedom-in-ukraine/

https://archive.ph/YCR8Q

A lot of this stuff is being scrubbed from the most common search engines.
Hell, sometimes it feels like google, bing, duckduckgo scrub everything that happened prior to 2016.

 

[IKOL]

Nothing, past 3 days have been a nothingburger overall.

so basically this

Oh, and just in, but British Defense Minister just said the Brits would support Poland if they gave Ukraine fighter jets

IF they gAve them... well that's one hall of a vague way to say "we can give you the cuckold emotional supports if you'll perform the lapdog trick and provoke that bear".
Seriously, what these retards are thinking... it's sure all rigged as fuck but, come on...

No source but I swear if this whole war was "Recongize Donbass and Crimea", and the rest of Ukraine ends up not being annexed or puppeted, this really is Clown World.

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Would be the gloious fuck up if everything just ends on DPR and LPR become independent and Kiev would not taste the Grozny sauce.

I imagine there will also be a nonsense article forbidding Nazism to completely declare victory.

It might be, but, you know, you can't surge Adolph husbando out from the hearts in easy way, it's very hard to do, no matter what. Impossible, even.

That's pretty much what was originally wanted. Some (including me) speculated that since this erupted into a full war, Russia was going to claim everything east of the Dnieper. There's something Russia could do in all of this which would make things really awkward for Ukraine, but I don't see them doing it due to external politics. That is demanding that the region north of the Azov sea becomes an independent nation too. This would make things really difficult politically for both the AZOV militia and the Ukrainian government.

If something like this happen then Ukraine will become nothing more but another Balkan retard state. Not the fate everyone would like to live up with.

Maybe, but if Russia's goals turn out to be forced recognization of breakaway states, I can definitely see that getting sanctions lifted faster than Defacto annexing most of a country.

You're a good comedian, I give you out of 5.

Genuine question, do you really think anything will be lifted? They just kept piling them up after 2014, I am not aware of a single one being removed past that date.

Because none of them were lifted at all, there might have been some loosing of the knot to take place but overall, all the santions are still there, there get more and more day after day even if nothing is going on at all.

The greatest santion would be @дядя Боря 's threadban though.

There’s a topless protest going on in France in support of Ukraine

Ah, yes, rioting HIV positive (neo-)vaginas. Cool.

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The only question I have is here did they get to print these...

 

[Hackallier]

!BREAKING! Ramzan Kadyrov, the Head of the Chechen Republic, has been banned from watching Anime.

Google translate, highlight by me:

Japan imposed sanctions against Russian citizens, among whom was myself.

I have just begun to understand the cheap policy of the States and their European minions, who, in order to demonstrate vigorous activity, impose sanctions and freeze my non-existent bank accounts. But Japan? A country with centuries-old traditions of morality and noble behavior "Bushido", which has always stood apart from the whole world, suddenly caved in under Europe. I really wonder how such seemingly smart people suddenly went astray and froze my assets, which I never had in Japan?

Most likely, in addition to the ban on my financial activities, I am now forbidden to watch anime and enjoy cherry blossoms. I will go into the ranks of the ninja and I will do it in secret. Oh, and the ninja is now impossible ...

I simply must take exactly the same retaliatory measures. From now on, the leadership of Japan cannot set foot on Chechen soil, except for two places - mental hospitals in the villages of Braguny and Samashki. I'm not a monster to deprive them of the necessary treatment. All their property and bank accounts are arrested, will be sold, and the funds will be directed to the development fund of the Kuril Islands.

But seriously, you know, I don't care about any sanctions of any country. I am afraid of only one thing - to fall under the sanctions of the Almighty! I'm afraid to spoil relations only with Allah!

 

[IKOL]

!BREAKING! Ramzan Kadyrov, the Head of the Chechen Republic, has been banned from watching Anime.
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Google translate, highlight by me:

I'd say that's a flex, but I can literally feel the cope and seething coming from his statement.
Не боись, Рамзан Ахматыч, торрент наше все, лол.

