DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[EmpGulcasa]

Phil deserves poverty and an obscure death.

 

[Pargon]

Phil deserves poverty and an obscure death.

It’s a pity he doesn’t have the drive of a Koresh or Asahara. The world would be without a whole lot of dents if unit #30 went full Jonestown.

 

[tomstone]

did anything noteworthy happen in pigroachistan in the last couple weeks?

 

[Corpun]

Honest question, and I apologize if it’s been presented before…would anyone on this planet, besides ma and pa snort, be sad if Phil died? Khet would be happier than a pig in shit for that money.

Doubtful. Khet would be kicked to the streets though because Phil has gone on record and said he has no plan for her survival is he dies unexpectedly.

New autistic K pop video thanks Slayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxBWegm4d4Q

Suppose I were to whale him 50 for a private video and selected the bank leaks segment of the Secrets Limited video. Would he do it and if he didn't could I get his patreon taken down?

This is all super hypothetical, nothing is worth sending him money.

Uh-oh, top of the subreddit right now. Will this be enough for another Reddit rant?

And they didn't even put him up directly, good on this redditor for denying Phil views.

TL;DW: He got bored of covering DSP shit daily but is gonna do videos if something cool:tm: happens or whatever but mainly gameplay.

Good on him taking a break from the Goutosphere.

 

[Iron Hamster]

thats why its all a scam. why do you have to leave all your errands for your day off? its not hard to pop down to the shops to get a couple of things. the whole cat supply thing is bullshit. i get wet cat food when i do shopping for myself, i dont have to buy cat biscuits often because i buy a big bag and the litter i use lasts about a month or so too. hes now added 'things around the house' lol, like what? its a nothing statement just added to beg for more money. the idea that the only fun thing he can do with his partner is go out to eat is just sad, go for a walk somewhere nice, its free. invest in a hobby both of you can do and progress together instead of her just playing skyrim by herself in a separate room.

he has accumulated a fan base of people who either dont live by themselves and are supported by the government and family or people who are so lonely that they believe they have nothing else in their life besides the community phil and his chat have built. thats they only reason he gets away with these lies because the people who give him money are in a worse situation than himself but they dont realise it.

This is one reason why his channel is doomed. Real world people see he slings absolute bullshit and won't deal with it. Then they find out he wastes all his time playing gacha and nope out. That he thinks people in the real world are the dopes is the most insulting.

"Let me reshuffle my brain because my brain is like 52 pick up all over the floor right now."

An actual sentence he said. He's also admitted he and Kat don't share finances. What a loving marriage that is totally authentic and not fake at all.

They don't have to share a bank account. If she was there, she'd just have to pay a bill or two that she helped create. His excuses are beyond toddleresque.

It’s so weird how he always says “mobile games” and refuses to say Champions by name. It’s like he can’t bring himself to say the name of the game he’s pissed away a literal retirement fund on.

It's his semantic argument. If he doesn't outright say the name, or doesn't say it properly, he didn't deny not playing it. He was talking about supercard instead.

His sudden mood swing from that 5-10 minutes of silence and awkward pauses, to this hyped up characteracture of a person. It may just be my paranoia, but something's wrong.

piggy ain't happy unless someone gives him what he wants.

By the way Phil, you CAN spend time with your wife that's not just eating food together. Really.

Well, not if she doesn't want to.

Honest question, and I apologize if it’s been presented before…would anyone on this planet, besides ma and pa snort, be sad if Phil died? Khet would be happier than a pig in shit for that money.

There is absolutely nothing there for khet. There's no savings, insurance policy, or owned abode. She doesn't know how screwed she is if she's still there.

As retarded as it is, at least Slayer is getting Phil to do something he doesn't want to do with his money

And for 20 minutes no less.

If anyone here still doubts Phil is obviously autistic just look at how many times he has inadvertently insulted his supposed "soul mate" with stories of her failing basic tasks. Not a single neurotypical person would continue time and time again to humiliate their partner like this but he does because he has zero clue how humans interact. He doesn't understand how saying a 40 year old woman can't cut a potato makes them seem mentally disabled.

It's my basis for the theory she isn't even there anymore. No way someone would put up with that for over a year without beating the snot out of him at a minimum.

I can't imagine the person who created save states thought of this abuse of them in even his darkest nightmares. This is full on "grug no understand why failing" mongoloid face tanking, the only skill of it seems in the speed his hands have recognized the pattern to reset his save state.

Certainly no dropped inputs when he has to save I see.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

https://www.twitch.tv/ang1337/

Spoiler: Archive

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TL;DW: He got bored of covering DSP shit daily but is gonna do videos if something cool:tm: happens or whatever but mainly gameplay.
>get kicked off a centralized platform with shit DMCA application
>move to Twitch
what could go wrong?

atleast he's having fun
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>get "important emails" during daystream
>don't tell your fans you got a 2k cat pc
>collect $180
>so what parts should our cat have?

Gotta be chill like his streams so his room doesn't heat up

Playing boat waifu gacha isn't exactly what I call good content, and I actually like that game.

phil showed his phone to the camera.

phil also got off his ass mid stream to check emails today. so why couldnt he take the keemstar call?

phil full of contradictions today.

He's afraid of taking phone calls and prefers to control the message with text.

Imagine being a CONTENT CREATOR and needing a fucking GUIDE. An actual real life loser.

