Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Jeep1971]

Lolcow Lucas Werner is back begging for money! Someone sent the cow $2.00 now he wants $1000. And with anarchism all the restaraunt food would be free! People would be having cookouts in the streets! The chefs would be afraid not to cook for Lucas! After all, it works with the chimps!

Fuck, he's dumb. If our country was ever "taken over" like he dreams,he'd be the first mother fucker they yeeted off a cliff.
It would be similar to The Walking Dead without zombies. Every man or group for itself. People who won't work or have no skills, would NOT survive long. He'd be speared and eaten by a rogue group of modern day cannibals of Donner Party proportions.

 

[Amewsed]

Fuck, he's dumb. If our country was ever "taken over" like he dreams,he'd be the first mother fucker they yeeted off a cliff.
It would be similar to The Walking Dead without zombies. Every man or group for itself. People who won't work or have no skills, would NOT survive long. He'd be speared and eaten by a rogue group of modern day cannibals of Donner Party proportions.

It'd be glorious. Lucas, one of the first casualties doomed to a hell of flatbilled cockblockers.

Sounds like a board game to me fellas.

 

[mothman96]

Lolcow Lucas Werner is back begging for money! Someone sent the cow $2.00 now he wants $1000. And with anarchism all the restaraunt food would be free! People would be having cookouts in the streets! The chefs would be afraid not to cook for Lucas! After all, it works with the chimps!

Edit: Lucas needs his shoes and glasses before he can work, cause he can't see too good. Like the Jerky Boys Sol Rosenberg skits!

After July wonder what other excuse(s) the fat tub of lard bumcel is going to come up with for why he can't work.

ETA:
Supposedly his Texas "friend" wants to go up to Spokane to hook the Creeper up. The lazy fat tub of lard wants $1000 to have fun with the new friends/"potential wifey" the Texan will hook him up with.

ETA:
Of course the lazy Creep is not telling his FB friends that once he moves to the apt, after rent he'll have at least $500 to spend every month.

ETA2:
Birds of a feather stick together-- Is his Texas friend into young girls too? Teenie porn, Daddy/daughter porn like the Pedo Creeper.

ETA3:

ETA4:
Of course the lazy fat tub of lard doesn't want to put in any effort/work to get handouts like the people in the street corners. He'll just beg via his FB.

ETA5:
What the --Pics of the Creep in bed with a 21 yr old.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

ETA5:
What the --Pics of the Creep in bed with a 21 yr old.

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Lucas is semi-good at scamming people so i highly doubt that. But if it were true I'm willing to bet the girl is either passed out drunk or sleeping when the wern tried to take a selfie with her

 

[Da Dude123]

Tubby is too lazy to beg for money at the on ramps. What a worthless cow. This "Texas friend" thing is some sort of scam. Maybe this "friend" will make Lucas send him some money first before he flies up to go to the bars with Lucas?

I wonder how long he will keep up this begathon?

Also, this $1000 thing. Lucas does not have the will power to not spend that money. The $9.42 will be gone tomorrow. He will buy hot corn nuts and Venom energy drinks with it, most likely. If someone gave him $1000 he would high tail it to clinkerdaggers and probably check into Motel 6.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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That PFP really shows how his head resembles a rugby ball.

Also, you have a head shaped like a rugby ball.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas is semi-good at scamming people so i highly doubt that. But if it were true I'm willing to bet the girl is either passed out drunk or sleeping when the wern tried to take a selfie with her

Maybe that's the plan the Creep and his Texas "friend" have in mind. Slip something in a girl's drink and take her back to the motel. Passed out is the only way a girl will find herself in bed with the infamous Creep.

ETA:
$ to defunk the Wern:
Money and a girl will never defunk the Creep. Lots of soap, bleach, and a scrub brush will work for his body. Nothing can defunk his brain.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Lucas got two chicken fried steaks and a plate of nachos.

Plenty good!

Werner is the only one I know of who can make a photo of food somehow look like a photo of gore.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Maybe that's the plan the Creep and his Texas "friend" have in mind. Slip something in a girl's drink and take her back to the motel. Passed out is the only way a girl will find herself in bed with the infamous Creep.

ETA:
$ to defunk the Wern:
Money and a girl will never defunk the Creep. Lots of soap, bleach, and a scrub brush will work for his body. Nothing can defunk his brain.

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imagine waking up to that

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

This $1000 grift seems like a sudden and out of character escalation. Someone who knows the social housing process better than me…

Is there any avenue or process that tubs may be subject to that would expect him to have upfront cash like that in order to secure the property??

