Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Call me late and gay if this has been answered a bunch before, but I'd like to know:
Where does Keffals make most of their money from? And no, I'm not trying to insinuate that it's all coming from the $100k grift.
Iirc, in the dms with @Winter where he asked if the donated funds were used to hire a private investigator, Keffals claimed to have been making 5-6 figures prior to asking for people to donate. Sure, that could totally be a lie, but even before then, I vaguely remember them claiming to have been making a lot more money while on Twitch (and donating a lot of money to trans charities, though maybe I'm misremembering that part as just their involvement in helping to raise money through donations). Their Twitch streams always seemed to be performing with some rather mediocre numbers, the Patreon I don't remember existing as some massive source of revenue, and I don't recall any other lucrative side hustles going on (and that includes the old, degenerate dominatrix videos they produced). I believe there was also some mention of their former fiancé being pretty well-off, but even that seemed like a bit of a stretch.
Considering some of the luxuries he's had (international travel, expensive cosmetic surgeries, etc.) and that he used to live with his mother until like a month ago, he probably just gets a generous allowance from mommy and (deceased) daddy.

I don't think that we have a good indicator of Keffals worth and his assets. Beyond paying for his apartment in advance, he still seems to be a cheap penny pincher. I doubt the 6 figures claim, honestly. Also, we haven't seen any big purchases like other noveau riche trannies (see Contrapoints) do.
 
Outside of his lottery ticket, he probably makes barely above minimum and likely mooched off his boyfriend as well.
That might have been why the ex stuck around this useless freak so long, out of pity, because he was so broke he'd be immediately homeless, and the $100K combined with him leaving town to shack up with another troon made the decision a lot easier.
Also, we haven't seen any big purchases like other noveau riche trannies (see Contrapoints) do.
A one time $100K and immediately getting exposed as a fraud is a lot different than a nearly guaranteed income. That's probably as good as it ever gets for Lucas.
 
I know that we all already know this but they say good science is replication. Using the above image and the open-source GIMP I can prove that yellow isn't the only unflattering color. As a matter of fact I think I build a fair case that all colors would be unflattering for my boy Luke!
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I hate pointless, repetitive redundancy. So for the yellow one I did a digital version of an old sorority-hazing classic, pointing out and emphasizing flaws! This might be the closest to being treated like a true & honest woman that he gets. (P.S. openly soliciting pointers in the tear-down department. Admittedly one of my weaker areas and you BP ladies are legendary.)
He looks like the tranny version of that annoying bitch from Breaking Bad in the purple, my God
 
Call me late and gay if this has been answered a bunch before, but I'd like to know:
Where does Keffals make most of their money from? And no, I'm not trying to insinuate that it's all coming from the $100k grift.
Iirc, in the dms with @Winter where he asked if the donated funds were used to hire a private investigator, Keffals claimed to have been making 5-6 figures prior to asking for people to donate. Sure, that could totally be a lie, but even before then, I vaguely remember them claiming to have been making a lot more money while on Twitch (and donating a lot of money to trans charities, though maybe I'm misremembering that part as just their involvement in helping to raise money through donations). Their Twitch streams always seemed to be performing with some rather mediocre numbers, the Patreon I don't remember existing as some massive source of revenue, and I don't recall any other lucrative side hustles going on (and that includes the old, degenerate dominatrix videos they produced). I believe there was also some mention of their former fiancé being pretty well-off, but even that seemed like a bit of a stretch.
I haven't really sperged over it in close detail, but the rough breakdown right now is

- $1300/month from youtube
- $2500/month from patreon
- $7000/month from twitch/whiteleaf site, but this is really a ballpark figure based on subs/followers/bits if he were sticking to his schedule
- unknown amount from random tips, donations and shit people give him outside the GFM, probably $1000/month on average

This would be around $140K. However, he has to pay a few people like his youtube editor some unknown sums. The editor probably does it for several streamers of similar size so is probably paid $5-15K from each depending how many videos a year it is. I'll optimistically say he pays about 40K of the money out to staff, leaving about 100, of which about 30 should go to income tax. He can probably write off his computer equipment, internet fees, and a portion of his rent based on the amount of space in his apartment that's used to run the "business".

I don't doubt he makes six figures gross income right now. But he hasn't been making this much for very long, and he probably has no clue how to do his taxes properly. The GFM dough plus this being his first year making significant money off streaming, with lots of money in and out, means he's pretty liable to get audited by the CRA.
 
I mean, he tried.

Like, aside from the fact he's apparently going as a lampshade for Halloween, the bare midriff is just a bad look for anybody who doesn't have a defined waist, either from a pleasing curve or some muscle. If you're going to gratuitously expose skin there needs to be something to look at, not a smooth void. A high belt would be classier.