Plenty do. Problem is Phil boasts about being good at games and he needs guides for the absolute most basic shit. Not getting stuck at a notoriously difficult boss or missing an important item, but where to go next in a game with clearly marked objectives.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

I only recently found out that he turned down a chance to make 50k just to get berated on a podcast. Wow. WOW.

Granted I wouldn't take Keemstar's word for anything but holy shit dude. I can put up with being a punching bag for a year to take money from Keem's coffers.

Mark my words, I believe we're getting close to the DSP Divorce arc.

Given that snort has said Khet now has "night work" I am firmly convinced that some kind of affair is going on. Phil is as always, clueless.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

No, just this:
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Jesus christ, philburt just keeps going lower.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I only recently found out that he turned down a chance to make 50k just to get berated on a podcast. Wow. WOW.

That's $50k BONUS. Everyone keeps leaving that context out. lol

 

[marlintan]

https://youtu.be/dsLpMqEPTwQ?t=7318 the last 45 minutes of ppb's stream summarized: SHITTTTT! Straight from the pigs mouth

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Re: DMCA claims, Phil's probably not as protected as he'd like to think: https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/12/23205248/lofi-girl-hip-hop-beats-channel-dmca-takedown-restored

Superhound, either, for that matter.

Working on the assumption that supercuck is britbong then that's funny cause vanner is permabanned basically everywhere lol.

That's one stupid house of cards to build as if it's found that he's ban evading, off he fucks. Sooner the better if you ask me

 

[Jack Scarefani]

I know I'm like 8 hours late or some shit but when it comes to Phil sperging out about Subway. If you're confused about why he dedicated 25 minutes to an unhinged schizo homeless guy at the train station rant about how "it's not even a foot long and it's not even real bread because they got sued to oblivion" and how every single Subway should be out of business, it's because of a decade long grudge. Back in the early days he wanted to do a DSP Tries It of some new Subway sandwich they advertised so he went to his local franchise, got told that they don't have the sandwich, then he went full Karen and the franchise owner told him to fuck off. Guy puts Warhammer Fantasy dwarves to shame with the amount of grudges he has.

Honestly from a newfags perspective such as myself who hasn't been around for YEARS. I assumed he was going on a boomer rant about prices and size of the sandwich. Was convinced that's why he was so angry, like when my old man refused to keep going to Dennys because they removed 1 condiment which went with the 1 thing he always ordered there. Boomer tier anger is what I thought.

Thanks for the info. Doesn't surprise me Dave would hold a grudge against subway like that. I loathe subway because they removed the $5 footlong and I'm sure most feel the same way.

 

[PieceofShet]

No, just this:
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I didnt think about this, lmao thats very scammy.

 

[Corpun]

https://youtu.be/dsLpMqEPTwQ?t=7318 the last 45 minutes of ppb's stream summarized: SHITTTTT! Straight from the pigs mouth

Well that is one way to avoid DMCAs

 

[Duci0167]

His problem with this tale is, as the immature adult he admits to be, would have been he wanted to own it because of the boobies. Doesn't he have a boob pic someone made for him?


And Phail only does ba

Well we know the reason why many of his mods have continued to give Phil money: Power and Attention

Power of a snail. Ruler among losers. Life goal, achieved

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

7 1/2 hour detractor video... Why doesn't this guy have a thread on KF?

 

[Kosher Dill]

oddest part of that video was Phil apparently knew Brittany spears debute song off the top of his head.

Not only that but there's the famous Snort Burnell clip of him singing "Toxic" off the top of his head as well.
Has anyone ever done a thread on Phil's music tastes? He seems to have a very... individual taste.

 

[Brother Wind]

This is horrifying, what fucking mongoloid thought that save states were a good idea? Literally takes away any and all consequence from the game, what's the point of even playing this shit at this point?

The people who thought of it intended it for a way to test mechanics. Test RNG of games. Perhaps even practice a part without the downside of lives and shit.

Leave it to Phil to make an annoying LP cliche even worse

 

[Duci0167]

This is one reason why his channel is doomed. Real world people see he slings absolute bullshit and won't deal with it. Then they find out he wastes all his time playing gacha and nope out. That he thinks people in the real world are the dopes is the most insulting.

They don't have to share a bank account. If she was there, she'd just have to pay a bill or two that she helped create. His excuses are beyond toddleresque.

It's his semantic argument. If he doesn't outright say the name, or doesn't say it properly, he didn't deny not playing it. He was talking about supercard instead.

piggy ain't happy unless someone gives him what he wants.

Well, not if she doesn't want to.

There is absolutely nothing there for khet. There's no savings, insurance policy, or owned abode. She doesn't know how screwed she is if she's still there.

And for 20 minutes no less.

It's my basis for the theory she isn't even there anymore. No way someone would put up with that for over a year without beating the snot out of him at a minimum.

Certainly no dropped inputs when he has to save I see.

Phil knows very well about his viewers base. Exploit their weaknesses,sadness, loneliness,bad mental states like a pro champ scammer he is. Sleep well after strip them of every last $ they have.
All there is to know about that sad excuse of a man. Disgusting

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

7 1/2 hour detractor video... Why doesn't this guy have a thread on KF?

Because Steve uploads like every 4 months and actually is a well adjusted person. Dude is a behavioral therapist or some shit, I just know he works in the mental health field so he can actually give insight on Phil's parasitic narcissism. Only reason he's less than professional is because Phil is a piece of shit and not a patient of his.