 

[3-2-1836]

!BREAKING! Ramzan Kadyrov, the Head of the Chechen Republic, has been banned from watching Anime.
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Why did he randomly spell Allah in Cyrillic with a l? Isn't that going to send him straight to hell?

 

[Octavia]

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I'm assuming they want to drag them back to serve in the army, but what's that realistically gonna achieve? If they don't want to be there they'll just find ways to take whatever equipment you issue and run, unless you run it like it's 1939.

!BREAKING! Ramzan Kadyrov, the Head of the Chechen Republic, has been banned from watching Anime.
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lol, based Chechen "By Allah, I pirate this anime"

 

[Tim Curry]

Welcome to the new thread everyone.
If Putin were to decide to pull out of Ukraine once this conflict becomes too expensive, in what ways would be be able to do so without being completely embarrassed? Or is the damage to his reputation already done?

I doubt his ego would allow him to pull out at any point before he completely and totally bankrupts Russia and then Xi can move in as his new sugar Daddy

 

[Male Idiot]

From a pacifist perspective, the most ideal solution would be to have all the Eastern European nations form a union of their own which would have mutual exclusivity laws with NATO, the EU, or any Russian alliances. This would basically block the west and east from having any real contact with each other. Economically, it would also be great for Eastern Europe because they'd be the middlemen in all east and west trade, which would essentially be free money. This is obviously not going to happen though.

We had it, but entente scum had to break it.

The Russians' shunning of the letter H has always made me laugh. The gumanutarian corridor here or their war with Gitler back in the 40s.

Dem be propa umies.

!BREAKING! Ramzan Kadyrov, the Head of the Chechen Republic, has been banned from watching Anime.
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Never stand between a man and his waifu, Inshallah!

Tl,dr, this seems so far that the bear is rabidly storming but taking more wounds than expected.

All eu had to do was let Russia cut the middle man. All Russia had to do was a 10 ton shipment of crack to the Bidens.

 

[mudwogg]

My observation; Ukraine's government (being a US puppet), for all it's human rights abuses (mainly towards the Russian minorities) since installation is largely ignored, which is exactly the same for any dictatorship that is a puppet or ally of theirs. Saddam back when he was a US ally, nobody cared about what he's done regardless of severity. In fact, a declassified CIA document did mention that they did arm Saddam's forces (whom is their proxy against Iran) with mustard and sarin gas weapons, as well as providing them intel during the Iran-Iraq war. Then there's Samuel Doe from Liberia, whom the US helped put into power. During the duration of the Cold War, several African nations weren't only puppets of the Soviet Union, but that of the US, UK and France.

In short it's okay to do abuses as long as they are an asset. Never trust anyone who virtue signals about human rights. The most caring people I know don't emote like theater actors.

 

[Wy4M]

Welcome to the new thread everyone.

Joined 5 Mar 2022
My fellow kiwis...

 

[borsabil]

So the burgers are now threatening sanctions against India AND China? Holy fuck, the depth of retardation knows no bounds. America has more deathfats and troons per square inch than any other nation. Lard mixed with oestrogen is fucking with their minds, and let's it face the average burger has never been that stable.

It's time the rest of the planet sealed off the US and stopped all contact with them. They combine love of war with almost total sexual and moral degeneracy. They're leading us over a cliff. Economic depression at a minimum and potentially nuclear war.

 

[Tim Curry]

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My fellow kiwis...

...countrymen. Lend me your ear!

 

[Animewasamistake]

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My fellow kiwis...

Newfags get one chance to be a good poster. so dont fuck up Tim

 

[Hackallier]

I don't think this was posted yet on this thread.