Oi, Keffals, invest in these;

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They're shapeless so they hide most of the deformities, they're comfortable and airy so you can waft away any odours and you can expose as much skin as you like from your limbs - it's basically the chic female version of your iconic basement dweller skin. Then use some of these vast funds everybody says you have and hire a hairstylist. You think Tucker's debating a florescent street walker?
 
I know this probably isn't the place, but I really want to put it out there because it's sickening to me. This utterly demonic piece of shit deserves to be called out. The detransition movement is pretty small from what i've seen, and I'd say a lot of it is because this fucking scumbag motherfucker and so many other scumbag motherfuckers like him are just rude hate-filled bastards. They go after them like apostates, and they treat them as subhuman.
This no-dicked hunchback grifter calls detransition genocide of trans.
it really does show how little they give a fuck about anyone but themselves. if they cared about trans people they would realize that HRT is not the answer to everything. honestly makes me wonder how many people off themselves because of this type of behavior from the people who claim to be on their side.
There's no fucking way he was stupid enough to post the PUK code for his SIM in a selfie. No fucking way. :story:
at this point im expecting one of them to post a picture with their ID and passport and a copy of their signature and a note that tells you where they leave the keys to their house. do you just lose half your brain function when you hang around or become a troon? cause it really seems like it sometimes.
 
Keep in mind that this little act of philantrophy is for his friend to get a fake, useless penis needlessly remove her ovaries. Even when doing something charitable he remains ontologically evil.
I'm thinking he might have wanted to shift gears and was planning to shift away from getting into slapfights with other creators or the farms, and instead was going to try center around "charity signal boosting" like this where he does streams for scams like TLL or people's emergency dick removal to get viewers. It's probably the way he should go as it'd take a lot of heat off him, but I think he will realize it doesn't get him as much engagement and income and go back to fistfighting people and doing debates. His problem is he's just boring and doesn't really seem to have a direction or serious goal with his platform, he meanders back and forth between "charity and activism", "just chilling losing at minecraft" and "arguing with people online", and most of his followers aren't there for more than one or two of the three.
 
I'm thinking he might have wanted to shift gears and was planning to shift away from getting into slapfights with other creators or the farms, and instead was going to try center around "charity signal boosting" like this where he does streams for scams like TLL or people's emergency dick removal to get viewers. It's probably the way he should go as it'd take a lot of heat off him, but I think he will realize it doesn't get him as much engagement and income and go back to fistfighting people and doing debates. His problem is he's just boring and doesn't really seem to have a direction or serious goal with his platform, he meanders back and forth between "charity and activism", "just chilling losing at minecraft" and "arguing with people online", and most of his followers aren't there for more than one or two of the three.
He will go down the path of shutting people down or brigading against whatever he hates. Going against farms gave him a lot of attention and money. He will go after destiny next and then whoever else gets unlucky. Low effort content, you point finger at someone, leach money off from "campaigns" and attention. His other alternative is probably some freak porn streaming site where he can leach some degenerate coomers.
 
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Neat capeshit allegory from Keffals comments thread. Not everybody who is discussed here views themselves as an enemy of Kiwifarms. The zoosadists, monkeyfuckers and MAPS no doubt do. AGP's and troons certainly do. But the idea the crack in our armour is DDoS vulnerability only demonstrates our downtime is dependent entirely on criminal activity carried out by a niche few rather than some unified resistance carried out by enemies of the site.

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When the gender euphoria subsides, all that remains are fond memories of their censorious temper tantrum and time spent licking the boot of big tech.

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Whoever or whatever Lucas goes after next, maybe we can look forward to more smug, gloating content like this that will age really badly. He doesn't strike me as somebody who'll learn anything from all this. I don't think he's looked anywhere near as happy as he did when enjoying the buzz of institutional power and all the gibs a few weeks back for a while now. I'd be astonished if he doesn't go chasing the same high again. The journalists, the FBI, the hysteria about the Russian threat this site represents, that slimy h3h3 guy inviting him on, the excitement of pretending to be in some life and death struggle against the vanguard of militant transphobia whilst you rake in money and sympathy and attention.

How are you gonna go from that to streaming to a few dozen kids and chasers in a tightly controlled echo chamber. I for one hope the Matt Walsh/Tucker Carlson thing materialises into something bigger, because if we thought dropkiwifarms was a dumpsterfire, well it's quite possible we ain't seen nothing yet.
 
