Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Almost sounds like he has been released from the hospital.
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What's going on here. He was in the hospital for several days, had kidney biopsy done and the hospital didn't do any lab work? Lab(blood) work is 1 of the 1st things a hospital does and further lab work would need to show he is in satisfactory enough condition to be released. Did he even have any dialysis done? What labs have not yet been done at the hospital? The results of the kidney biopsy? Something is off with what he is saying.

ETA:
For Lucas to able to get dialysis at the hospital a surgeon would have had to insert the proper tubing into an artery either in his upper chest, neck or in upper leg near the groin area to connect him to the dialysis machine. IF it is found that the person will need dialysis on forward a surgeon will install a fistula or graft in 1 arm( I think the left arm) to connect to the machine in a dialysis center.

 

[WonderWino]

What's going on here. He was in the hospital for several days, had kidney biopsy done and the hospital didn't do any lab work? Lab(blood) work is 1 of the 1st things a hospital does and further lab work would need to show he is in satisfactory enough condition to be released. Did he even have any dialysis done? What labs have not yet been done at the hospital? The results of the kidney biopsy? Something is off with what he is saying.

ETA:
For Lucas to able to get dialysis at the hospital a surgeon would have had to insert the proper tubing into an artery either in his upper chest, neck or in upper leg near the groin area to connect him to the dialysis machine. IF it is found that the person will need dialysis on forward a surgeon will install a fistula or graft in 1 arm( I think the left arm) to connect to the machine in a dialysis center.

I don't think he's saying he has had dialysis yet. He couldn't have yet. He definitely had a blood test and says he had the biopsy. Though the results wouldn't be back yet. He's definitely hiding shit and lying about stuff here which is likely why it sounds screwy and inconsistent. As usual he's shit at lying in a way that makes sense and can't keep his statements straight. That said, this isn't something he'd have enough brains to come up with on his own and he wouldn't make something up that made him look so unhealthy

So at this point it sounds like hes's had the bloodwork done, which happens regardless, says he had the biopsy done, though I find it interesting he isn't complaining about it and hasn't had time to have the dialysis done. That stuff has to be scheduled and like you said there is prep stuff done for facilitate it. Lucas is just trying to damage control the whole thing as usual and fucking it up

 

[mothman96]

I don't think he's saying he has had dialysis yet. He couldn't have yet. He definitely had a blood test and says he had the biopsy. Though the results wouldn't be back yet. He's definitely hiding shit and lying about stuff here which is likely why it sounds screwy and inconsistent. As usual he's shit at lying in a way that makes sense and can't keep his statements straight. That said, this isn't something he'd have enough brains to come up with on his own and he wouldn't make something up that made him look so unhealthy

So at this point it sounds like hes's had the bloodwork done, which happens regardless, says he had the biopsy done, though I find it interesting he isn't complaining about it and hasn't had time to have the dialysis done. That stuff has to be scheduled and like you said there is prep stuff done for facilitate it. Lucas is just trying to damage control the whole thing as usual and fucking it up

On Aug 4th he did say he was going to get dialysis the next day (Friday). That is why I brought it up. Depending on the results of the blood work dialysis could have been started prior to the biopsy. Currently in his case it does not look like any dialysis has been done yet.

 

[WonderWino]

On Aug 4th he did say he was going to get dialysis the next day (Friday). That is why I brought it up. Depending on the results of the blood work dialysis could have been started prior to the biopsy. Currently in his case it does not look like any dialysis has been done yet.

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Could have been a misunderstanding on his part. Maybe they meant they were going to start the prep stuff for it, or something prevented it. Could also be lucas misunderstanding something and jumping the gun a bit. Time will tell one way or the other

 

[mothman96]

Could have been a misunderstanding on his part. Maybe they meant they were going to start the prep stuff for it, or something prevented it. Could also be lucas misunderstanding something and jumping the gun a bit. Time will tell one way or the other

That's the thing with Lucas, did he misunderstand or add to the story to get attention from his facebook weens. Like you said time will tell one way or the other.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Could have been a misunderstanding on his part. Maybe they meant they were going to start the prep stuff for it, or something prevented it. Could also be lucas misunderstanding something and jumping the gun a bit. Time will tell one way or the other

Emergency dialysis is a thing.
They’ll have his chronic illnesses on record, so would have reason to suspect renal failure.

Read the thread, it’s been covered in detail/

 

[Trainwreck]

I think it's funny that he's saying that this kidney situation he is in is due to dehydration. Everyone knows that if you are dehydrated and have to go to the hospital (due to the extreme heat that we have had, 103 for a few days) you get an IV and a couple of bags of fluid and then they send you on your way. He will learn absolutely nothing from this and will change absolutely nothing about his behavior and eating habits.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I think it's funny that he's saying that this kidney situation he is in is due to dehydration. Everyone knows that if you are dehydrated and have to go to the hospital (due to the extreme heat that we have had, 103 for a few days) you get an IV and a couple of bags of fluid and then they send you on your way. He will learn absolutely nothing from this and will change absolutely nothing about his behavior and eating habits.