So Ukraine has opened a simplified 7 step process for foreigners to join their military:

https://fightforua.org/

1. Apply To The Embassy Of Ukraine In Your Country With The Intention To Join The International Legion Of Defense Of Ukraine (Ask a Defense Attache Or Consul. See The Embassy`s Website For Additional Information)
   There Are Three Ways To Apply: 1) Come To The Embassy Physically; 2) Call Us By Phone; 3) Apply By Email.
2. Specify What Documents And Clothing (Equipment) You Need Or Are Recommended To Have.
   Documents: Internal Document; Passport To Travel Abroad; Documents Confirming Your Record Of Military Service (Service In Law Enforcement Agencies) And Participation In The Combat; Other Documents As Requested By The Defense Attache Or Consul.
3. Arrive At The Embassy With Documents For An Interview With The Defense Attache And Visa Arrangements With The Consul.
4. Submit An Application To Enlist For Voluntary Contract-Based Military Service In The Armed Forces Of Ukraine (With Assistance From The Defense Attache).
5. Get Instructions On How To Travel To Ukraine, The Necessary Documents And Equipment.
   It Is Recommended, If Available, To Bring Your Military Kit, Such As Clothing Or Its Elements, Equipment, Helmet, Body Armor, Etc.
6. Travel To Ukraine In a Defined Way. Representatives Of Ukrainian Embassies, Consulates (Abroad) And Territorial Defense In Ukraine Will Provide Assistance On The Way. We Will Provide Contacts At The Embassy Of Ukraine In Your Country.
7. Upon Arrival To The Collection Point In Ukraine, Join The International Legion Of Defense Of Ukraine (Sign The Contract) And Engage The Russian Occupiers Together With Fighters From All Over The World And Ukrainian Soldiers.

 

[3-2-1836]

If Putin were to decide to pull out of Ukraine once this conflict becomes too expensive, in what ways would be be able to do so without being completely embarrassed? Or is the damage to his reputation already done?

At this point? Detonating a nuke over Lviv.

I don't think this was posted yet on this thread.

So Ukraine has opened a simplified 7 step process for foreigners to join their military:

https://fightforua.org/

1. Apply To The Embassy Of Ukraine In Your Country With The Intention To Join The International Legion Of Defense Of Ukraine (Ask a Defense Attache Or Consul. See The Embassy`s Website For Additional Information)
   There Are Three Ways To Apply: 1) Come To The Embassy Physically; 2) Call Us By Phone; 3) Apply By Email.
2. Specify What Documents And Clothing (Equipment) You Need Or Are Recommended To Have.
   Documents: Internal Document; Passport To Travel Abroad; Documents Confirming Your Record Of Military Service (Service In Law Enforcement Agencies) And Participation In The Combat; Other Documents As Requested By The Defense Attache Or Consul.
3. Arrive At The Embassy With Documents For An Interview With The Defense Attache And Visa Arrangements With The Consul.
4. Submit An Application To Enlist For Voluntary Contract-Based Military Service In The Armed Forces Of Ukraine (With Assistance From The Defense Attache).
5. Get Instructions On How To Travel To Ukraine, The Necessary Documents And Equipment.
   It Is Recommended, If Available, To Bring Your Military Kit, Such As Clothing Or Its Elements, Equipment, Helmet, Body Armor, Etc.
6. Travel To Ukraine In a Defined Way. Representatives Of Ukrainian Embassies, Consulates (Abroad) And Territorial Defense In Ukraine Will Provide Assistance On The Way. We Will Provide Contacts At The Embassy Of Ukraine In Your Country.
7. Upon Arrival To The Collection Point In Ukraine, Join The International Legion Of Defense Of Ukraine (Sign The Contract) And Engage The Russian Occupiers Together With Fighters From All Over The World And Ukrainian Soldiers.

I assume #6 is to keep your shit from getting seized by other governments whilst transiting Europe since I'm pretty sure a lot of military kit is controlled in various countries you would have to go through to get to Ukraine.

 

[No. 7 cat]

The Russians finally finished killing all the Ukranian military when out of the sudden they hear:

ALLAHU AKBAR is heard rushing in waves

The Russian Army has a disproportionate number of Central Asian Moslems whose legal status is unclear. Perhaps blackmail, perhaps earning their papers. Anyhow Russia has always had a notable Moslem majority, particularly Tatars, but obviously Chechens and others of that Caucasus region. White Russians emigrate and Moslem migrants replace them. RT throws shade on France at times over rioting or criminal Maghbrebi, but Russia has a bigger Moslem majority. If the Patriarch became a Moslem, he wouldn't need 50 hats, and if Iran is any guide, he could live in degenerate luxury.