The similarities in personality are uncanny as well

Markula isn't anything like keffals lmao. He's a 4040 year old vampire that's got attractive women and a professional football player that hang at his house. I don't know how carl cutting off his own nipples as a gift to try and impress those women and markula finding them thrown away has anything similar to the personality but it is indeed a funny moment.
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Neat capeshit allegory from Keffals comments thread. Not everybody who is discussed here views themselves as an enemy of Kiwifarms. The zoosadists, monkeyfuckers and MAPS no doubt do. AGP's and troons certainly do. But the idea the crack in our armour is DDoS vulnerability only demonstrates our downtime is dependent entirely on criminal activity carried out by a niche few rather than some unified resistance carried out by enemies of the site.

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When the gender euphoria subsides, all that remains are fond memories of their censorious temper tantrum and time spent licking the boot of big tech.

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Whoever or whatever Lucas goes after next, maybe we can look forward to more smug, gloating content like this that will age really badly. He doesn't strike me as somebody who'll learn anything from all this. I don't think he's looked anywhere near as happy as he did when enjoying the buzz of institutional power and all the gibs a few weeks back for a while now. I'd be astonished if he doesn't go chasing the same high again. The journalists, the FBI, the hysteria about the Russian threat this site represents, that slimy h3h3 guy inviting him on, the excitement of pretending to be in some life and death struggle against the vanguard of militant transphobia whilst you rake in money and sympathy and attention.

How are you gonna go from that to streaming to a few dozen kids and chasers in a tightly controlled echo chamber. I for one hope the Matt Walsh/Tucker Carlson thing materialises into something bigger, because if we thought dropkiwifarms was a dumpsterfire, well it's quite possible we ain't seen nothing yet.
What bothers me with this shit is how blatant of a lie all of it is. Everything being put out by these people is built about modern day clickbait and lies. Farms points out a thing happened? Framed as the worst thing ever. Farms experiencing downtime due to DDoS? "DEPLATFORMING SPEEDRUN! COMPLETELY DELETED!!!!" People realizing it's fucking just temporary downtime? "IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THE IRON MAN 2 VILLAIN QUOTE!"

The downtime of the farms however (un)fortunately gave me a glimpse at how two faced a few long time friends of mine have become. The sudden feigning of ignorance towards what kiwifarms was or outright parroting the shit spewed by the dropkiwifarms guys despite knowing it's a lie and acting like anyone that used or glimpsed at the site should die or whatever when previously we'd joke about the funny shit on here fucking brought back trust issues to the forefront of my god damn mind in terms of interacting or trying to get near anyone. Honestly surprised they didn't try throwing me under the bus for reddit/twitter upvotes, so that's at least there's clearly some form of loyalty there. I'm honestly wondering how many people that jumped onto the whole bandwagon of "KIWI FARMS DEAD!! FARMS BAD!!!" are a similar situation where it's people that actually browse or use the site simultaneously trying to get more clout from specific online cliques.
 
Framed as the worst thing ever. Farms experiencing downtime due to DDoS? "DEPLATFORMING SPEEDRUN! COMPLETELY DELETED!!!!" People realizing it's fucking just temporary downtime? "IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THE IRON MAN 2 VILLAIN QUOTE!"

We were always prepared for the worst, we assumed a data breach happened and that no mitigation provider was guaranteed to stand up to the Troon squad. They interpreted our acknowledgement that we were up against some serious institutional power and financial backing as some admission of defeat. In reality, we were just keeping our heads cool, taking things a day at a time while they were making themselves look like idiots doing victory laps.

As soon as they realised Josh was more stubborn than they had anticipated and their intimidation strategies had their limits they quietly moved on, leaving only a few cranks to keep up the campaign. It’s a testament to the importance of not bending in the knee and allowing these people power over you.
 
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Looks like he just did. Good on him I guess.
Well done Lucas. You finally did something not completely selfish, donating other peoples money you missaproriated to this troons GoFraudMe.
I'm going to praise you for a charitable act, and not point out the Ponzi scheme similarities in this shit because good behavior needs to be praised, thats how you teach retards to be less retarded.

Holy shit! I was watching some Aqua Teen Hunger Force clips and I found a character that reminds me so much of Lucas!
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The resemblance is uncanny!
Which one the one on the lef... oh I see it now.
 
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It's probably the way he should go as it'd take a lot of heat off him, but I think he will realize it doesn't get him as much engagement and income and go back to fistfighting people and doing debates.
lol, imagine Keffals doing actual debates. How would that work out? Either it would be a "debate" with someone who just says "yes kween Keffals, very good points", or it would end with Keffals chimping out and rage-quitting within fifteen minutes. He's not a person who can comprehend that other people can have contrary viewpoints and discuss them in a civil manner.
 