I don’t believe this Texas stud story, Lucas also forgets that he had all that lovely stimulus cash in his hand and didn’t get anywhere near the ladies of Spokane.

Maybe I’m completely off the mark, this just seems odd (odder than normal) for Pukas.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

After July wonder what other excuse(s) the fat tub of lard bumcel is going to come up with for why he can't work.

ETA:
Supposedly his Texas "friend" wants to go up to Spokane to hook the Creeper up. The lazy fat tub of lard wants $1000 to have fun with the new friends/"potential wifey" the Texan will hook him up with.

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ETA:
Of course the lazy Creep is not telling his FB friends that once he moves to the apt, after rent he'll have at least $500 to spend every month.

ETA2:
Birds of a feather stick together-- Is his Texas friend into young girls too? Teenie porn, Daddy/daughter porn like the Pedo Creeper.
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ETA3:
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ETA4:
Of course the lazy fat tub of lard doesn't want to put in any effort/work to get handouts like the people in the street corners. He'll just beg via his FB.

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ETA5:
What the --Pics of the Creep in bed with a 21 yr old.

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That lazy fat count. Speaking of easy money...how much do you want to bet Texas Bro is about as real as his tryst with Kiki or his episode with the Asian girl on the bus?

 

[IceQueen]

Maybe that's the plan the Creep and his Texas "friend" have in mind. Slip something in a girl's drink and take her back to the motel. Passed out is the only way a girl will find herself in bed with the infamous Creep.

ETA:
$ to defunk the Wern:
Money and a girl will never defunk the Creep. Lots of soap, bleach, and a scrub brush will work for his body. Nothing can defunk his brain.

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He is (of course, as usual) forgetting that he HAS had $1000, sometimes even more than that, in the last eleven years, as recently as LAST year in fact. It did not help him get a woman then and it DEFINITELY won’t now that he’s even fatter and more disgusting than he was a year ago.

 

[mothman96]

He is (of course, as usual) forgetting that he HAS had $1000, sometimes even more than that, in the last eleven years, as recently as LAST year in fact. It did not help him get a woman then and it DEFINITELY won’t know that he’s even fatter and more disgusting than he was a year ago.

But now he thinks his "wingman" will make all the difference. His Texas buddy who is real good at picking up women. The Texas guy will be the one approaching the hot baes, convincing them the Creep is plenty good and handing the girl(s) over to the bumcel.

ETA:

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Unhinged Lucas arc pregame coming in nice

 

[SteveGoatman]

Lucas said "To show my generosity" he would spend 1k....of money that was "donated" to him, to take out his TX buddy and two "barfly" ladies who enjoy good meals. Jesus Christ....

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

If anyone does give Fatty $20 for a vid of their choosing, my recommendation is for Lucas to film himself doing shirtless jumping jacks, situps, and pushups... and then briefly discussing the importance of good health and nutrition on the physique of the middle-aged man.

(But I'd rather nobody gave him $ at all)

 

[mothman96]

This $1000 grift seems like a sudden and out of character escalation. Someone who knows the social housing process better than me…

Is there any avenue or process that tubs may be subject to that would expect him to have upfront cash like that in order to secure the property??

I don’t believe this Texas stud story, Lucas also forgets that he had all that lovely stimulus cash in his hand and didn’t get anywhere near the ladies of Spokane.

Maybe I’m completely off the mark, this just seems odd (odder than normal) for Pukas.

I don't think the $1000 has anything to do with his housing for the disabled. The agency/social worker who got him the apt would have seen to it that his SSI for June no longer goes to Mallon and whatever money is needed would be available to move him over.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I'll admit I'm disappointed in the lack of frequent Wern videos I used to take for granted, but would I ever pay him to do one? Absolutely fuckin not. Know your place fatty. The paypigs you actually do somehow manage to attract are gonna get bored eventually if you can't be bothered to provide more entertainment beyond mundane sociopolitical screeds and boardgame shit. Stop trying to sell out you capitalist hypocrite. What happened to that "people will provide services for free" theory you throw around on the regular? Maybe it's time to admit you're full of shit?

 

[Fanny Trucker]

I love this man saying that he respects literal panhandling hobos for how hard they work, really puts his work ethic into perspective

 

[Free the Pedos]

But now he thinks his "wingman" will make all the difference. His Texas buddy who is real good at picking up women. The Texas guy will be the one approaching the hot baes, convincing them the Creep is plenty good and handing the girl(s) over to the bumcel.

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Love his cover of Vogue editorial modeling styling here. You know he thinks he's a Fabio style heartthrob with his technically long hair and floppy white blouse.