Totally agree. Saying you need dialysis due to dehydration is kind of like saying you need major brain surgery for a headache. Dialysis is a serious thing. You have to have some major failing of your bodily systems to require medical intervention that drastic.

And this is Lucas. He has so many compounding health issues if you take them altogether along with his obesity, daily neglect and gluttony it‘s only a matter time before his body just shuts down.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Totally agree. Saying you need dialysis due to dehydration is kind of like saying you need major brain surgery for a headache. Dialysis is a serious thing. You have to have some major failing of your bodily systems to require medical intervention that drastic.

And this is Lucas. He has so many compounding health issues if you take them altogether along with his obesity, daily neglect and gluttony it‘s only a matter time before his body just shuts down.

This is the entire issue. He’s too dumb to realize that saying he’s having dialysis or kidney biopsy makes the gravity of his situation obvious.

Anyway; I scraped my knee. Having it replaced tomorrow. Hopefully they can do it when they schedule my prosthetic foot fitting for my ingrown toenail.

 

[Jeep1971]

Indeed, which goes to show how unhealthy his lifestyle is. All he had to do to stay relatively healthy was to not act like a sped, not gorge himself and not neglect his health. None of which he is capable of. Yet the whole time he was fucking himself over he was bragging about how he's totally ready to be a father. Yeah a guy who can't take care of his own kidneys is surely ready to take care of a baby. Like I said, lucas being lucas i'll be surprised if he makes it to christmas

That said, I wonder if doordashing him a raw beef kidney will become the new sending him a catfish. Cause i'm picturing a total from hell moment with somebody including a note claiming to have taken it from some hooker or zoomer bae or something because the wern must live to serve the communist revolution. Lets hope lucas doesn't get so desperate that he starts adding 'must have a healthy set of organs, especially kidneys' on his dating app profiles



I'm not so sure about that. Sure we're likely not going to get his previous constant ranting and outdoor shenanigans but when he gets to the point that reality can't be ignored anymore that he's not going to recover at that point he's going to get scared and angry. I can see him doing a major meltdown video or two at that point as an angry fuck you to the world and everyone who he blames for his situation. He's the type to do something like that.

That said, theres also the fact that at that point he has nothing left to lose and will know it. He may very well get desperate, figure he has nothing left to lose and he's dead anyway and say fuck it. He very well might do something to act on his desire for a teen girl and prefer to go out by spazzing at the cops who inevitably show up afterwards, and suicide by cop, rather than accept a slow and unpleasant death alone at a hospital. He's narcissistic and entitled enough to do it and the only thing that has prevented him from doing it thus far is fear of ending up in jail for it, which wouldn't really matter once he'd reached that point. I wouldn't rule it out

Don't send him beef kidneys.....he'd eat them.

 

[mothman96]

More to the mystery. 1st he says labs haven't been done yet and If it's acute, they're going to bring him back. As has been brought up prior looks like he is out of the hospital. He came back and to post "Said labs were doing better". The labs that were not yet done now become - Said labs show he's doing better.
So did the Creep make some of it up, the dialysis he was supposed to get at the hospital, the biopsy that supposedly was done on Friday?

 

[Twrx]

More to the mystery. 1st he says labs haven't been done yet and If it's acute, they're going to bring him back. As has been brought up prior looks like he is out of the hospital. He came back and to post "Said labs were doing better". The labs that were not yet done now become - Said labs show he's doing better.
So did the Creep make some of it up, the dialysis he was supposed to get at the hospital, the biopsy that supposedly was done on Friday?

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If his mouth is open, pretty good chance it's a lie. Maybe he needs the motivation they give people on ridiculously long rucks. Be hydrated, eat at least a bit healthy, or catch the silver bullet and a ranger IV.

 

[Da Dude123]

Now the cow is back to posting his dumb ass leftist garbage. He is trying to distract everyone from the issue at hand, and that is his plenty bad health. I wonder if he is regreting sharing his health diagnosis.

His comments aren't making sense. But consider the source. Lucas is schizophrenic, autistic, and has bipolar. Is he out of the hospital or isn't he?

I don't think Lucas would make something this extravagant up.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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Now the cow is back to posting his dumb ass leftist garbage. He is trying to distract everyone from the issue at hand, and that is his plenty bad health. I wonder if he is regreting sharing his health diagnosis.

His comments aren't making sense. But consider the source. Lucas is schizophrenic, autistic, and has bipolar. Is he out of the hospital or isn't he?