"That will show them to take away my xbawks!!!" Reminds of when ADF chopped his dick off and got a stinkditch just to spite this forum.
Link to that excitement?
How in the world do chasers and other tranny-fuckers get aroused by touching deformed moobs, it wouldn't at all resemble the intimacy of touching an actual female breast.
Hard to feel swindled when you don't know the difference. If you're fucking that, you probably haven't had the real thing.
So where's the $100,000 24-hour donation stream we were promised? If Keffals is spending money on this, the aforementioned stream is going to be a pipe dream. 🙁
Something is going to have to make up for the assistance to the other tranny. "I donated 6 gorillion dollars to trans surgery and just need $100k to stabilize myself support charity."
Holy shit! I was watching some Aqua Teen Hunger Force clips and I found a character that reminds me so much of Lucas!
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The resemblance is uncanny!
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Another great athf post made earlier in the thread.
Also,
Lordy lordy, looks who's hairline is turning 40 40 (soon to be 41%)
 
Lucas gayops by basically begging to be fucked with.
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Troons after they post their mom's full name and you search it on facebook
Yeah this is how he grifts, he acts as aggravating as possible, paints a target on his back and then cries and screams and whines that he's being targeted and harassed when people take the bait.

So if I tell them I need money to cut my cock off... They'll just give me it?
Damn.
Lol I don't know if it's that easy, there seems to be a slush fund these faggots circulate around themselves to bait naive watchers into contributing themselves, unless you're part of the Troonisarries I don't know that you'd get much.
Could be worth a try, but you'd have to create a full on fake identity and let it sit for a while for believability in case any of them checked, say 6 months, with regular posts and updates about your "dysphoria" and how your friends and family are hateful bigots.
Basic confidence scammer tricks, it actually makes me wonder how many of these types of posts are legit and not just grifters fishing for marks or laying the groundwork for their next play.
it really does show how little they give a fuck about anyone but themselves. if they cared about trans people they would realize that HRT is not the answer to everything. honestly makes me wonder how many people off themselves because of this type of behavior from the people who claim to be on their side.

at this point im expecting one of them to post a picture with their ID and passport and a copy of their signature and a note that tells you where they leave the keys to their house. do you just lose half your brain function when you hang around or become a troon? cause it really seems like it sometimes.
A lot of them are just that dumb, and the brainfog estrogen causes in males doesn't help, but in Lucas's case I always look at this sort of shit in a very jaded way, this is an old grift by now for Luke, baiting harassment so he can whine for pitybux.
We were always prepared for the worst, we assumed a data breach happened and that no mitigation provider was guaranteed to stand up to the Troon squad. They interpreted our acknowledgement that we were up against some serious institutional power and financial backing as some admission of defeat. In reality, we were just keeping our heads cool, taking things a day at a time while they were making themselves look like idiots doing victory laps.

As soon as they realised Josh was more stubborn than they had anticipated and their intimidation strategies had their limits they quietly moved on, leaving only a few cranks to keep up the campaign. It’s a testament to the importance of not bending in the knee and allowing these people power over you.
All the doom posting was annoying during the heat of it though.
One of my first posts about this shit back at the start of September when it was just picking up steam was that it would blow over in a month, and look where we are now.
I'm not underestimating or downplaying Nulls hard work and achievement keeping the site up, I just always had confidence in how stubborn and resourceful the guy is.
This shit seems to happen once a year and everytime the Farms comes out of it with better software/hardware and more resilient than before.
It really shows how pointless the service Clownflare was providing when Josh has been able to get the site running (and sometimes smoother and faster than before) in spite of their extremely unprofessional (and probably libelous) treatment by dropping the Farms without warning and hijacking the domain to make a defamatory statement (I guess the "immediate threat to human life" was absolute shit, like we knew it was.) and in less than a month.
Clownflares other customers should take note of that and ask themselves what exactly they are paying for, especially since its been shown that Cloudflare will crumble if a mere 7 men in dresses get together to spam emails at them.
 
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It really shows how pointless the service Clownflare was providing when Josh has been able to get the site running (and sometimes smoother and faster than before) in spite of their extremely unprofessional (and probably libelous) treatment by dropping the Farms without warning and hijacking the domain to make a defamatory statement (I guess the "immediate threat to human life" was absolute shit, like we knew it was.) and in less than a month.
Because when there's an "immediate threat to human life" you don't call the cops or anything, you steal an Internet domain and make the gayest public statement ever made by a company publicly, then do absolutely nothing else.
 
I know that we all already know this but they say good science is replication. Using the above image and the open-source GIMP I can prove that yellow isn't the only unflattering color. As a matter of fact I think I build a fair case that all colors would be unflattering for my boy Luke!
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The problem is those are all bright colors. He needs some more-muted shades to go with his sickly complexion. Something like this:

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His face still looks like it got hit by a truck, but it looks less jarring if there's no sharp contrast between his pale skin and the bright clothes.
 
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