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Why Link to The Past tho?

 

[mothman96]

Now the cow is back to posting his dumb ass leftist garbage. He is trying to distract everyone from the issue at hand, and that is his plenty bad health. I wonder if he is regreting sharing his health diagnosis.

His comments aren't making sense. But consider the source. Lucas is schizophrenic, autistic, and has bipolar. Is he out of the hospital or isn't he?

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I am considering the source--The Creep - who is known for lying/making things up. Like you said, he isn't making any sense so I'm taking what he has said so far about his hospital stay with a lot of salt until more info comes through.

ETA:
The "Tomorrow I'm having kidney dialysis for a few days" -- didn't happen. So yea taking what he said with a lot of salt until further info.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't think Lucas would make something this extravagant up.

Nor do I, at least concerning his health. Lucas wants pity donations, but we all know his heart yearns for preteen puss puss. Admitting he's a dying fat faggot only pushes them farther away.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I think it's funny that he's saying that this kidney situation he is in is due to dehydration. Everyone knows that if you are dehydrated and have to go to the hospital (due to the extreme heat that we have had, 103 for a few days) you get an IV and a couple of bags of fluid and then they send you on your way. He will learn absolutely nothing from this and will change absolutely nothing about his behavior and eating habits.

I think if you’re diabetic and have been dehydrated plus other factors, it can damage your kidneys enough to where you need temporary dialysis. I’m sure he was dehydr

Nor do I, at least concerning his health. Lucas wants pity donations, but we all know his heart yearns for preteen puss puss. Admitting he's a dying fat faggot only pushes them farther away.

at least the dried up old 25 year old nurses attending him are safe.

 

[Twrx]

I think if you’re diabetic and have been dehydrated plus other factors, it can damage your kidneys enough to where you need temporary dialysis. I’m sure he was dehydr

at least the dried up old 25 year old nurses attending him are safe.

I have never been able to decide what's creepier. The dry scrambled eggs comment, or his constant use of the word "breeding". Both beat out his violent fisting fantasy.

 

[WonderWino]

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Why Link to The Past tho?

Because he's still stuck in the late 80s and early 90s probably. Anything newer than the NES is probably new fangled and too complicated for him

That said he's clearly trying to retcon the stuff he said about dialysis which is what he always does when something reflects badly on him. Clearly something happened involving a biopsy and kidney problems that brought up dialysis or he never would have said it. That isn't something he could come up with himself if he tried. and kidney problems fit with his beetus, obesity, general health and the weird puking he's been doing for months. Theres something to it

Whatever he is hiding he won't be able to do it for too long

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

https://youtu.be/Hp3oHbyEWhY

So I was listening to this old video where Klick had paid to get access to Lucas's patreon only videos, and I heard something that I'd never noticed before: right around 18 minutes, Lucas starts telling the long, winding, digressive story of a woman who had sent him a message thanking him for his pedo candy drops that he left around Spokane, and Lucas was immediately interested even though he acts like he wasn't, because he sent her a friend request, which she declined, because she had a boyfriend, and the boyfriend proceeded to contact Lucas and tell Lucas to leave his girlfriend alone, at which point Lucas decided that they "look like meth users", (we're all familiar with Lucas's uncanny, telepathic ability to know people's exact age, religion, political affiliation, and drug use frequency, simply by glancing at them once in public) and contacted the Spokane police with the girls personal information, ostensibly because he said she had a kid (which Lucas only new because he had stalked her social media pages when he "wasn't interested") and Lucas was "concerned". Do you know why he thought they were meth users? Because they're homeless, and their faces aren't fat. Oh yeah, and they have tattoos on their wrists. Lucas wasn't sure about that last one, because apparently the boy also listened to Marilyn Manson, which made Lucas think he might not be christian, and might be a satanist, because of course all devout satanists listen to corporate rock like Marilyn Manson. But, you might be asking, Lucas himself is homeless, right? Does he use meth? These questions remain unanswered by the video.

If there's a single person here who doesn't think that the reason he contacted the police was to punish the girl for not being interested in him, I suggest that you go back to page one of the thread and start reading again.

So this indicates that, in addition to criticizing supposed heroin dealers and trying to blackmail them, Lucas has contacted the police to try to punish girls who wouldn't date him before, in fact, I also remember him mentioning that he had contacted the police about girls who hung out at the bus stop that he saw as hookers... After they turned him down, of course.

This is one of his worst habits, and for Lucas that's saying a lot. He tries to use the police to punish people for not being sexually interested in him. So right here there's three cases of him doing this that I know of, I wonder if there's more.

This despite the fact that he has crowed multiple times about how he's not a narc... To try to seem cool with the kids.

Edit: oh yeah, I forgot to mention: the girl was under 18